AAS licensing

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 04:32 AM

After being on this board and read what seem like countless "talk me off the ledge of this building threads" I've become convinced of one thing:

STERIODS SHOULD BE LEGAL, BUT DAMN!!! DUMB MOTHERFVKERS SHOULD NEED TO GET A LICENSE INORDER TO USE THEM

The licensing process should consist of
Age
Weight, based on body comp
Yrs training/basic training knowledge
Diet knowledge
Basic strength minimums
Knowledge of diff aas compounds
Pct knowledge
Estro/progestro control
Knowledge of cycle composing

Get licensed and buy what ever hg goodies you want

Oh if it were a perfect world

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 04:40 AM

Feel free to call me a ranting noob doucher. Lolol

**boz** · 05-21-2010, 06:01 AM

Not a bad idea mate, weather it passes in legislation is another question, u have my vote.

**6ft5** · 05-21-2010, 06:46 AM

I don't know about the lifting requirements, cuz some people have a predisposition due to genetics, injuries, low test, ect. All the rest looks good ill check the yes box.

**Friend** · 05-21-2010, 06:52 AM

And they should be available drive-thru at convenient locations.

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by 6ft5

I don't know about the lifting requirements, cuz some people have a predisposition due to genetics, injuries, low test, ect. All the rest looks good ill check the yes box.

When I said BASIC lifting requirements, I meant really basic, like 1 plate for five on all the meat and potato lifts
Ex:
Can you row 135x5
I can do 25lb lawnmower pulls while standing on one leg on a bosu ball while wearing sketchers butt firming shoes=FAIL
Or
After I finish my bicepts, I just do a few cable rows for my back, but I'm strong=FAIL

And injuries/lowtest could be mentioned on the back of the license, like my drivers license has corrective lenses listed. Hahahahahaha

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 06:58 AM

I can't believe am actually writing this as if its serious. I'm a dick lolol

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by Friend

And they should be available drive-thru at convenient locations.

Like your local drive-thru pharmacy

YES! Keep it going.
A "perfect world thread"

**6ft5** · 05-21-2010, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by fattywarbucks

Like your local drive-thru pharmacy

YES! Keep it going.
A "perfect world thread"

Yep! Drive threw! Pickup my chickn sammies and my daily injections. Have it my way! Lol

**l2elapse** · 05-21-2010, 09:30 AM

steroids will never be legal

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by l2elapse

steroids will never be legal

And ill never fvck half the women I spank to...doenst mean ill stop talking about wanting to fvk them

This is an "in a perfect world" thread

And steroids are legal, just not to all

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 09:41 AM

this is what will always happen.

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 09:43 AM

this is how i get mine across the border.. rofl

**JScondition** · 05-21-2010, 09:44 AM

Weed in the us will be legal in elementary schools before AAS are legal for OTC use.

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by JScondition

Weed in the us will be legal in elementary schools before AAS are legal for OTC use.

most likely

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 09:49 AM

^^^^^^^^
Yeah, they'll be packing up their evidence storage and sending it back out to the streets
IN A PERFECT WORLD...WINK..WINK...GET IT

I know steroids are illegal ;p

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 09:49 AM

i dont understand wtf peoples problems are with aas, i think jealousy drives it for the most part. most people want to be huge, but dont want to put in the effort to get there, and are pissed off at the people that do. basically the "if i cant you cant"

**l2elapse** · 05-21-2010, 09:50 AM

the view is about cheating

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 09:57 AM

cheating cheating cheating wtf is cheating? so lets put someone in jail for filing down a baseball for more grip, lets put someone in jail for corking their bat, lets put someone in jail for casting their fists before putting on boxing gloves, there's always cheating, and to be honest, im gonna bet that 90% of any pro athlete uses aas, so how is it cheating if everyone does it!?

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 10:00 AM

Originally Posted by Shawn

i dont understand wtf peoples problems are with aas, i think jealousy drives it for the most part. most people want to be huge, but dont want to put in the effort to get there, and are pissed off at the people that do. basically the "if i cant you cant"

I can buy a rifle, ciggarettes, knives, poisons, meth ingredients, and all other sorts of aweful man made sht, but with proper knowledge,age,health, and experience can't buy testosterone ....a substance made naturally by my own body. I can buy synthol though haahahahahahhahahaa hell no

**Shawn** · 05-21-2010, 10:03 AM

lol @ synthol.. yaaay lets all go out and get fake muscles..

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by l2elapse

the view is about cheating

I can't cheat @ sports I don't play anymore

Make it illegal for professional athletes to use

**fattywarbucks** · 05-21-2010, 10:06 AM

And the athletes that don't use are just cheating themselves, b/c we all know damn well that they all use

**6ft5** · 05-21-2010, 10:40 AM

I don't compete either. Kinda like you can grow your own weed just not sell it. Why can't we make our own gear and not sell it. Even if we had to grow our own yams, and start from scratch. I'm pretty shure tabacco kills a heck of a lot more people than aas. And minors can get that stuff pretty easy.

**gym_junki** · 05-21-2010, 11:02 AM

lucky people living in thailand, india, iraq iran lebanon syria egypt they have it easy basically advertised Outside the pharmacy.
Lol imagine they make steroids legal Omg I'd have a hrt attack from happiness. no more fake shit going around people will be more educated about it. Ahhhh i just don't want to finish the dream.

**Vettester** · 05-21-2010, 01:02 PM

I'm on HRT ... They are legal. Reminds me, I've got to get a few prescriptions refilled today.

**stack_it** · 05-21-2010, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by vetteman08

I'm on HRT ... They are legal. Reminds me, I've got to get a few prescriptions refilled today.

I'll prolly be there soon

**Noles12** · 05-21-2010, 02:30 PM

The problem with this is the guys who couldnt obtain this "license" would just find guys that could and buy it from them. So there will still be tyhe same uneducated underdeveloped crowd that wants to do them

**boz** · 05-22-2010, 01:52 AM

Originally Posted by Shawn

this is how i get mine across the border.. rofl

Lol only in my country.

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-22-2010, 02:12 AM

The reason they are illegal ties IN THE US ties to one thing and one thing only.....MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS. Specifically...Baseball

That is what caused all the congressional hearings and cemented the fact that steroids will never be legalized in the US.

Now other sports such as NFL report low rates which is hilarious because everyone tests positive every so often and that is because they have a TERRIBLE testing systems. I mean if cyclists can pass doping tests from the International doping agencies who have the most comprehensive testing available then you can sure as hell bet an NFL player can do it easily.

Also the fact that HGH is so hard to test for makes MLB and NFL players life so much easier since they just use HGH instead of steroids.

**Mr.Rose** · 05-22-2010, 02:35 AM

Haha i recognize all those brands he is carrying in the customs photo. He just got back from thailand.

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**fattywarbucks** · 05-22-2010, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by Noles12

The problem with this is the guys who couldnt obtain this "license" would just find guys that could and buy it from them. So there will still be tyhe same uneducated underdeveloped crowd that wants to do them

Simple:
SEVERE punishment for unlicesed use
And all the legit hg gear you can afford/tolerate for licensed use

But seriously,
I used to buy ciggarettes for my friends when I was 12 (I was 6'1" w/deep voice), and ciggs are the only product for sale, where if used as directed, you will eventually die. But as a mature responsible 28 yr old adult, with proper knowledge, training, and health, I can't buy a simple thing like testosterone without be stigmatized like the fit version of a meth addict. I can understand (although I don't agree) why synthetic aas is illegal, but test is produced by my owqn fvking body. How the fvk is that illegal. Why not lock us all up while we are in puberty bc our bodies are producing too much and may have the intent to deal. BULLSHT

**fattywarbucks** · 05-22-2010, 08:50 AM

I'm mostly just ranting bc my cycle is approaching and getting my gear makes me feel like a junkie trying to buy crack from a bunch of scumbag pieces of sht. This is not how it should be. Shady drug deal like transactions from scumbags with questionable products, or online transactions froms scumbags who could fvk you at anytime sending unmarked packages that could be seized at any moment. This is fvking bullsht. We are not criminals for enhancing out bodies and abilities. If so then my grandparents are criminals for extending their lives through heart medications. Its not cheating to live longer and better. We should be able to walk into clean open environment and buy what we need without fear of prosecution and drugdeal like transactions

Just pissed and ranting. Sorry

**Immortal Soldier** · 05-22-2010, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by fattywarbucks

Simple:
SEVERE punishment for unlicesed use
And all the legit hg gear you can afford/tolerate for licensed use

But seriously,
I used to buy ciggarettes for my friends when I was 12 (I was 6'1" w/deep voice), and ciggs are the only product for sale, where if used as directed, you will eventually die. But as a mature responsible 28 yr old adult, with proper knowledge, training, and health, I can't buy a simple thing like testosterone without be stigmatized like the fit version of a meth addict. I can understand (although I don't agree) why synthetic aas is illegal, but test is produced by my owqn fvking body. How the fvk is that illegal. Why not lock us all up while we are in puberty bc our bodies are producing too much and may have the intent to deal. BULLSHT

Synthetic testosterone is not the same as biograde testosterone. It is way more potent and pure.

**fattywarbucks** · 05-22-2010, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by Immortal Soldier

Synthetic testosterone is not the same as biograde testosterone. It is way more potent and pure.

True, but that fvks up my point ;p wink wink

Kind of like synthetic tear eyedrops...not really

**lovbyts** · 05-23-2010, 05:05 AM

Originally Posted by Friend

And they should be available drive-thru at convenient locations.

Mine are. I drive up to Walgreens ever month to pick mine up that my insurance pays for.

I must be doing something wrong though because I have like 5 extra vials now.

**fattywarbucks** · 05-23-2010, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Mine are. I drive up to Walgreens ever month to pick mine up that my insurance pays for.

I must be doing something wrong though because I have like 5 extra vials now.

And that's the way life should be...without needing hrt/trt

The current system almost encourages anyone under 40 to run a deca only cycle and show up at the endo with nil levels just so you can get a golden ticket into the magic castle