Gym cougars

[YoungGunsNY]

Okay, I'm not being to full of myself here, but I do know that when I walk in the gym, eyes are always on me - and I'm not saying just the ladies' eyes. I truly transform once I get the pump and look like an animal.

Anyway, I'm 19 but everybody in the gym hears different ages, some people think I'm 22 (mostly the older ladies) and some think I'm 20 (the guys who can't believe I'm so young).

I've been small-talking to this INSANELY hot MILF lately. Funny part is we never exchanged names yet, but I get a lot of her intimate details lately. We started off eye-****ing the shit out of each other - she must be about 6'1 and has abs that she likes to show off constantly - fcking tease.

Just yesterday I had about a 10 minute conversation with her (in the back of my head I was thinking STFU bc I use a timer for my workouts lol) - she's 33, teacher, has a 4yr old daughter...

The dreaded question came up - how old are you? I said I was 22, well 21 with a late birthday - then she responded in shock "WOW, I'm a lot older than you!" I was so disappointed to hear that.

Now I thought maybe she was just one to flirt in the gym and take all the compliments possible, but lately I have seen her talking around to a friend of mine (tall big dude, bodybuilder who's 27 =/) and just small-talk with all the men who feed her lines. I wouldn't have really thought about pursuing her, but it's in the back of my mind.

Yesterday- she bllshitted with 2ladies for a while before leaving - and I felt her eyes on me most of the time, then before leaving she comes over to me on the other side of the gym and in short says she's going out that night and is going to enjoy herself with a couple of drinks bc she's single and told me where she was going and said it was a good place to hangout.

Hm, and I already had plans with this other girl or else I would've attempted to get in with my FAKE ID! =D...

Anyway, of course I'd like to start dropping the big lines, but does she seem like a complete tease or is she just looking for some summer dick? And @ 33 with a kid, I think I'd need many viagras to last.

BTW, I'm going to sneak a picture of her soon, I use my phone constantly for a stopwatch and a training log, so it shouldn't be a problem. Honestly, you guys will be amazed...I'm extremely picky but she's so FCKING HOT!

ADVICE?

[vanduhl]

make your move before its too late. you will only get pissed at yourself every time you see her if someone else scoops her.

only advice you need. ^

[YoungGunsNY]

Hm, but I'm also worried that if I make the move and get shut down (which is highly likely her being 33) then I will have to deal with seeing her in shame for the rest of my time in this gym...

[Stigmata101]

Bro I would casually ask her about that place she likes to go hang out at and ask if she would like to hook up there one night for a drink or two......Can't go wrong, she's already mentioned it to you, and when you meet her there you will get all the vibes you need to tell you one way or the other.

[Standby]

Hm, but I'm also worried that if I make the move and get shut down (which is highly likely her being 33) then I will have to deal with seeing her in shame for the rest of my time in this gym...

valid point. but fvck it you go to the gym to work out not to make friends with 33y/o moms. pick her up.

cal he needs advice get in here!

[Standby]

Bro I would casually ask her about that place she likes to go hang out at and ask if she would like to hook up there one night for a drink or two......Can't go wrong, she's already mentioned it to you, and when you meet her there you will get all the vibes you need to tell you one way or the other.

he is also underage and cant promise he can get in. take her for ice cream lol

[YoungGunsNY]

he is also underage and cant promise he can get in. take her for ice cream lol

LMAO that's what I'm worried about, if it came to going to a bar/lounge or so... I also told her I pretty much quit drinking and do it once in a blue moon so she probly won't think to question me much on going out for drinks...

[gixxerboy1]

lol 33 isnt a cougar.

like stigmata said i would just ask her to casually meet you for a couple drinks. I would get to the place before her. Just incase you have a problem getting in

[YoungGunsNY]

Hm, but 33 to go for a 21 year old (she thinks) is a bit of cougarism, no?

But sound advice, get there first...then I guess I look like a dick if I don't get in and stand her up lol ...

[Stigmata101]

if you cant get in wait for her at the door and then take her for ice cream

[FranciscoG]

If you are looking at just hitting it, that is one thing. For the love of G*d please don´t look at a constant thing.

I did that when I was young, big mistake.

[Matt]

Please just make sure its not J-Doggs wife/gf or we will have him on here making another 30 threads...

[Vettester]

Too much thinking on this one. You will over analyze yourself out of a good time. Just get her out for a dinner somewhere, let her load up on a couple drinks, then make the move!

[AlphaGenetics]

Pics please.

[ghettoboyd]

what is the big mystery here?.....shes older and wants a younger guys cock,simple math imho....she knows your young thats why she asked then threw out she was much older than you to see how you reacted...obviously she read you where interested and her telling you shes going out for a few drinks was basicly letting you know shes interested and the ball is in your court.......run with it....ohhh and never double dribble......

[cherrydrpepper]

What ghettoboyd said; basically if you don't jump on this you're a *****. Unless theres some moral reason like you have a girlfriend or are waiting for marriage or something.

Besides you are 19 and only been with other young guns? She will probably do stuff to you that you'll never forget.

[AlphaGenetics]

Please just make sure its not J-Doggs wife/gf or we will have him on here making another 30 threads...

lmao isnt that the truth.

[DOM6]

lol 33 isnt a cougar, LMAO you got to be 18,
Bring a SPOON or pics arnt valid, lol

[Skyler]

Maybe not a cougar, but a definate MILF
I love MILFs
Easy to fist...

[not so slim]

Okay, I'm not being to full of myself here, but I do know that when I walk in the gym, eyes are always on me - and I'm not saying just the ladies' eyes. I truly transform once I get the pump and look like an animal

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stop working out at curves and people will stop staring at you. LOL

[Knockout_Power]

Thats not a cougar bro, just a fox, but a damn fine one from the sounds of it... she'll come back.

I actually think I may finally get some and shes a super hot 40 something with the makings of a nice 6 pack and she wants to compete... this si awesome, Ive only been single a day...

Back to the OP, just be straight up with her and tell her she wont get it like you can give ever again. Ram it in the Va-J-J, then do some ATM, when she swallows, decide if you want to keep her.

[Knockout_Power]

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stop working out at curves and people will stop staring at you. LOL

Thats sooo not funny, I dropped a friend off there and I seriosuly thought some of those heffers wanted a peice of steak... I cringed and ran...

[lovbyts]

lol 33 isnt a cougar.

like stigmata said i would just ask her to casually meet you for a couple drinks. I would get to the place before her. Just incase you have a problem getting in

Im glad someone brought that up. LOL Far from being a cougar. Nothing wrong with her liking younger guys. I know a few ladies in their early 30s who like to play with boys in their early 20s, no different than me liking girls in their 20s also.

Cougars are typically considered in their mid 40s+

BTW you WONT strike out with her. She has made it 100% obvious if what you say is accurate.

[GGRay]

She knows how young you are, and doesn't give a crap. Hit it, bro!

[calgarian]

valid point. but fvck it you go to the gym to work out not to make friends with 33y/o moms. pick her up.

cal he needs advice get in here!

someone called??????

ok...try to avoid going to the bars (i dont know what the legal age limit is in ur country in Canada its 18) try to stay at her place or just tell her u r not a big bar scene or some bull shit.
She is into you she is dropping all the lines one after another and if u didnt pick up she will go get it somewhere else...so pick her up ASAP........she WILL not shot you down trust me on that one
and yes she is not Couger but who gives a fvck just fvck the crap outta her.

[YoungGunsNY]

Yeah - after writing the thread and seeing it all out there - I realized I'm a schmo for not giving up the normal sex with the gurl now to try and get this one...

Hm, monday she should be there - and I'll spyfully take some pics I guess...and I guess I'll let you know if I get her out or if she unfortunately turns me down - your jaws are going to drop when you see her pics - I swear the gym's energy changes when she shows up...

[calgarian]

Yeah - after writing the thread and seeing it all out there - I realized I'm a schmo for not giving up the normal sex with the gurl now to try and get this one...

Hm, monday she should be there - and I'll spyfully take some pics I guess...and I guess I'll let you know if I get her out or if she unfortunately turns me down - your jaws are going to drop when you see her pics - I swear the gym's energy changes when she shows up...

she will not turn u down dont be a sissy.....look u r not gettign any (from her) whats wrong in asking? u never know until u ask.....u will get it just play ur cards right

[Standby]

yep just go for it, its not like your life will change if she says no. but if she says yes, i think it just might

[laduem88]

yep just go for it, its not like your life will change if she says no. but if she says yes, i think it just might

haha true that

[Hoggage_54]

[Standby]

Bump we want the pics!

[Aizen Sosuke]

Bump we want the pics!

Pics or she doesn't exist

[DOM6]

bump for pics

[YoungGunsNY]

LOL - she wasn't there on monday & yesterday she was in the back room closed off & said bye on the way out for 1 minute - had no chance to snap pics..today will be attempt #2

[Standby]

LOL - she wasn't there on monday & yesterday she was in the back room closed off & said bye on the way out for 1 minute - had no chance to snap pics..today will be attempt #2

good, get on that bro

[calgarian]

LOL - she wasn't there on monday & yesterday she was in the back room closed off & said bye on the way out for 1 minute - had no chance to snap pics..today will be attempt #2

fvck pictures fvck her first look like she is pissed for not taking her bait....

[Standby]

fvck pictures fvck her first look like she is pissed for not taking her bait....

very good point. fvck her she already hates you but you might have time to save it lol

[Skyler]

Why don't you just take a picture of her while she is riding your cock? Then we know you made the right choice, we get to see what she looks like, and I personally think it would make a much better picture...

[Standby]

Why don't you just take a picture of her while she is riding your cock? Then we know you made the right choice, we get to see what she looks like, and I personally think it would make a much better picture...

why cause you get to see his cock? lol im just playing with ya

[Skyler]

If she knows how to ride it (which cougars always do) she will swallow the whole thing!