Random Boner Defense

[vanduhl]

We all have those mental images or thoughts that can make the test-erections go away...

Scenario: You're in a public place with a test boner...What do you try to imagine and/or think about to make it go away?

I personally think of Dead Puppies and Star Wars.

Tell me what you guys think about to make em go away.

[Superhero d-bolman]

Considering the fact you might have difficulty all of a sudden not thinking about sex since your a horny beast, i'd suggest this.

1.Think about naked woman about to take dump on a man.
2.Think about naked woman taking dump on man.
3. Think about woman with clothes on taking dump on man.
4. Think about woman just taking dump on man.
Final Step. Now think about man taking dump on man.

[zimmy]

your mom


actually I just try NOT to think about it because for some reason thinking about it makes it stay for ever. Maybe you can try watching 2 girls 1 cup.

Unless your DSM that shoul ddo the trick

[MaNiCC]

think of dsm

[6ft5]

think of dsm

Or some of those pictures. Or that dude in the street with those daisy dukes on. From the gym clothes tread. Or slamming your nuts in a car door. Jippn up the pork and beans

[MaNiCC]

Or some of those pictures. Or that dude in the street with those daisy dukes on. From the gym clothes tread. Or slamming your nuts in a car door. Jippn up the pork and beans

nuts in a car door. ouch

what about nuts in a nut cracker?

[alexISthrowed]

a little picture they call tubgirl

(Do not google this)

[MaNiCC]

a little picture they call tubgirl

your old avi would do the trick

[alexISthrowed]

your old avi would do the trick

lol thats orgasm defense for the ladies

[beatango2008]

a little picture they call tubgirl

Omg, that is the last time I google something, I almost threw up my chicken I just had

[alexISthrowed]

Omg, that is the last time I google something, I almost threw up my chicken I just had

lol I added a disclaimer. Saw that pic a long time ago and could not get a jerk in for like 2 weeks.

[beatango2008]

Yea I know, since I looked at that picture I tried whacking it twice today and nothing happens....

[awesome1]

Considering the fact you might have difficulty all of a sudden not thinking about sex since your a horny beast, i'd suggest this.

1.Think about my mom about to take dump on a man.
2.Think about my mom taking dump on man.
3. Think about my mom with clothes on taking dump on man.
4. Think about my mom just taking dump on man.
Final Step. Now think about my dad taking dump on man.

i bet that would work much better

[6ft5]

Daaaammmmnnnn!!!!! I googled it! WTF! That should definitely work. I wonder how many times she had to do that to get it right??? Dam

[jbm]

I think of her....

[jbm]

sometimes I just Google!

[Bossman]

Damn I feel old. I haven't had random boners in 20 fvcking years! And that's with nearly a gram of test EW. Now, when I need/want it, no problem, but random when the wind blows......no.

[DSM4Life]

I am typing this message with my boner.

[6ft5]

I am typing this message with my boner.

Lmao! your prob at the library too! Lol

[Hard.On]

I think of this,
my dick usually inverts

[DSM4Life]

Lmao! your prob at the library too! Lol

Nope, in church. The priest just caught me and is now offering me wine...

[gixxerboy1]

i act like its normal. Then give other people a hard time for not having one like they are strange

[Hoggage_54]

I just rub one out right then and there

[vanduhl]

I think of her....

thats more of a boner offense....im not thrilled about seeing that on here...haha

[lovbyts]

I just look for the proper girl to help me relieve me of the problem.

[matt77]

I think about this fatty I screwed one time for no other reason than to blow a load!! It still gives me chills to think of all that meat

[lovbyts]

I think about this fatty I screwed one time for no other reason than to blow a load!! It still gives me chills to think of all that meat

And then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace to LOL Hooked up with this one 2 days ago. Maybe I need to give her a call now. hehehe

Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.

[Mr.Rose]

And then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace to LOL Hooked up with this one 2 days ago. Maybe I need to give her a call now. hehehe

Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.

Good work!!

Haha, i have plenty of those from thailand, .

She looks Philo? Which country did you pic that fine ass from, :P

[lovbyts]

Got back from Pi/Manila/Cavete yesterday. Ill be headed back in a few weeks. I got some of that (Thai) at home also.

[Mr.Rose]

Fuk you lovbyts, you know how to make a man envious!

I have to wait until the end of the year until i get enough free time to head back up.

[lovbyts]

I figure it's cost effective for me. I am having some dental work done while I am there. Couple crowns and a root canal. In the US after insurance it's $2000+ out of pocket. In Manila with a GOOD doctor it's under $400
Airfare $1200 or less round trip, $400 dentist leaves me with $200+ and I get a vacation and more than just my pockets drained.

[Friend]

Golf usually does it.

[vanduhl]

And then you post right after me knowing how much that nice little body in your avatar turns me on. Now I need to go find someplace to LOL Hooked up with this one 2 days ago. Maybe I need to give her a call now. hehehe

Got to love camera phones when they are on silent so it looks like you are checking messages.

TOUCHE ! my friend!...ive never been with a thai chick.....gonna have to try that out sometime...shes sexy bro..and now im also gonna have to go....dammit

[taiboxa]

i just think of Booz, n' how sexy he is in his 1970's cut'up Everlast sweatshirt ensemble and that pretty much does it

[powerful intelligent]

nuts in a car door. ouch

what about nuts in a nut cracker?

ouch indeed- i can't even think of an erection now

[stack_it]

I can't remember the last time I got a random boner and I'm in my early 20's.

[C-MaN]

Oprah Winfrey naked on a rainy day....... Oprah winfrey naked on a rainy day.. Just keep repeating until boner subsides.. Works every time.

[vanduhl]

Oprah Winfrey naked on a rainy day....... Oprah winfrey naked on a rainy day.. Just keep repeating until boner subsides.. Works every time.

......love it.

[Arian]

a little picture they call tubgirl

(Do not google this)

You can't just throw something out there like that and then tell people not to google it! No good man, no good.

[gixxerboy1]

You can't just throw something out there like that and then tell people not to google it! No good man, no good.

i had to google it. I just read what it was and got sick. Cant imagine actually seeing it.