Favourite Quotes or Sayings Of All Time

[Bryan2]

"The most successful people in life are good at plan B"

[*El Diablo*]

Im not a racist. I hate all people. lol

[BJJ]

You can never tell about women, and if you can, you shouldn't.

[Lil_bodybuilder]

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look befor they cross the road.

It matters if you just dont give up.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

(all by stephen hawking)

[BJJ]

I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look befor they cross the road.

It matters if you just dont give up.

Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

(all by stephen hawking) a great man!

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[dj87]

"i wake up in the morning and piss excellence"

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.” one of the best iv ever heard right there Lance is the shit

[Lil_bodybuilder]

Yeah. One of my role models. Stephen hawking. Man of greatnes.

[Hazard]

"Don't shit where you eat"

"When the last fish has been caught, the last tree has been cut down, and the last river has been poisoned..... THEN try and eat your money"

~Haz~

[stack_it]

You can shit in one hand and want in the other

It ain't easy bein cheesy!

You shut your mouth when your talking to me

You can't get mad at fun (best line to use after a girl says she's married or has a bf)

Fvck em if they can't take a joke

[Hazard]

"It's my way or the highway" - My father

"Because I said so....." - My father

"I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it" - My father

~Haz~

[-Ender-]

I find that not being a pu$$y helps a lot - Big

[-Ender-]

Garbage in=Garbage out - TMOS

[MaNiCC]

I always tell the truth, even when i lie

I thought you said you knew this guy, i said i knew him not that i ****ed him

[*El Diablo*]

"it's my way or the highway" - my father

"because i said so....." - my father

"i brought you into this world and i can take you out of it" - my father

~haz~

lmfao!...

[lovbyts]

Just because you are paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you.

[terraj]

" You cannot depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus"
Mark Twain

[Kingweb50]

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."
George Orwell

[Hoggage_54]

"Your penis is so big!"

-Every girl that's seen my penis

[*El Diablo*]

"your penis is so thin!"

-every fat girl that's seen my penis

lol...what?

[ZaneTrain]

"Your penis is so big!"

-Every girl that's seen my penis

lmfao.

"Everybody has a gameplan til they get punched in the face"-Mike Tyson

[stack_it]

"Is that a baby carrot?"

-Every girl that's seen my penis

Sorry to hear that.....

[CBGB]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[Epic1]

"Your penis is so big!"

-DSM-

I think you mean this...