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    Theoretical- what would happen if someone was caught with AAS in the U.S?

    Theoretical question is what could potentially happen if someone was caught with 1 cycle worth of AAS by law enforcement? I know it's classified as a class III drug so would that person typically be arrested etc. or would the product be seized and a fine given? Do they typically only want the big fish and not care much for the end user? Would the penalties be similar to marijuana?

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    Im sure you can get executed for it...

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    with the cops nowadays, u will def. get tazed.....

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    the sentencing guidelines are skewed from state to state.....also depending on if its a re-election year you're going to get screwed more due to media bias against aas......bottom line if you can't do the time don't do the crime....

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    if cops found you with steroids ..... you'd be the guy they would use to make an example of. It's not often ther eis a steroid bust - i can almost guarantee you'd get f*cked. Also.... if i'm not mistaken..... if you have a 10ml bottle of test E 250mg/ml - you get charged for the total weight including oil..... not just 2500mg's total hormone.

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    Cockmeat sandwhich in Guantanamo is what I heard

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    lol godamn pick up your package you are making me crazy here.

    note: you guys are using a situation where you are caught with it by police, not it getting caught by customs im the mail.

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    they will let you go and keep the gear for themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiGGaMaN View Post
    lol godamn pick up your package you are making me crazy here.

    note: you guys are using a situation where you are caught with it by police, not it getting caught by customs im the mail.
    good point jigga. Has anyone seen how big the customs agents are?
    lol

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    depends on the circumstances of how you got caught.

    the laws are not clear cut so its really hard to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ni4ni View Post
    good point jigga. Has anyone seen how big the customs agents are?
    lol
    oh man i can only imagine how tempting it would be with that job...

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    What if he got caught with his gear in a gun battle with the cops, they manage to overpower him but he manages to kill 10 cops, what will happen then???

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    Hell yeah!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MAD MATT View Post
    What if he got caught with his gear in a gun battle with the cops, they manage to overpower him but he manages to kill 10 cops, what will happen then???
    he walks and keeps his gear?

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    If its buddies pulling me over then we are gonna talk about how are cycles are going.
    If its some other mofo then I am gonna call my boys that they will call him.

    If you got one cycle and your house gets a search warrent executed on it, well lets say the cop will look fooken stupid for one vial of test and some pins.

    If you are home brewing your own shit you gonna have some issues.

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    You guys are harsh man... I get it...

    Stop being a fag and mann up.... HAHA

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    be sure to kill the post man just in case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier View Post
    Cockmeat sandwhich in Guantanamo is what I heard
    Is that what there serving now?

    Was wondering just wondering???


    Send DSM the menu, I'm sure he'll be interested!LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by TITANIUM View Post
    Is that what there serving now?

    Was wondering just wondering???


    Send DSM the menu, I'm sure he'll be interested!LOL

    Don't worry Titanium, I read in between the lines, I sent you the menu via PM so no one would know

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    If your willing to sleep with their gay friend just once. They will let you go and keep your gear forever

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    Check your local state laws to find out what the charges are for possession. However, if you are receiving a pack and it has been intercepted, you will likely be prosecuted under the United States Criminal Code, 18 USC, or 21 USC. Those cover Federal crimes. A first time offender, importing a moderate amount of AAS, will probably be able to get off with fines+probation, but could face 5 years in prison, if they really wanted to be dicks about it. Judging from the recent operation raw deal plea bargains, many of the people operating UGL's have gotten off with probation, or as little as 12-18 months in jail. To put that into perspective, what you are doing, as opposed to manufacturing & selling hundreds of bottles per week, is nothing.

    One curious instance in Texas, is that they weigh everything, including the box. So you could potentially have 100mL's of Nandrolone Decanoate dosed at 1mg/mL, and if you break a certain threshold with total weight, will be charged with intent to distribute. Regardless of the fact that there isn't even enough active hormone to be effective.

    No one said that laws make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    Check your local state laws to find out what the charges are for possession. However, if you are receiving a pack and it has been intercepted, you will likely be prosecuted under the United States Criminal Code, 18 USC, or 21 USC. Those cover Federal crimes. A first time offender, importing a moderate amount of AAS, will probably be able to get off with fines+probation, but could face 5 years in prison, if they really wanted to be dicks about it. Judging from the recent operation raw deal plea bargains, many of the people operating UGL's have gotten off with probation, or as little as 12-18 months in jail. To put that into perspective, what you are doing, as opposed to manufacturing & selling hundreds of bottles per week, is nothing.

    One curious instance in Texas, is that they weigh everything, including the box. So you could potentially have 100mL's of Nandrolone Decanoate dosed at 1mg/mL, and if you break a certain threshold with total weight, will be charged with intent to distribute. Regardless of the fact that there isn't even enough active hormone to be effective.

    No one said that laws make sense.
    So if customs intercepts a package being delivered... you can get in trouble? I thought that seizures were pretty much just a loss of monitary, not a real threat to freedom.

    /me confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    So if customs intercepts a package being delivered... you can get in trouble? I thought that seizures were pretty much just a loss of monitary, not a real threat to freedom.

    /me confused.
    The quantity is usually not worth their time. But if they chose to, yes they could prosecute you for it. All it would take is to do a controlled delivery, and then they could prove that you took possession of the pack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    The quantity is usually not worth their time. But if they chose to, yes they could prosecute you for it. All it would take is to do a controlled delivery, and then they could prove that you took possession of the pack.
    AH I see. But they HAVE to deliver it you themselves, and in person.

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    I can smell a FED from a mile away nowadays. Not too worried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sizerp View Post
    AH I see. But they HAVE to deliver it you themselves, and in person.
    No they don't. They have recently started putting sensors into the packs which can detect when they are opened, once they are opened they receive the signal and move in to raid your home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    No they don't. They have recently started putting sensors into the packs which can detect when they are opened, once they are opened they receive the signal and move in to raid your home.
    WTH dang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    No they don't. They have recently started putting sensors into the packs which can detect when they are opened, once they are opened they receive the signal and move in to raid your home.
    Thats why you keep nothing illegal in your home and open the package off site after a day or two. No need to make their job easy for them.

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    So, how big are these devices and what do they look like?

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    LOL if caught, I would recommend a good attorney. That is the difference between probation and five years

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