KP's vacation whoppers

**Times Roman** · 08-02-2010, 11:45 AM

Well mates, KP should be back from vacation any day now.... and i'm sure he'll have a boat load of whoppers

I can hear him now.... "so I met this chic..."

**Shol'va** · 08-02-2010, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Well mates, KP should be back from vacation any day now.... and i'm sure he'll have a boat load of whoppers

I can hear him now.... "so I met this chic..."

Turns out to be a tranny, but I was horny so I dove in anyways...but I'll lie about it when I get back and say it was a smokin hot babe from Brazil that gave such good oral that it curled my toe nails

**stack_it** · 08-02-2010, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Well mates, KP should be back from vacation any day now.... and i'm sure he'll have a boat load of whoppers

I can hear him now.... "so I met this chic..."

Were talking about kp here. I highly doubt he'll be saying anything like that.

**stack_it** · 08-02-2010, 12:05 PM

Btw it's kind of weird you started a thread to say that. Could've easily just been a post in the whore thread.

**Times Roman** · 08-02-2010, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Btw it's kind of weird you started a thread to say that. Could've easily just been a post in the whore thread.

maybe... maybe not

**Bertuzzi** · 08-02-2010, 06:21 PM

I am gonna have to go ahead and agree with Stack It on pretty much everything he said..... Sorry Roman but he's got some good fuken points

**MaNiCC** · 08-02-2010, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Btw it's kind of weird you started a thread to say that. Could've easily just been a post in the whore thread.

He's addicted to making new threads

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 09:11 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Turns out to be a tranny, but I was horny so I dove in anyways...but I'll lie about it when I get back and say it was a smokin hot babe from Brazil that gave such good oral that it curled my toe nails

get rid of the tranny part and make the Brazilian girl Italian and you may be on to something... pictures to come...

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 10:20 AM

5'6, about 125, full ass, tiny little waist, tastes like peaches.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 10:32 AM

Sweet! took me a second to realize I had to tip my head sideways to make sense of the pic, but when I did, I realized I liked what I saw....

you snook that pic, didn't you?

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 10:43 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Sweet! took me a second to realize I had to tip my head sideways to make sense of the pic, but when I did, I realized I liked what I saw....

you snook that pic, didn't you?

nope, we frequently took pics of each other all weekend... she insisted that I cook for her naked... I'll post some of those, but I'll crop the meat out.

In this one she wouldnt let me take on of her face casue it was first thing in the morning... she doesnt wear makeup (weird fgor an Italian) so she looked just as good in the morning as she did before bed.

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 10:50 AM

Well played sir! Call won't be impressed.... she's too small.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 11:11 AM

So now that we know you are a "new man", please spend a couple of minutes and tell us what you guys did there?

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 11:13 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

So now that we know you are a "new man", please spend a couple of minutes and tell us what you guys did there?

What are you, a telemarketer or something??

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

So now that we know you are a "new man", please spend a couple of minutes and tell us what you guys did there?

I'll spoil the party and state that we never had sex... we both knew we would not be seeing each other again after the holidays. Shes from Toronto, Im from Edmonton... for those of you who dont know Canada, thats about 1500 miles.

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I'll spoil the party and state that we never had sex... we both knew we would not be seeing each other again after the holidays. Shes from Toronto, Im from Edmonton... for those of you who dont know Canada, thats about 1500 miles.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

sorry I cant just go and fcuk everything that walks... you and Cal get to do that.

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 11:27 AM

Dude.... she wasn't walking.... it apeears she was laying in your bed... almost naked... you're allowed to fuk in that situation.... plus, you're making breakfast naked but no sex.... now I am just confused....

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Dude.... she wasn't walking.... it apeears she was laying in your bed... almost naked... you're allowed to fuk in that situation.... plus, you're making breakfast naked but no sex.... now I am just confused....

sorry to dissapoint... I had fun

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

sorry to dissapoint... I had fun

Oh, fuk I am just busting your nuts... I'm glad you had fun.... and sometimes not fuking and just playing around is better.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

What are you, a telemarketer or something??

Just making conversation, mate. I hope that's OK with you? Tell ya what, how'z about I get your permission first next time?

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

sorry to dissapoint... I had fun

No worries mate. I too can have fun with the ladies without banging 'em. And your honesty is refreshing. I'm sure 80% of the douche bags here would have invented a story, present company excepted!

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Just making conversation, mate. I hope that's OK with you? Tell ya what, how'z about I get your permission first next time?

Estrogen levels really high???

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 12:38 PM

didnt want to regret anything so I didnt want to take it too far... last thing I need is a call from some lawyer saying I owe child support... I put way too much thought into this shit... I should just get the "snipp" done.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Estrogen levels really high???

Immaturity levels really high???

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Immaturity levels really high???

Oh, you are actually taking this serious.... sorry I thought we were having fun.... I didn`t know your feelings were hurt.... I`ll stay out of your way in the future.

My Apologies.

**Bertuzzi** · 08-03-2010, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

didnt want to regret anything so I didnt want to take it too far... last thing I need is a call from some lawyer saying I owe child support... I put way too much thought into this shit... I should just get the "snipp" done.

Fuk... I am with you... I want to get snipped too neither me or the Girl want kids so.... why not just get it done.... put some of the boys on Ice Just incase....

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Oh, you are actually taking this serious.... sorry I thought we were having fun.... I didn`t know your feelings were hurt.... I`ll stay out of your way in the future.

My Apologies.

no hurt feelings here. Everyonce in a while I'll lob one back at ya to see what happens.

Since I started this thread, I just wanted to hear what KP had to say, he's been going through a bit of a dry spell, and I thought if I didn't post it in the whore room.....?

guess I was wrong

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

No worries mate. I too can have fun with the ladies without banging 'em. And your honesty is refreshing. I'm sure 80% of the douche bags here would have invented a story, present company excepted!

I dont find a need to make up this shit... and if I was, I sure as hell wouldnt admit 15 months without sex.

Im just happy enough to walk around the beach with a hot ass wop on my arm.. her friends were super fukken hot too but really loud abnoxious bitches... shouldnt say that, they were cool until they got drunk.

**Times Roman** · 08-03-2010, 12:48 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

didnt want to regret anything so I didnt want to take it too far... last thing I need is a call from some lawyer saying I owe child support... I put way too much thought into this shit... I should just get the "snipp" done.

I got a letter from the West German consulate saying I was the father to a child to one of the ladies there... this was before DNA testing was possible and the truth of the matter is I wasn't the only guy she was with during that time....? So I did what any red blooded american chicken sh1t would do and ignored the letter.

On the other hand, I was cut 10 years ago.... about 6 years ago I was thinking it would be nice to have one more....

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Bertuzzi

Estrogen levels really high???

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Immaturity levels really high???

play nice girls, or you dont get to play at all...

**Standby** · 08-03-2010, 01:57 PM

KP... im proud but at the same time wtf? lol good job i guess lol gotta start back up somewhere

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

KP... im proud but at the same time wtf? lol good job i guess lol gotta start back up somewhere

heh, whats the big deal? She probably had a bf back home and didnt want to have sex... I could care less, I had a lot of fun and I can still say Ive never been with a sub-par girl. I still get the top or the crop. Not bad for an ugly guy.... whos still hotter than Siggy

**Standby** · 08-03-2010, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

heh, whats the big deal? She probably had a bf back home and didnt want to have sex... I could care less, I had a lot of fun and I can still say Ive never been with a sub-par girl. I still get the top or the crop. Not bad for an ugly guy.... whos still hotter than Siggy

ya not bad for your mug

im just kidding man and your probably right about the boyfriend thing. damn whore lol

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 03:43 PM

not sure if she actually told me her real age, but she says 23, which probably means 20

**Standby** · 08-03-2010, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

not sure if she actually told me her real age, but she says 23, which probably means 17

fixed

awesome id give you a no homo hug if i could KP

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 04:05 PM

just might be... I didnt do anything illegal

**Igifuno** · 08-03-2010, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

5'6, about 125, full ass, tiny little waist, tastes like peaches.

So proud of you..

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

I'll spoil the party and state that we never had sex... we both knew we would not be seeing each other again after the holidays. Shes from Toronto, Im from Edmonton... for those of you who dont know Canada, thats about 1500 miles.

Wait.. what?

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

sorry I cant just go and fcuk everything that walks... you and Cal get to do that.

Wait.. WHAT?

Haha..

Welcome back..

**Knockout_Power** · 08-03-2010, 07:55 PM

wow, these shots didnt come out too well, got too much of my big fukken head in them... you get the idea. Cant post the other pics, not really appropriate. In the last pic where I bite into her ass, I tried to slide my tongue over under the cutoff, just missed the mark