I really hope no one has posted this before !! Read !!

[The Deuce]

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD ... NO SERIO USLY.. THIS IS REAL...

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AND FELT JUSTICE SO MUCH BEFORE IN MY LIFE!! Waaay to go ALEX !!! WOOHOO !!!





To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.



I was the guy wearing the Navy Blue London Fog jacket that you demanded that I hand over,

shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.



First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.

The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Colt Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday,

and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.



Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!


I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.

I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.

[That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].



Then I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell.

I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.



Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card.

The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!



I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.

[That made his day!]


I then threw your wallet into the big pink "Pimp Mobile " that was parked at the curb ...

after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.


Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.



Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now,

so what 's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI,

while mentioning President Obama, as my possible target.


The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).



In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ...

But, I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.

I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,

and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider,

the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.



Have a good day!



Thoughtfully yours,

Alex



P.S.

Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!

[energizer bunny]

ha......if thats true...then fair play to alex.......

[Alphatier]

No Fvcking Way that this is true?!

Hahahahaha Justice served!!

Very nice post Deuce.

[stack_it]

Sounds a little far fetched but if it's true than we need more people in the world like this guy.

[BuffBuffalo]

Hm not that I believe it, but it's still pretty funny.

[Schmidty]

thats amazing alex is my hero

[Undercover]

idk why but i usually side with the bad guy in these scenarios so FU ALEX WHEREVER U R

[Ernst]

I hope it's real.

[Charger527]

Well i just would of broke the guys arm, but i dont own a gun good one if its true.

[Friend]

That made my day. Awesome.

[lovbyts]

Dude, I read that first time about 4 years ago via email, maybe 5 years. All they do us update some information on it like adding Obama.

[CHAP]

Great read . Real or not

[Bojangles69]

I don't get the pink pimp mobile part.

Is he saying that was the muggers car? And if so how the hell did he find it? Muggers typically don't park their cars.

And also, if he called the FEDs they wouldn't trace the phone back to the phone owner, they can pinpoint the location of the phone using GPS, which means the guy who wrote this would have been fvcked.

And I really doubt anyone is crazy enough to engage in any kind of convo like that with the FBI, thats one group of people in life anyone knows not to toy with.

But with logic aside, the story is a great read.

[Friend]

I don't get the pink pimp mobile part.

Is he saying that was the muggers car? And if so how the hell did he find it? Muggers typically don't park their cars.

And also, if he called the FEDs they wouldn't trace the phone back to the phone owner, they can pinpoint the location of the phone using GPS, which means the guy who wrote this would have been fvcked.

And I really doubt anyone is crazy enough to engage in any kind of convo like that with the FBI, thats one group of people in life anyone knows not to toy with.

But with logic aside, the story is a great read.

That's not true. I walked up to an FBI agent once and tickled him, he thought it was hilarious.

[TITANIUM]

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD ... NO SERIO USLY.. THIS IS REAL...

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AND FELT JUSTICE SO MUCH BEFORE IN MY LIFE!! Waaay to go ALEX !!! WOOHOO !!!





To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.

Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.



I was the guy wearing the Navy Blue London Fog jacket that you demanded that I hand over,

shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.

I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.



First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.

The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.

My girlfriend had just bought me that Colt Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday,

and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.



Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!


I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge in your pants.

I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me.

[That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].



Then I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell.

I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.



Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card.

The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful!



I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet.

[That made his day!]


I then threw your wallet into the big pink "Pimp Mobile " that was parked at the curb ...

after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.


Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.



Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now,

so what 's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI,

while mentioning President Obama, as my possible target.


The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).



In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ...

But, I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.

I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues,

and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider,

the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.



Have a good day!



Thoughtfully yours,

Alex



P.S.

Remember this motto ... An armed society makes for a more civil society!

I thought it was F*cking great, Deuce!!!

Re-post or what ever, I don't care.


It's great.

As most of you know by now, myself and Deuce are firearm enthusiasts.

To say the least.

Best

T

[sizerp]

I knew of someone who would respond do the gay personal ads on craig's list.... meet in a hotel... then when they got their, he'd tie them up and rob them.

[*El Diablo*]

Priceless.

[Older lifter]

Yeah,,, that was a great read,, as said before , real or not.

Thanks for that one

[Cloe85]

excellent!!! that would be the way to go...

[lola1182]

Sounds a little far fetched but if it's true than we need more people in the world like this guy.

ha, very much agreed.. awesome!