Sexting With Tiger Woods

**Hard.On** · 03-22-2010, 07:43 AM

Its hard to find these texts without having to install crap and avoid viruses.

Here are some samples:

• “OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.”

• “I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.”

• “Whatever I want. You are mine.”

• “I would love to have the ability to make you sore.”

• “Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? …just morbid curiosity.”

• “You are my f–king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.”

• “Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right I will slap, spank bite and f–k you til mercy.”

• “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.”

•”parent hood melt down ”

• “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that…”

• “Don’t f–king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F–k.”

If anyone else has any messages,
ACTUAL ONES lol. EZ to make some up
Post them up

**OhioMuscle22** · 03-23-2010, 06:15 PM

"you think my 9-iron can fit up there?"

**ModelInProgress** · 03-23-2010, 08:45 PM

This was copied from "Shine from Yahoo"...the numbered subtitles are because the article was making assessments about Tiger Woods based on the texts that Joslyn James posted:

1. Tiger is angry.

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little wh*re. Put my c*ck in your a** and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my F***ing wh*re

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and F*** that a** that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the F*** up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

2. Tiger is dirty.

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and F*** you till mercy

3. Tiger is needy.

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:
You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

4. Tiger in control.

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:
Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:
Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:
Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

5. Tiger feigns emotional intimacy.

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home . Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a fish bowl

6. Tiger has problems accepting responsibility.

Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesnt know about us, obviously

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:
This has been a total sh*t trip. Im sorry i f*cked up last night. And this sh*t. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't F***ing talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F***

**Hard.On** · 03-23-2010, 09:22 PM

i would like to see what she texted to him,

I dont blame tiger hes just a guy

This whore was probly sending him messages like I want you to choke me etc,
He was just responding

**ModelInProgress** · 03-23-2010, 09:36 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

i would like to see what she texted to him,

I dont blame tiger hes just a guy

This whore was probly sending him messages like I want you to choke me etc,
He was just responding

You know she probably won't publish what she said (or texted)...she's trying to get her 15 minutes of fame from this. He knew he was wrong, but those sluts knew he was married and still chose to f@#k him...I don't feel sorry for anyone in this situation except his family.

**virk--** · 03-23-2010, 09:41 PM

Originally Posted by twotimer

i would like to see what she texted to him,

I dont blame tiger hes just a guy

This whore was probly sending him messages like I want you to choke me etc,
He was just responding

I completely agree with you man.