Room-Mate Needs to GROW THE F UP!!!

**sizerp** · 08-11-2009, 04:27 PM

OK SO WTF!? Please just understand from the get-go that this is a 19 year old chick with some major problems. She ****ing has these panic attacks and starts huffing and puffing... stop running for the nose toob! Those xanies aren't helping! G-DAMNIT it pisses me off.

DO THE FVCKING DISHES YOU DIRTY, YOU FVCKING LAZY PILL POPPING FVCKS!

DON'T PASS OUT ON MY COUCH FOR 1 WEEK STRAIGHT YOU NO GOOD LOUSY DRUG DEALER BF!

NO MORE FING TRAFFIC THROUGH MY HOUSE SHITTTTTT MAN!

ok no more caps, sorry.

On a more chilled out note. This little bitch attacked me because I started having a conversation about how, as a room-mate/friend and general human being, would APPRECAITE it if she were to 1) Pick up her cat shit, and clean her dishes.... and 2) Stop passing out in the living room with her friends like it's a sleepover every Fing night. and 3) DON'T DEAL DRUGS OUT OF MY HOUSE! Because im on supervision and we can't have bongs and shit lying around.

I was really chill with her and made polite requests for things to get done around the house. It's been about 2 months now of this crap, her shit is still lying around in boxes. CLEAN up you lazy biotch. Stop smoking 10 blunts a day and cook some real food and shit.

Now I mention it to her again, and she flipped out, started pacing having some kinda weird breathing panic disorder attack thing. I left her alone, and told her peeps to wait outside to try and let her cool down. Then MORE junkies roll up to the crib. F man.

They are there, I tell them to leave when they get their shit. This one dude sticks around and like walks around back of the house to try and calm my roomy down. I told him to get off my prop. Shit I am about to buy a god-damn gun, if no one hears me for much longer....

Damn scratch marks... im bout to call her parents. bitch...

fvking bitch...

**Hazard** · 08-11-2009, 04:31 PM

Tell her she can leave her sh*t around if she lets you put it in the butt and she cleans up the bongs when shes done usin em..... if not.... get the eff out.

If shes not cooking or cleaning..... it's called the starfish tax..... you ought to start collecting my friend.

~Haz~

**Dancer** · 08-11-2009, 04:35 PM

You wanna huge man?

**ni4ni** · 08-11-2009, 04:38 PM

anything on the floor is fair game to throw outside-IMO. I've done it and trust me it works
if that doesn't work time to boot her ass out bro

**DSM4Life** · 08-11-2009, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Dancer

You wanna huge man?

**Matt** · 08-11-2009, 04:39 PM

Oh bugger...

**Dancer** · 08-11-2009, 04:40 PM

Alright a group huge and a group I love u.

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

**Immortal Soldier** · 08-11-2009, 04:49 PM

Isn't this the same one you wanted to "hook up" with?

LOL she sounds like a keeper

**sizerp** · 08-11-2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Dancer

You wanna huge man?

I think DSM has you covered there ; - )

**sizerp** · 08-11-2009, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

Isn't this the same one you wanted to "hook up" with?

LOL she sounds like a keeper

Yeah well she is super hot. Like that makes up for the craziness? F that. Never.

**sizerp** · 08-11-2009, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Tell her she can leave her sh*t around if she lets you put it in the butt and she cleans up the bongs when shes done usin em..... if not.... get the eff out.

If shes not cooking or cleaning..... it's called the starfish tax..... you ought to start collecting my friend.

~Haz~

Good thing. I will start collecting the tax.

Originally Posted by ni4ni

anything on the floor is fair game to throw outside-IMO. I've done it and trust me it works
if that doesn't work time to boot her ass out bro

So many F-ing boxes and shit. I should throw it out, or take a dump in it. Right on!

This

of a thread is making me feel better.

**ni4ni** · 08-11-2009, 06:24 PM

thats what we are here for...making ppl feel better!!
now go throw her shiit out

**Gaspari1255** · 08-11-2009, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Yeah well she is super hot. Like that makes up for the craziness? F that. Never.

This is a case where you need to put looks aside. Sounds like a fvcking lunatic.

**DSM4Life** · 08-11-2009, 06:28 PM

**Matt** · 08-11-2009, 07:02 PM

Todays kids...

**Bojangles69** · 08-11-2009, 07:11 PM

If shes hot chances are shes also spoiled beyond belief.

Spoiled girls tend to be more emotional and prone to going into tandrums.
HOWEVER, they also respond very quickly to indimidation.

I would impose a presence of death on her.
And show her how much she disgusts me and how little I could give a fvck about her.

Take pics of all illegal activity she does, (or better record on camera if your cell does it). Then go up to her, and tell her " I have 465 pictures of you commiting illegal activity since you move in, if you don't (make your demands) ______ I am going to the police and telling them you are physically abusive".

Then you take an empty beer bottle and break it over your head.
If you're not bleeding on your head, pick up a piece of glass and give yourself a nice gash.

She must be watching all this. Then go up to her and say "bitch, I am the craziest mfkr you will ever meet". Spit on her face then tell her she has 3 days to do everything you said.

Problem Solved.

**Dancer** · 08-11-2009, 07:18 PM

/\ God damn WTF is wrong with you.

Sizerp, WTF are you doing living with a crack whore while on supervision, seriously you wanna be in prison?

**Bojangles69** · 08-11-2009, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Dancer

/\ God damn WTF is wrong with you.

Sizerp, WTF are you doing living with a crack whore while on supervision, seriously you wanna be in prison?

Trust me it would work.

**Dancer** · 08-11-2009, 07:28 PM

/\ if the mofo wasnt on probation and calling the cops to tell them he lives with a crack whore wouldnt send his ass to jail for much loner than the whore...

Kick the bitch out

**TITANIUM** · 08-11-2009, 07:38 PM

Sounds like my X-wife of 9 years. Don't get so bent up and just get rid of her. It's not worth the drama.

And it is only a matter of time before the law busts her.They will kick in your door and then confiscate your gear.

She is a high risk, bro.

**lostcause** · 08-11-2009, 07:44 PM

do you live with my sister?

**TITANIUM** · 08-11-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by lostcause

do you live with my sister?

Not yet. But I guess she'll be his next girfriend!!!IFLMAO

**lostcause** · 08-11-2009, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by TITANIUM

Not yet. But I guess she'll be his next girfriend!!!IFLMAO

i swear i could have written this same thing when i was 14 about her.

**Dancer** · 08-11-2009, 08:15 PM

I actually got an eviction notice against my ex-crank-whore

**sizerp** · 08-11-2009, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by Dancer

/\ God damn WTF is wrong with you.

Sizerp, WTF are you doing living with a crack whore while on supervision, seriously you wanna be in prison?

Yeah that's my main concern, she is ****ing me over, and being a bitch about it. Basically no respect for me. I should talk to my landlord about it.

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

Trust me it would work.

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

If shes hot chances are shes also spoiled beyond belief.

Spoiled girls tend to be more emotional and prone to going into tandrums.
HOWEVER, they also respond very quickly to indimidation.

I would impose a presence of death on her.
And show her how much she disgusts me and how little I could give a fvck about her.

Take pics of all illegal activity she does, (or better record on camera if your cell does it). Then go up to her, and tell her " I have 465 pictures of you commiting illegal activity since you move in, if you don't (make your demands) ______ I am going to the police and telling them you are physically abusive".

Then you take an empty beer bottle and break it over your head.
If you're not bleeding on your head, pick up a piece of glass and give yourself a nice gash.

She must be watching all this. Then go up to her and say "bitch, I am the craziest mfkr you will ever meet". Spit on her face then tell her she has 3 days to do everything you said.

Problem Solved.

LOL That's crazy shit right there.

Originally Posted by TITANIUM

Sounds like my X-wife of 9 years. Don't get so bent up and just get rid of her. It's not worth the drama.

And it is only a matter of time before the law busts her.They will kick in your door and then confiscate your gear.

She is a high risk, bro.

Yeah it's really pissing me off. Last house she lived in the cops raided her and shit. She was lucky to have been tipped off. I just can't have that bro. It's retawded.

**Panzerfaust** · 08-11-2009, 09:06 PM

I can already tell youa re young and immature yourself, who even has a roommate like that in the first place?

I hope you are at least getting some ***** out of all this? If not, kill yourself, you suck at life. lol

**Iron_Pig** · 08-11-2009, 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I can already tell youa re young and immature yourself, who even has a roommate like that in the first place?

I hope you are at least getting some ***** out of all this? If not, kill yourself, you suck at life. lol

**ray0414** · 08-11-2009, 10:55 PM

wow, well technically you are running a drug house and if shit goes down she could put the blame on you and take you down with her. u should just kick her out.

**sizerp** · 08-12-2009, 12:05 AM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

I can already tell youa re young and immature yourself, who even has a roommate like that in the first place?

I hope you are at least getting some ***** out of all this? If not, kill yourself, you suck at life. lol

Nah just pissed. Had to deal with 4-5 junkies everyday you'd be pissy too, LOL. Yeah I am not even interested in hitting that anymore after I heard where she's been.

I didn't CHOSE her as my room-mate brah. It just happened that way, she talked to my landlord and rented a room here. I don't own this house.

**cfiler** · 08-12-2009, 01:09 AM

Stick it in her pooper, and then kick her out.

***El Diablo*** · 08-12-2009, 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by cfiler

Stick it in her pooper, and then kick her out.

x 2 .. im with cfiler on this one.

BG · 08-12-2009, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Tell her she can leave her sh*t around if she lets you put it in the butt and she cleans up the bongs when shes done usin em..... if not.... get the eff out.

If shes not cooking or cleaning..... it's called the starfish tax..... you ought to start collecting my friend.

~Haz~

Priceless !!! Starfish tax hahahahaha !!!

**Dukkit** · 08-12-2009, 07:56 AM

tell the landlord

that you think shes doing drugs

and she has ppl over at all times of the night causing problems

no landlord wants that

shes gone

***Admin*** · 08-12-2009, 01:00 PM

Take pictures to the landlord or better yet invite him over to see for himself what you haft to put up with and explian that you have a hard time living like that... or move yourself... not worth it...

**Mooseman33** · 08-12-2009, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

If shes hot chances are shes also spoiled beyond belief.

Spoiled girls tend to be more emotional and prone to going into tandrums.
HOWEVER, they also respond very quickly to indimidation.

I would impose a presence of death on her.
And show her how much she disgusts me and how little I could give a fvck about her.

Take pics of all illegal activity she does, (or better record on camera if your cell does it). Then go up to her, and tell her " I have 465 pictures of you commiting illegal activity since you move in, if you don't (make your demands) ______ I am going to the police and telling them you are physically abusive".

Then you take an empty beer bottle and break it over your head.
If you're not bleeding on your head, pick up a piece of glass and give yourself a nice gash.

She must be watching all this. Then go up to her and say "bitch, I am the craziest mfkr you will ever meet". Spit on her face then tell her she has 3 days to do everything you said.

Problem Solved.

you are one of the craziest son of a bitches ever..this post is just so fvking crazy....
Bo, u are the man bro....

**CBGB** · 08-12-2009, 02:39 PM

Call the landlord first.
If that doesnt work, put Bo's plan into action.
Or just put her in a shallow grave and tell her friends she went to rehab........forever!

NS · 08-12-2009, 03:16 PM

Don't try and fix her. Either she goes or you go.

**Panzerfaust** · 08-12-2009, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by sizerp

Nah just pissed. Had to deal with 4-5 junkies everyday you'd be pissy too, LOL. Yeah I am not even interested in hitting that anymore after I heard where she's been.

I didn't CHOSE her as my room-mate brah. It just happened that way, she talked to my landlord and rented a room here. I don't own this house.

Ever hear of the term "move out", look it up and follow it!

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