The best jokes in the world!!! part 1.

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 01-28-2010, 01:59 AM

Bojangles! You surpassed my post count you little sh*t. I've been mia for a while here

***JDMSilviaSpecR*** · 01-28-2010, 01:59 AM

Actually scratch that....you have failed miserably in catching up to me

**Kibble** · 01-28-2010, 02:16 AM

Why did Michael Jackson hang his son out of the window?

To shake the cum out of his ass

**Kibble** · 01-28-2010, 02:17 AM

What is black and blue, and hates sex?

A rape victim

**Kibble** · 01-28-2010, 02:18 AM

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in 10 trash cans

(I am going to hell

)

**Tambit24** · 01-28-2010, 10:45 AM

What did the black kid get on his S.A.T.'s? BBQ sauce.

What happens when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly beans? All the black ones try to steal your watch.

Why do black women wear high heels? So they don't drag their knuckles

**slimy** · 01-28-2010, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

ahaa I love racial jokes keepm comin

This is one that you are actually going to tell at work tommorrow:

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane........

A PILOT, YOU ****ING RACIST!!!!!!

**supersize me** · 01-28-2010, 11:18 AM

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

"If we dont start getting some support around here, people are gonna start thinking we're nuts!!"

**Dctibor** · 01-28-2010, 11:33 AM

John and I came out of the bar drunk as hell, as we walk down an alley to our car we see a dog licking its balls. John says, "Man, I wish I could do that" I say, "John, that dog will bite you."

**the big 1** · 01-29-2010, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in 10 trash cans

(I am going to hell

)

Yes you are sir.

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by the big 1

during their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, i was so overwhelmed that i didn't talk for an hour?" the hubby replied: "yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

lol!

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by terraj

I was at an ATM when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.

LOL! Helya!

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by slimy

This is one that you are actually going to tell at work tommorrow:

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane........

A PILOT, YOU ****ING RACIST!!!!!!

drives an airplane???

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:29 PM

Four dads are playing golf

Dad 1 says "ya my son is doing real well, ya know he's a realtor now, making alot of money, mater of fact he's doing so good he just gave a buddy of his a house as a gift..."

Dad 2 says " well my son is really sucsessful too, yall know he owns that dealership downtown, ya he's making good money, doin' so well he gave a car to a good friend of his..."

Dad 3 say " hell ya my son been in the stock brokeraging bizniz for some years now and he's doin so good that he just gave $100,000 to one of his buddies..."

Dad 4 says " well yall know know my son is an unemployed faggot, but he's got real good friends cuz one of em bought him a car, another bought em a house and another gave em a bunch of money!!!!!"

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:30 PM

why dont witches wear panties?

to get a better grip on the broom

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:34 PM

this eighty year old couple is getting ready for valentines

the old man goes to a lingerie store and finds this really revealing outfit and buys it

valentines day the man give the wife the gift

the wife goes to the bedroom to try it on

when she sees how revealling the out fit is she thinks "with as bad as his cataracts are he wont be able to tell if im wearing this or not"

she deciedes to not put it on and walk out in to the livingroom naked infront of her husband.

then he says" WELL HELL FOR $195.00 YOU'D THINK THEY'D IRON IT FIRST!"

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:35 PM

Bedtime at michael jacksons house?

-when the big hand touches the little hand..

**MONEY AND MASS** · 01-29-2010, 04:40 PM

this blond goes into a pawn shop

"i wana buy tht tv" she says

"i dont sell to blonds" says the pawnbroker

the blond leaves and goes home, she dyes her hair brown and changes clothes then returns to the pawn shop.

"i wana buy that TV" she says

-"I DONT SELL TO BLONDS" he says

frustrated and confused she leaves, goes home dyes her hair red, ads some curls, light make-up with some freckles and some billybob teeth, changes clothes and returns to the pawnshop

"i'd like to buy that TV" she says

"Idont sell to blonds" he says

She replies"HOW DO YOU KNOW IM BLOND???"

He tells her "cuz thats a microwave"