Kids say the darndest things

[ptbyjason]

Found this, anyone got anymore, I know there are tons out there.

Marriage Advice From Kids
(As answered by elementary school students)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids.
- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them &
have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
- Ricky, age 10

[dane26]

those "kids say the darnest things" jokes always make me laugh. the last was funny. tell her she's pretty even if she looks like a truck....that's gotten me action on occasion. oops, did i say that out loud

[partyboynyc]

i just nod and smile when a girl i just met starts talking.i completely zone out.you know that asking a girl how her day was is like a 45 minute conversation!!that's why when i meet someone getting their life story to the point at which you've just met them can take hours.i'm like Vince Vaughn in Swingers. i just nod, smile, and the "Jaws" theme just starts playing in my head.

[MarkyMark]

I like those ..... shows you how much they hear from their parents conversations .....

[Big Al]

Kids are alot smarter than we give them credit.

[MarkyMark]

But thats why we dont give them our Visa ... right ?

[wild-one]

Cute...funny...and scary all at the same time, LOL.

[EXCESS]

Originally posted by ptbyjason
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

Son, is that you?

[Shredz]

I love it..lol