Application for permission to date my daughter

**FranciscoG** · 03-04-2010, 04:18 PM

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
Print out and submit as per instructions at the bottom of the form.

1. Name :_________________________________________________ _ Date of Birth :_________________
2. Height :___________________________ Weight :_______________________ GPA :________________
3. Social Sec. #_______________________ Drivers license #______________________________________
4. Boy Scout Rank :__________________________
5. Home address :____________________________ City/ State____________________________________
6. Do you have one male and one female parent ? Yes _______ No _______
7. If no, explain :_________________________________________________ ________________________
8. Number of years parents married :_________________________________________________ _________
9. Do you own a van ?______ A truck with oversized tires ?______ A water bed ?_______
10. Do you have an earring , nose ring , belly-button ring ?______ A tattoo ?_______
(If yes to any of #9 or #10, Discontinue application and leave premises ...
11. In ten words or less, what does LATE mean to you ?___________________________________________
12. In ten words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you ?______________________________________
13. In ten words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you ?___________________
__________________________________________________ _____________________________________
14. Church you attend :_________________________________ How often you attend :_______________
15. When would be the best time to interview your Father, Mother, And Minister ? ___________________
16. What would you want to be IF you grew up ? _______________________________________________

Answer by filling in the blanks. Please answer freely - all answers are confidential
(that I won't tell anyone - ever- I promise).

If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is in the __________________________

If I were beaten the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________________________
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is ___________________________________

When I first meet a girl, the thing I notice about her first is_______________________________________
(Note: If answer begins with T or A, discontinue and leave premises: Keeping your head low and running in
a serpentine fashion is advised. )

I SWEAR THAT THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF: NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION,
CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, DEATH, AND DISMEMBERMENT.

Signature (that means your name, moron)____________________________________________ __________

Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 weeks for processing. You will be contacted in writing if
you are approved. Please do not attempt to call or write. If your application is rejected you will be
notified by two gentlemen wearing white coats and carrying a violin case.

APPLICANT'S RIGHT THUMB PRINT IN BLOOD

**energizer bunny** · 03-04-2010, 04:26 PM

...............very good, i like the bit with the blokes coming to play the violin! cracked me up!

**energizer bunny** · 03-04-2010, 04:34 PM

i should use this, for my sister!......give it to all my fuken mates!

**Older lifter** · 03-04-2010, 09:29 PM

Lmao,,, thanks for that, had a good laugh

**amcon** · 03-04-2010, 09:36 PM

that is great im useing it...

**lovbyts** · 03-05-2010, 12:13 PM

I like it.

**Kratos** · 03-05-2010, 01:48 PM

Get many applicants?

**RANA** · 03-05-2010, 02:43 PM

Nice, thank God I have boys!!!

**Dukkit** · 03-05-2010, 02:51 PM

i have a 3 week old daughter....

im saving this!!! lmao

**scorpion62** · 03-05-2010, 02:55 PM

I just give my daughter one for her boyfriend lol

**kalspic** · 03-05-2010, 10:10 PM

can i date your daughter???????

**shadey33** · 03-05-2010, 10:58 PM

Thats awesome ive sent his along time ago and have tried to find it ,same as RANA ive only got boys thank god but will keep just in case.

**lovestospooge23** · 03-06-2010, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Get many applicants?

throw me a six pack a beer... and maybe

**MaNiCC** · 03-06-2010, 04:37 AM

Originally Posted by lovestospooge23

throw me a six pack a beer... and maybe

your going to need more then a six pack bro to fvk that

**sigman roid** · 03-06-2010, 11:23 AM

I got 4 girls im fukked...lol

**FranciscoG** · 03-06-2010, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by Kratos

Get many applicants?

Sorry bro I am 39. Some 30+ year-old woman can´t be my daughter.

Nice pic though, is that your mother? I heard people from your area were short on number of teeth.

**scorpion62** · 03-06-2010, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by kalspic

can i date your daughter???????

Fill the form and I will vet you

**kalspic** · 03-06-2010, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by scorpion62

Fill the form and I will vet you

im going to need a pic first to help decide my answers

**calgarian** · 03-06-2010, 10:13 PM

poor daughter!!!!!!! die virgin

**scorpion62** · 03-09-2010, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by kalspic

im going to need a pic first to help decide my answers

Attachment 105930 be gentle kalspic

**ModelInProgress** · 03-09-2010, 09:46 PM

This pretty much sums up my (and my husband's) sentiment on potential suitors for our daughters LOL...

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**smokeyd** · 03-09-2010, 10:46 PM

buddy told me tonight his 12 year old daugter got a boy friend. He said he pulled him aside and said just to clear things up anything you do to her im going to do to you. hold her hand im gonna hold your hand, play with her hair im gonna play with your hair, get my drift? and I DO MEAN ANYTHING