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    Just for ErectionWorshipers!

    Since the other guy got to celebrate a special day for his religion, I wanna celebrate my own religion. It's only fair. Religious freedom and all that!

    My religion is Erection Worship, and today is The Day of the Immaculate Erection, the day our creator gave the human race the gift of engorgement of the penis.

    Holy Immaculate Erection Day Everyone!

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    You stole my idea bitch.

    haha


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    I would never worship erections but to each his own. If they ever create ass and titty worship ill be at church every Sunday.

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    you can worship my erections all you want.

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    You should have called this snatch worship day. mmm...... snatch

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    I would never worship erections but to each his own. If they ever create ass and titty worship ill be at church every Sunday.

    I wondered the exact same thing :P T&A day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zimmy View Post
    I wondered the exact same thing :P T&A day?
    hahaha I mean come on, erection day?

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    Because some of us dont believe the same as others there is still no need to mach their beliefs. This is what causes problems with society. People take their beliefs very seriously and as long as they are not trying to force it down your throat then why make fun of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    Because some of us dont believe the same as others there is still no need to mach their beliefs. This is what causes problems with society. People take their beliefs very seriously and as long as they are not trying to force it down your throat then why make fun of them?
    well, it is forced down our throats, how many laws and by-laws are based on religious beliefs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by declan11 View Post
    well, it is forced down our throats, how many laws and by-laws are based on religious beliefs?
    I believe he is referring to the a.r community. Where it has never been forced down anyone's throat.

    Zimmys thread got completely derailed by classless a-holes. It was not meant to be a debate thread. In fact Kratos, dsm, qs all atheist understood this and were very polite. Whether you believe or not and you obviously don't is no reason to derail someones thread or criticize there personal beliefs.

    I myself could careless that you don't believe. I doubt any christian on this board wants to convert you or even try. Everyone just wants there personal beliefs respected and that shouldn't be to hard on a internet board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    I believe he is referring to the a.r community. Where it has never been forced down anyone's throat.

    Zimmys thread got completely derailed by classless a-holes. It was not meant to be a debate thread. In fact Kratos, dsm, qs all atheist understood this and were very polite. Whether you believe or not and you obviously don't is no reason to derail someones thread or criticize there personal beliefs.

    I myself could careless that you don't believe. I doubt any christian on this board wants to convert you or even try. Everyone just wants there personal beliefs respected and that shouldn't be to hard on a internet board.
    Thank you, exactly what I was trying to get across.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErectileTissue View Post
    Since the other guy got to celebrate a special day for his religion, I wanna celebrate my own religion. It's only fair. Religious freedom and all that!

    My religion is Erection Worship, and today is The Day of the Immaculate Erection, the day our creator gave the human race the gift of engorgement of the penis.

    Holy Immaculate Erection Day Everyone!

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    How do I go about nominating this in the "Gayest ever thread title" category?

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    jbm we need more hot chick pics so we can get a res-erection!!!!!.....amen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mn_fighter View Post
    I believe he is referring to the a.r community. Where it has never been forced down anyone's throat.

    Zimmys thread got completely derailed by classless a-holes. It was not meant to be a debate thread. In fact Kratos, dsm, qs all atheist understood this and were very polite. Whether you believe or not and you obviously don't is no reason to derail someones thread or criticize there personal beliefs.

    I myself could careless that you don't believe. I doubt any christian on this board wants to convert you or even try. Everyone just wants there personal beliefs respected and that shouldn't be to hard on a internet board.
    you cared enough to post that drivel, it looks like a general statement to me, whats the problem with the other side of the coin? to many holier than thou types on here. now with that said, im off for a spot of devil worship

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    if you dont love your own erection, who else will? love = beating

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    jbm we need more hot chick pics so we can get a res-erection!!!!!.....amen...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Last edited by dec11; 04-05-2010 at 09:24 AM.

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    Dsm would go to a site called awkwardboners.com

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    i tend to limit my erection worship to my own erection..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Looks an aweful lot like Nicotine.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    Dsm would go to a site called awkwardboners.com
    Nice but what are you doing on that site?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    Nice but what are you doing on that site?
    lol not much, but I do frequent awkwardcameltoe.com tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Looks an aweful lot like Nicotine.....

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