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  1. 09-01-2009, 11:29 AM #1
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    My ode to Tren

    Oh dear Tren
    they way you glisten in your vial
    such a birghtly yellow
    your color is in style

    The way you make me feel
    powerful, indestructable, and pissed
    when we part
    those feelings shall be missed

    my love for you extends so far
    I can over look the yellow pee
    but the hairloss.....
    no thats not quite for me

    we found a way to cope
    as scientists do their job
    there's a drug called avodart
    that keeps hair on top

    So here we are
    angry and strong
    our love is mutual
    and certainly not wrong

    You shall be my death
    This I see
    I shall be with you till the end
    Even if my wife leaves me

    From this point on
    we treat eachother nice
    i'll drink my cranberry juice
    and eat a whole box of brown rice

    All I ask in return
    is for a lean hard body
    You are good at this
    unlike that gay EQ sh*t that doesn't work for anyone yet people still use it and come back and complain about it and we all say "I TOLD YOU SO"

    ~Haz~
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  2. 09-01-2009, 11:30 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Oh dear Tren
    they way you glisten in your vial
    such a birghtly yellow
    your color is in style

    The way you make me feel
    powerful, indestructable, and pissed
    when we part
    those feelings shall be missed

    my love for you extends so far
    I can over look the yellow pee
    but the hairloss.....
    no thats not quite for me

    we found a way to cope
    as scientists do their job
    there's a drug called avodart
    that keeps hair on top

    So here we are
    angry and strong
    our love is mutual
    and certainly not wrong

    You shall be my death
    This I see
    I shall be with you till the end
    Even if my wife leaves me

    From this point on
    we treat eachother nice
    i'll drink my cranberry juice
    and eat a whole box of brown rice

    All I ask in return
    is for a lean hard body
    You are good at this
    unlike that gay EQ sh*t that doesn't work for anyone yet people still use it and come back and complain about it and we all say "I TOLD YOU SO"

    ~Haz~

    second wife????? SHe is mine
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  3. 09-01-2009, 11:34 AM #3
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    LOL.... Whats next... My Ode to PCT?lol
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    PCT?

    whats that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    PCT?

    whats that
    Personal Computer Television
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  6. 09-01-2009, 11:45 AM #6
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    DAMN Hazad you have been starring at that vial to long.HAHAHAHA
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  7. 09-01-2009, 11:48 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by *El Diablo* View Post
    LOL.... Whats next... My Ode to PCT?lol
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...33#post4841133

    LMFAO!

    ~Haz~
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  8. 09-01-2009, 11:51 AM #8
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    I was fine till i read this. Now you got me wanting to do a shot. haha......
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  9. 09-01-2009, 11:53 AM #9
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    LMAO - i'm jonesin' for tren right now LOLOL - can't wait till it gets here

    ~Haz~
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  10. 09-01-2009, 03:11 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    LMAO - i'm jonesin' for tren right now LOLOL - can't wait till it gets here

    ~Haz~
    my issue I have it cant do it till OCtober....see the problem........750mg/week
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  11. 09-01-2009, 07:56 PM #11
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    This was the GREATEST thing I have ever read !!!
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