The middle aged, fat ****er thread

**NVR2BIG1** · 04-02-2010, 06:41 AM

Do you have any co-workers or people you interact with who just need to take a gun to their head and end it? Tell us about it!! Whose that ****er you have to deal w/ on a daily basis that is miserable and hates life? You know the type I'm talking about, the fat, middle aged guy, who brings in a Cinnamon Roll and Mountain Dew to work every morning and nurses a hangover, one thats induced every night from the harsh reality he's not getting any ***** and has no life. And these guys hate bodybuiders too, they hate everything you represent. If you know someone who hates life and needs to off themselves then this thread is for you, spill ur guts!!

**Hazard** · 04-02-2010, 06:43 AM

hmmmm.....

Is there something you need to get off your chest?

LOLOLOL
~Haz~

**OH REALLY** · 04-02-2010, 06:46 AM

those slimfast drinking mother puckers

**vpchill** · 04-02-2010, 06:49 AM

This Fat Asian Whore at my job. Always commeneding me on losing so much weight and being fit. She ask for advice on what to eat and how 2 hit the gym to lose weight. Yet she eats 3 course meals for breakfast. She eats like a pro fukin BBer. She has 2 eat about 9 meals a day.

And then there's the geezer in the gym who watched my progress and gets excited everytime he sees me. Does same excercises EVERY day and wonders when he will get into shape. Wtf

**DSM4Life** · 04-02-2010, 09:46 AM

i like cookies

**warchild** · 04-02-2010, 01:55 PM

welcome to america bro

**Nooomoto** · 04-02-2010, 07:33 PM

Don't get me started. There's a fat chick in my morning (9 am) class that comes in with the little containers of ice cream, a big ass frappucino from Starbucks, and she finishes it off with some kind of candy bar. Every time I look at her I get disgusted. To make it more interesting, she wears an anklet that says "BBW", the anklet is stretched to it's maximum tension. This is evidence that she thinks she's something to be desired. Disgusting. I hate her just for her.

**taiboxa** · 04-02-2010, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

i like cookies

cake?!
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**alexISthrowed** · 04-02-2010, 08:28 PM

Somtimes I wish the fat guy across the street would quit wearing full skin tight spandex bike gear when he goes for a ride.

**taiboxa** · 04-02-2010, 09:57 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

Somtimes I wish the fat guy across the street would quit wearing full skin tight spandex bike gear when he goes for a ride.

you want him to go ALL-Nat-CherALE.. dontchya ..

**alexISthrowed** · 04-02-2010, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

you want him to go ALL-Nat-CherALE.. dontchya ..

have no idea what tht means.

**taiboxa** · 04-02-2010, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by alexISthrowed

have no idea what tht means.

w/o spandex = nude.. you wanna watch some skin-tight rolls in action

**alexISthrowed** · 04-02-2010, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

w/o spandex = nude.. you wanna watch some skin-tight rolls in action

no thank you

**jbm** · 04-02-2010, 10:52 PM

liposuction might solve her problem vpchill....

**lovbyts** · 04-02-2010, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by Nooomoto

Don't get me started. There's a fat chick in my morning (9 am) class that comes in with the little containers of ice cream, a big ass frappucino from Starbucks, and she finishes it off with some kind of candy bar. Every time I look at her I get disgusted. To make it more interesting, she wears an anklet that says "BBW", the anklet is stretched to it's maximum tension. This is evidence that she thinks she's something to be desired. Disgusting. I hate her just for her.

Only thing is there are guys who do like that. I will NEVER understand it myself although I wish a LOT more guys like the BBW.

That would leave more hot fit chicks for me.

**Ernst** · 04-03-2010, 04:00 AM

I work in a restaurant. I have customers comment and some tell me crap like "just wait until your metabolism changes." Right, you fatasses. I don't work at it or avoid all the delicious booze, cream sauce, and cake you are shoveling down...

**lovbyts** · 04-03-2010, 04:04 AM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I work in a restaurant. I have customers comment and some tell me crap like "just wait until your metabolism changes." Right, you fatasses. I don't work at it or avoid all the delicious booze, cream sauce, and cake you are shoveling down...

Do you know why it changes? Because not so much what they put into their mouth (it doesnt help) but because the forget to keep moving. They get lazy. watch to much tv or sit behind the computer all day.

I did the same thing. I use to say how good my metabolism was but then it slowed down after 35/40. It was an excuse. Once I got back into the gym and started being more active now my biggest problem is gaining weight and keeping it on.

I was 210 lbs 3 years ago. Went down to 165. Now for the last year I have been TRYING to get past 180 - 185.... If I miss a couple meals I will drop 5 lbs easy.

Tell them next time park across the street and walk. Take the stairs etc. It all makes a difference.