I will NOT date a girl who...

[ultra40]

who has big floppy vagina lips or an enlarged clit

I love those....Mmmm

[boxa06]

^ that's wrong dude! lol

[DarnGoodLookin]

I won't date a girl who wants to have kids.

I have no interest. And am planning on getting my vasectomy within a year or two.

Luckily the girl I'm w/ right now is not down for conception as well. She doesn't want kids whatsoever.

legggiit!

-VM

ur girl just doesn't want kids with you cuz she thinks ur a scrub

SOOO JEALOUS BRO...the girl im ****in right now wants to do anal but i dont wana pay for the enema kit and lube...lolol im so cheap...and i aint goin in with hand lotion and a durty ass...FvCK THAT!!!!!


sat night tho i think its gonna happen finally...****ed her 5-10 times already...time to move to the ass n i aint goin back to the poonani

enema kit? lube?? just man up, spit on it, and **** her in the ass bro

hahaah sexual ATM, my girl did it and it was sooo awesome! her ass is soo sweet, i enjoy sticking my tongue in it

lol wicked

[vanduhl]

""enema kit? lube?? just man up, spit on it, and **** her in the ass bro""




ya bro! and get a big streak of shit on my dick!! sounds like a fun night!

[DarnGoodLookin]

""enema kit? lube?? just man up, spit on it, and **** her in the ass bro""




ya bro! and get a big streak of shit on my dick!! sounds like a fun night!

if ur afraid to get a lil Sh!t on ur dick, don't play in the mud sissy.

[vanduhl]

if ur afraid to get a lil Sh!t on ur dick, don't play in the mud sissy.

I'm gonna guess youve never gotten shit all over your pecker then....N I certainly dont use condoms (im allergic) so i will continue to take the necessary precautions before i "play in the mud". Thanks

[Dukkit]

I'm gonna guess youve never gotten shit all over your pecker then....N I certainly dont use condoms (im allergic) so i will continue to take the necessary precautions before i "play in the mud". Thanks

ive gotten shit all over my pecker

the best was when i banged the girl so hard in her ass that i made it bleed

bloody and shitty pecker

hmmm

[DarnGoodLookin]

I'm gonna guess youve never gotten shit all over your pecker then....N I certainly dont use condoms (im allergic) so i will continue to take the necessary precautions before i "play in the mud". Thanks

as a matter of fact I have gotten shit all over my pecker... it comes off when you take a shower.

ive gotten shit all over my pecker

the best was when i banged the girl so hard in her ass that i made it bleed

bloody and shitty pecker

hmmm

rofl

[Vitruvian-Man]

ur girl just doesn't want kids with you cuz she thinks ur a scrub

You're 5'11 and 190 pounds

Don't hate just because you're 22 and still haven't managed to get your brown-belt yet....

It'll happen eventually bro. There are tons of ditch-pigs out there who are totally down for scrawny little trolls

-VM

[Hazard]

Nothing wrong with a little FEMALE poop on the ole salami.....

~Haz~

[vanduhl]

Nothing wrong with a little FEMALE poop on the ole salami.....

~Haz~

OK...i guesss if Haz doesnt have a problem with poop on ur bird then im willing to go without the clean-out lolol...

[DCI]

who is 16

Reason because you become some fat bastards imaginary hot 16 year old girl in prison lol

[not so slim]

im serious bro was ****ing awsome, fvcking her and shes yelling in russian and i have no clue what shes saying, was fkn awsome

She was yelling for you to stop!!!

[Mr.Rose]

16 is legal where i am from. .

If you want to know about poop, then as ranging1. HAHA.

[calgarian]

16 is legal where i am from. .

If you want to know about poop, then as ranging1. HAHA.

stole the words right out of my mouth fvcker

[gixxerboy1]

who already slept with dukki.

thats why i left philly there was none left

[calgarian]

Nothing wrong with a little FEMALE poop on the ole salami.....

~Haz~

as long as she lick it clean.........afterward....

[crazy_rocks]

...who owns a lot of cats. they are always crazy

...who acts ghetto or who thinks its ok to date ******

[Bertuzzi]

Who isn't thick
Who doesn't swallow
Who isn't Bi (sexual, not polar)
Who doesn't do anal
Who won't do ass to mouth
has a flat ass
is skinny
has obnoxiously huge tits
isn't over 25

nice, let us know how it pans out bro. ATM

god, i hope she allows ATM....she pretty open minded so i think it should be happening....

Glad to see we have at least 3 sick fuks like myself I've never done ATM but it's my all time fantasy! Wouldn't do it with the GF though... only some skank.

#1- plays text messaging games instead of calling me

#2- phone goes straight to voice mail at random times of the day(red flag right here fellas, she has it off b/ she's with another guy)

#3- girl who constantly feels the need to buy something or spend money every time she goes someplace, I dont mean small things like a drink or lunch, but clothes, shoes, makeup etc.

#4- girl who has to wear skimpy clothes all the time (I'd rather go for a girl in jeans and a sweatshirt who doesn't need to dress that way to be attractive, but when she occasionally does she would turn heads everywhere)

#5- girl who doesn't mind my lifestyle and gym related things

#6- girl who doesn't owe 20k in credit card debt for clothes

#7- girl who did not like kids

#8-girl who felt the need to call me every 20 minutes (this is a huge sign of insecurity, and also the #1 sign the girl will cheat on ya, she's calling you off the hook to check on you, b/ she knows what she'd be doing if she got a free 30 minutes)

#9- girl who used foul language every other word

#10- girl who constantly talked about other girls, ie; "OMG, those shoes are so ugly, whats her problem, she keeps cutting her eyes at me, that bitch is too skinny, etc etc"

^^ You obviously have some past issues with girls!! Seriously.... ever thought of trying men? DSM will be gentle.... unless you like it rough.

[jbm]

who got a big mouth and keeps on complaining!

[lovbyts]

who got a big mouth and keeps on complaining!

That just cut out 90% of the female population. LOL

A big mouth is OK and complaining as long as the complaint is how big your cock is and it's making her jaw sore. LOL

Dude, your boy is growing like a week, crazy.

[bigZthedestroyer]

doesn't do squats.

Getting closer..this ones only 2 years old.

[lovbyts]

doesn't do squats.

Another post that is 2 1/2 years old. Stop with the searching and responding to OLD post.

[AD]

doesn't do squats.

welcome back , whoever you are

[ironbeck]

Is mentally unstable
Is not mature.
Is more trouble then what she brings to the table
Trys get me into fights where ever we go
Has no class
Has no job

[lovbyts]

Is mentally unstable
Is not mature.
Is more trouble then what she brings to the table
Trys get me into fights where ever we go
Has no class
Has no job

You dont date much do you?

[lovbyts]

I wont date girls who:
Have to sneak out of their parents house (anymore).
Have to be home before 9pm on school nights.
Ask me if I will teach them to drive.
Who want me to take them to a Justin Bieber concert.
Need me to get into R rated movies.
I'm older than their father.
That has to use her older sisters ID to get into a club.
want me to take them to the Junior prom. I have not been to a prom for 3 years? lol

[ironbeck]

You dont date much do you?

these days I believe in quality not quantity.

[lovbyts]

these days I believe in quality not quantity.

I use to think that until I hit 45 and got on HRT. Then I tried to have the best of both worlds as often as possible.

[auswest]

Smokes
Strips
Has been dpd by two guys
Doesn't look after their body
Gets very drunk
Does not do anal
I can't trust
Had more partners than birthdays

[Capebuffalo]

Smokes
Strips
Has been dpd by two guys
Doesn't look after their body
Gets very drunk
Does not do anal
I can't trust
Had more partners than birthdays

Are they filling out an application with these question on it. I don't see dpd coming up in per date phone call

[lovbyts]

Some of these are pretty funny, like as if you would ever know or she would ever admit most of those things unless you were also into it and didnt care.

Now me, personally I really can care less about someones past as long as they are disease free. Actually in some ways it's a turn on to know or have a gf tell me of past experiences as long as it's not someone I know or have never meet and not like last week. lol now I have been with women especially the current one who is VERY jealous of anyone or anything in my past and really wants to pretend and actually try to erase all my history. I never got the who jealousy thing. I know I did once when I was like 20 with my 1st long term gf but it didnt last long, only a couple days then logic kicked in.

I try to focus on the here and now. Everyone has a past and as the saying goes dont judge me until you have walked a mile in my shoes.

[wmaousley]

Some of these are pretty funny, like as if you would ever know or she would ever admit most of those things unless you were also into it and didnt care.

Now me, personally I really can care less about someones past as long as they are disease free. Actually in some ways it's a turn on to know or have a gf tell me of past experiences as long as it's not someone I know or have never meet and not like last week. lol now I have been with women especially the current one who is VERY jealous of anyone or anything in my past and really wants to pretend and actually try to erase all my history. I never got the who jealousy thing. I know I did once when I was like 20 with my 1st long term gf but it didnt last long, only a couple days then logic kicked in.

I try to focus on the here and now. Everyone has a past and as the saying goes dont judge me until you have walked a mile in my shoes.

Bravo Amigo, couldnt have been written any better.

[RaginCajun]

Some of these are pretty funny, like as if you would ever know or she would ever admit most of those things unless you were also into it and didnt care.

Now me, personally I really can care less about someones past as long as they are disease free. Actually in some ways it's a turn on to know or have a gf tell me of past experiences as long as it's not someone I know or have never meet and not like last week. lol now I have been with women especially the current one who is VERY jealous of anyone or anything in my past and really wants to pretend and actually try to erase all my history. I never got the who jealousy thing. I know I did once when I was like 20 with my 1st long term gf but it didnt last long, only a couple days then logic kicked in.

I try to focus on the here and now. Everyone has a past and as the saying goes dont judge me until you have walked a mile in my shoes.

my feet hurt!

[Eddie_m63]

Smokes ciggarettes
Smokes weed on a daily basis
Drinks more than once a week
Lives off of her parents
Uses ghetto slang frequently

...Feel free to add to my list...

Really...that was me a couple years ago and my Ex did all those things. Plans/ideas are meant to be broken.

[dan991]

Who is "friends" with her ex-boyfriends.....

Who has fvcked more people than I have.....

[wh1spa]

I wont date girls who:
Have to sneak out of their parents house (anymore).
Have to be home before 9pm on school nights.
Ask me if I will teach them to drive.
Who want me to take them to a Justin Bieber concert.
Need me to get into R rated movies.
I'm older than their father.
That has to use her older sisters ID to get into a club.
want me to take them to the Junior prom. I have not been to a prom for 3 years? lol

I use to think that until I hit 45 and got on HRT. Then I tried to have the best of both worlds as often as possible.

Classic Lovbyts. Thats funny as fvck

[wmaousley]

I will not date a girl who doesnt shower twice daily (minimum) and/or has cats.
I will not date a girl who shaves vs. waxing, I dont like stubble burn and it shows laziness on her part.
I will not date a girl who is a vegetarian, Humans are omnivorus
I will not date a girl who doesnt drink alcohol
I will not date a girl who is an alcoholic
I will not date a girl who works in the sex industry
I will not date a girl who are unemployed/lazy, Women with ample free time spend most of it digging in your past/present looking for ways to make life hell
I will not date a girl who has male girlfriends
I will not date a girl who are club rats
I will not date a girl who's personal life decisions are made by her family
I will not date a girl who are too nosy
I will not date a girl who has multiple personalities
I will not date a girl who lacks confidence
I will not date a girl who is a single mom with 2 kids from 2 different baby daddies
I will not date a girl who doesnt go to the salon twice a week
I will not date a girl who's beat friend is an ATM machine
I will not date a girl who missing a limb
I will not date a girl who is overweight
I will not date a girl who has facial acne scars
I will not date a girl who's elbows and knees are darker than the rest of her body
I will not date a girl who needs a labiaplasty
I will not date a girl wasnt born with a vagina.................................

[alexISthrowed]

I will not date a girl who is a vegetarian, Humans are omnivorous

My gf is vegetarian. I take her out and only have to buy her a $5 salad. It's not a bad deal. She watches me pound massive amounts of meat and could care less. If she were to try and push it on me it would be a different story.

[lovbyts]

Classic Lovbyts. Thats funny as fvck

Ok I lied. I have dated a girl who I was older than her father but only a few years.