My Ode to Test E

**vpchill** · 09-01-2009, 06:51 AM

Hey all, I haven't been around in a while, but id like to give a small poem about my cycle. I titled this "My ode to Test E"

Oh Testosterone
I call u Test for short
I know if we are ever found out
Id end up in court

The love we share
Is deeper than the burrows of a beatle
I stare at you with lustfull eyes
When I see u dressed in a needle

Girls cannot resist us
They love the glow we bring
5 nights a week
We make each girl sing

Confidence and Coincidence
Anger and the like
As I look in the mirror
I know that's all is right

So hard to understand
The affect you have on me
With each look and comment
I know my sexiness has peaked

Each Mg, every CC
Words cannot explain wut u do 2 me
I hope for commitment, becuz ur the best
Nothing but love between me and my Test....

I will add more, feel free to add. That was all off the top. Lol

***El Diablo*** · 09-01-2009, 07:21 AM

LMFAO!... great post.

**sigman roid** · 09-01-2009, 07:21 AM

I am sexier
sexier than you

I look good
you look like poo

Now thats a poem

**Hazard** · 09-01-2009, 07:32 AM

LMFAO - i like it..... great contribution your 1st day back

~Haz~

**vpchill** · 09-01-2009, 10:14 AM

Thanx guys.. I'm just happy 2 be here.. lol

**redz** · 09-01-2009, 10:16 AM

LOL I love Test too!

**Nooomoto** · 09-01-2009, 11:03 AM

Oh Test-E
It's summer time again
Good to see you back, my old friend

You look so pretty in your vial
Ready to take me that extra mile
I need to squat 700 this year
With you at my side, I will go forward without fear

22 gauge, half plus one inch
With a flick of the wrist, and a slight pinch
Right in my ass, you're ready to build some serious mass

I'll frontload with d-bol
Another one of our mates
My girlfriend won't complain
As she no longer needs to masturbate

Every day, her vagina I will slay
Then I'll return to the gym, for not lifting is a mortal sin
I need protein NOW, and a sandwich to fill me
After this day is done, in my bed I will lay

My jeans no longer fit, my shirts get stuck on me
I sweat like a waterfall, and think like a neanderthal
All of this inconsequential, as I am filled with glee
Someone please pass the Tiger Balm for my knee

12 weeks are gone, 16 clean pounds I've gained
Our last week together, you will truly be missed
So PCT it is, because if I grow tits
I will truly be pissed
I must say good bye to you, and my joint pains

See you next year, old friend