Math

[KunipshunFit]

MATH PROBLEM

This sounds about right:

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there,
but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7= 127 %

HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Terinox]

Now that was fucken hilarious!!! I think a lot of people give 127%

[willpharmd]

I've never heard it put like that before. I know a lot of asskissers.

[tatty]

No wonder I've been coming up short...

I wonder about those cocksuckers at work...

[Thrashenstein]

Oh that is so true!

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...and strength is all you gotta know!

[tonytone]

interesting.....