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  1. 07-12-2010, 10:07 AM #1
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    Just a quick question...

    When blind people take a crap, how do they know when to stop wiping?
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    Maybe I do something wrong, but I dont bother lookin... I guess Im just weird...

    Cannon, where in Alberta you be? Deadmonton here.
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    think we've seen enough to trust Paul the Octopus with two boxes marked 'Israel' and 'Palestine'.
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    im pretty sure i wipe my ass without looking at it....i got a buddy who wipes while standing up...we caught him one time and it was on of the funniest things ive ever seen...i proceeded to write a song about it and i embarass him in front of people whenever i get the chance...it makes it more funny that he thinks its normal
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    you can write a song about that? You are a talented man my friend
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  6. 07-12-2010, 10:29 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Maybe I do something wrong, but I dont bother lookin... I guess Im just weird...

    Cannon, where in Alberta you be? Deadmonton here.
    I be in Deadmonton as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    I be in Deadmonton as well.
    wtf, why didnt you come on on saturday... we had a pride parade for Cal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    wtf, why didnt you come on on saturday... we had a pride parade for Cal
    Haha, damn I missed it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    wtf, why didnt you come on on saturday... we had a FATTY parade for Cal
    fixed
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    yah, bunch of pussies didnt show up but there was Bert, Cal, Berts girl and my brothers went down to Metro. I think the ones who didnt show up are a little uncomfortable with people knowing they use gear. I know Im a natural 5'9 225lb'r... I use creatine and protein powders.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    yah, bunch of pussies didnt show up but there was Bert, Cal, Berts girl and my brothers went down to Metro. I think the ones who didnt show up are a little uncomfortable with people knowing they use gear. I know Im a natural 5'9 225lb'r... I use creatine and protein powders.
    i dont even use that..I am 6 and 238.....
    who else suppose to show?
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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    fixed
    very clever
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    very clever
    thats what she said
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    I hope they babywipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I hope they babywipe.
    and then dust with babypowder?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    im pretty sure i wipe my ass without looking at it....i got a buddy who wipes while standing up...we caught him one time and it was on of the funniest things ive ever seen...i proceeded to write a song about it and i embarass him in front of people whenever i get the chance...it makes it more funny that he thinks its normal
    I poop standing up and I look. I have no idea how to wipe sitting down and my ass is entirely too hairy to not look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I poop standing up and I look. I have no idea how to wipe sitting down and my ass is entirely too hairy to not look.
    TMI mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    I poop standing up and I look. I have no idea how to wipe sitting down and my ass is entirely too hairy to not look.
    so you get that problem with Willnots?
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    Lmao i just realized I said I pooped standing up

    I meant wipe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    so you get that problem with Willnots?
    Is a willnot a dingleberry?

    If so I normally don't get them but I do get swamp ass from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao i just realized I said I pooped standing up

    I meant wipe.
    hey, we dont judge... it just seemd a bit wierd pinching one off standing up... where does it land? and thats quite the splash...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Is a willnot a dingleberry?

    If so I normally don't get them but I do get swamp ass from time to time.
    those peices of shit that stick to your ass hair and "willnot" come off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    hey, we dont judge... it just seemd a bit wierd pinching one off standing up... where does it land? and thats quite the splash...
    thats wayyyy too much
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    When blind people take a crap, how do they know when to stop wiping?
    When there's no longer a smell on their tissue.
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    I wipe standing up too. What, thats not normal? I need the extra leverage I get by standing to really get in there and clean things up. lol. I dont think I have ever wiped sitting down in my life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    When there's no longer a smell on their tissue.
    LMFAO! Scratch and sniff toilet paper.
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    thats it, Im buying a bidet
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    I happened to catch a commercial for a Dr Phil episode where there was this guy who was born with T-Rex arms and I wondered the exact same thing. Does he have a special contraption he uses to wipe his ass or does someone do it for him?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    I happened to catch a commercial for a Dr Phil episode where there was this guy who was born with T-Rex arms and I wondered the exact same thing. Does he have a special contraption he uses to wipe his ass or does someone do it for him?
    I'd be more sorry that he cant masterbate... poor guy... I'd be a very angry man if I couldnt get my jerk on...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I'd be more sorry that he cant masterbate... poor guy... I'd be a very angry man if I couldnt get my jerk on...
    u take sickness to a whole new level.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I'd be more sorry that he cant masterbate... poor guy... I'd be a very angry man if I couldnt get my jerk on...
    That would be torture
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    I'd be more sorry that he cant masterbate... poor guy... I'd be a very angry man if I couldnt get my jerk on...
    Wow, I didnt even think of that. He must get creative like Jim Carey in Me, Myself, and Irene where he cuts a hole in a watermelon. lol. Where there is a will, there is a way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    Wow, I didnt even think of that. He must get creative like Jim Carey in Me, Myself, and Irene where he cuts a hole in a watermelon. lol. Where there is a will, there is a way.
    I'm feeling a little "Melon-Choly"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    I'm feeling a little "Melon-Choly"
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbran23 View Post
    I happened to catch a commercial for a Dr Phil episode where there was this guy who was born with T-Rex arms and I wondered the exact same thing. Does he have a special contraption he uses to wipe his ass or does someone do it for him?
    No help need he drags his ass along the carpet

    Sit,wipe,look The look is important to make sure we are clean,after this baby wipe for that fresh feeling job done
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCannon View Post
    When blind people take a crap, how do they know when to stop wiping?
    How about try it yourself close your eyes or put a blind fold... then see what happens...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    How about try it yourself close your eyes or put a blind fold... then see what happens...
    how did you manage to turn taking a dump into a fantasy?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jbm View Post
    How about try it yourself close your eyes or put a blind fold... then see what happens...
    Lmao...... thats when the smell sensors will kick in.....
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