Urgent-all forum members please read

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 09:48 PM

ALL FORUM MEMBERS

DISCLAIMER CONCERNING (ASK DSM ANYTHING) THREAD

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WELL 1 PERSON, BUT WE COULDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND THE ACTUAL
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**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 06-21-2010, 09:51 PM

what....

**Vitruvian-Man** · 06-21-2010, 09:52 PM

Man your writting style reminds me of "The Deuce"....

I couldn't even get past the first couple of lines bro. Good luck w/ whatever you're ranting about

-VM

**jbm** · 06-21-2010, 09:54 PM

are you gay too?

**Older lifter** · 06-21-2010, 09:56 PM

Thats a gay looking Avi you got there,,,,,,,,,

**shortybrolick** · 06-21-2010, 09:57 PM

are you trying to flirt with DSM

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by vitruvian-man

man your writting style reminds me of "the deuce"....

I couldn't even get past the first couple of lines bro. Good luck w/ whatever you're ranting about

-vm

Its a joke read it carefully.

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 06-21-2010, 10:01 PM

**Hoggage_54** · 06-21-2010, 10:01 PM

this guy is harder to understand than BJJ

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 10:01 PM

Originally Posted by shortybrolick

are you trying to flirt with dsm

nope, been there done that. Were good ar friends.

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by jbm

are you gay too?

No, but I play one on TV.

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by older lifter

thats a gay looking avi you got there,,,,,,,,,

And well yeah point made, but if you think this one is gay looking, you should have seen the one DSM wanted me to go with!

**Shol'va** · 06-21-2010, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

It was my ex, he wanted his vibrator back.

**stevey_6t9** · 06-21-2010, 10:22 PM

i think ur dsms secret admirer.

but in the mean time...

**xlxBigSexyxlx** · 06-21-2010, 10:32 PM

**Igifuno** · 06-21-2010, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

and Big Sexy comes through to save the day..

**cherrydrpepper** · 06-22-2010, 06:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

**dec11** · 06-22-2010, 07:17 PM

how could you be bothered?

**Shol'va** · 06-22-2010, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

i think ur dsms secret admirer.

but in the mean time...

I was his AR B/F of the week last week, he's looking for this weeks replacement as we speak.
What was your first clue???

**Shol'va** · 06-22-2010, 07:34 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI

My Reply:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

**Hoggage_54** · 06-22-2010, 07:36 PM

I don't get it... is DSM dying?

**FranciscoG** · 06-22-2010, 07:42 PM

**Shol'va** · 06-22-2010, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

I don't get it... is DSM dying?

I'm sure he's dying for something, but in the mean time he is an older person 29ish, and as such is probably out there sweatin with the oldies to keep that middle aged spread at bay. lol

**Shol'va** · 06-22-2010, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

what....

It was a joke. A parody of a legal disclaimer holding the dsm thread harmless in any forum lawsuits. Notice the Filling Out Complaint Forms For Dummies? (NST) No Such Thing, and the address c/o I. B. A. HOE, 1313 Douchebag Lane, Bumphukett USA and the zip o-i-8-1-2 ( oh-i-ate-one-two)?
Plus other crazy crap in there? No more zanax for me.

**Shol'va** · 06-22-2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by declan11

how could you be bothered?

Hot and bothered.

**lovbyts** · 06-22-2010, 08:44 PM

Dont take it personal. I think there was a full moon yesterday/last night or something. It seemed everything I said was taken the wrong way also. I should have just never signed on yesterday, all I did was cause problems it seems and get people pissed off at me...

**auslifta** · 06-23-2010, 01:34 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

I'm sure he's dying for something, but in the mean time he is an older person 29ish, and as such is probably out there sweatin with the oldies to keep that middle aged spread at bay. lol

29ish middle aged????? What are you 14? you think 29 is old??? Do me a favour stop breathing till I get back

**lovbyts** · 06-23-2010, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by auslifta

29ish middle aged????? What are you 14? you think 29 is old??? Do me a favour stop breathing till I get back

Remember being like 16 and thinking 30 was pretty old and 40 was like time for the glue farm? LOL

40 is the 30s of the past; except for the aches and pains. LOL

**Friend** · 06-23-2010, 02:13 AM

What?

**BJJ** · 06-23-2010, 02:15 AM

**marcus300** · 06-23-2010, 02:20 AM

ehhhhhhhhhhh

**lovbyts** · 06-23-2010, 02:33 AM

I think the magnetic pull of the full moon is affecting the synapses prepossessing in the grey matter for some of you guys the last couple days.

**Matt** · 06-23-2010, 04:01 AM

Fvck, please tell me your not English.....

**marcus300** · 06-23-2010, 04:16 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I think the magnetic pull of the full moon is affecting the synapses prepossessing in the grey matter for some of you guys the last couple days.

Originally Posted by 007

Fvck, please tell me your not English.....

hahahahah

**stevey_6t9** · 06-23-2010, 05:14 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

I think the magnetic pull of the full moon is affecting the synapses prepossessing in the grey matter for some of you guys the last couple days.

your going on a downward spiral these days lol

**lovbyts** · 06-23-2010, 06:14 AM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

your going on a downward spiral these days lol

Maybe someone would like to explain what did not make sense then.

Im starting to feel like Im walking on egg shells the last couple days or I have to explain everything V.E.R.Y S.L.O.W and detailed so it's no misunderstood.

Is everyone running a higher test dose than normal trying to get ready for summer and forget the AI?

**stevey_6t9** · 06-23-2010, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

Maybe someone would like to explain what did not make sense then.

Im starting to feel like Im walking on egg shells the last couple days or I have to explain everything V.E.R.Y S.L.O.W and detailed so it's no misunderstood.

Is everyone running a higher test dose than normal trying to get ready for summer and forget the AI?

so you throw in the AAS high test dose card and blame everyone else for your downward spiraling?

maybe all those thai/phillipino girls you bang have given you some disease lol

**the big 1** · 06-23-2010, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by xlxBigSexyxlx

hey, no poking fun at dorian please...

**lovbyts** · 06-23-2010, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

so you throw in the AAS high test dose card and blame everyone else for your downward spiraling?

maybe all those thai/phillipino girls you bang have given you some disease lol

I hope so or it seems no one is able to take a joke lately....

Well you guys have fun... It's my weekend and Im gona go play with some Filipino and Thai girls again...

Hopefully when I get back people with be done with their cycles. PMS cycle that is.