Top 10 ways to be the "funny guy" at the office

[*El Diablo*]

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the face.

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you
the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how
you're just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers.

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you
are hocking up a big loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass
and hand it to the person next to you and say,
"Beat that."

7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "ass ****ing."

6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand
down your pants.

5. Answer every question asked to you with "**** if I know!" Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even
match their race.

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
hand.

3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up,
and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.

2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look
down and say, "Oh."

1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick it in
your ass. Return it and tell the person to
smell it. When they tell you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had
it in my ass!"

[lovbyts]

Ok...,

Im guessing you are drunk tonight or you are letting your dog use your account.

[dangerous dan]

Hehehehe!!!

[*El Diablo*]

Ok...,

Im guessing you are drunk tonight or you are letting your dog use your account.

LOL, tonight? Its just turned 13:50 here, and just gotten back from Gym, but im bored at work so i posted that.... I think its the first time in my life that im bored..... I never get bored..... Maybe ima getting old

[elpropiotorvic]

El díablo where do u find Stuff like this ?

[lovbyts]

uselessstuff.com

hahahahaha

Yes I agree, you must be getting old

[dangerous dan]

lol its funny. you should get bored more often

[*El Diablo*]

El díablo where do u find Stuff like this ?

LOL, I sit and think all this stuff up... .. no just kidding, i am on the net and came across this and thought its something to share, sometimes i feel that the board becomes to serious, so i throw it in...

uselessstuff.com

hahahahaha

Yes I agree, you must be getting old

HaHa!.. dont even start with me...

lol its funny. you should get bored more often

.. All of the executive members at the company is on a meeting/team build thing and i dont feel like doing much work today....... So F*ckit.....

[goodlifting]

there are some people who annoy me in the gym and i'm going to have to utilize most of these. thanks

[lovbyts]

LOL, I sit and think all this stuff up... .. no just kidding, i am on the net and came across this and thought its something to share, sometimes i feel that the board becomes to serious, so i throw it in...



HaHa!.. dont even start with me...



.. All of the executive members at the company is on a meeting/team build thing and i dont feel like doing much work today....... So F*ckit.....

LOL, Id bet Im older than you but I really dont want to say or think how much that's why I can joke about it.

[*El Diablo*]

LOL, Id bet Im older than you but I really dont want to say or think how much

HaHa!.. im thinking u mentioned 41, shouldnt u be posting in the +40 forum only???

j/k

[lovbyts]

HaHa!.. im thinking u mentioned 41, shouldnt u be posting in the +40 forum only???

j/k

Do they have a 50+ forum? OK I have a couple years until I hit 509 but not many.

Im 47 going on 19

OK that's a lie, it's my GF's who are 19

[*El Diablo*]

Do they have a 50+ forum? OK I have a couple years until I hit 509 but not many.

Im 47 going on 19

OK that's a lie, it's my GF's who are 19

^^^ F*ck the 50+ Forum, lets call it the "ancient+" forum, u, PaulZane and Marcus will have alot of fun it there! ..... lol

[terraj]

He is from Sth Africa, where the posted 10 steps are a standard and accepted part of company culture.

Peace El Gaybo.

[*El Diablo*]

He is from Sth Africa, where the posted 10 steps are a standard and accepted part of company culture.

Peace El Gaybo.

LMFAO!!... i see u are starting sumthing again!...