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    Nosey Mailman

    I just got Avodart in the mail from India. Needed to sign for it and mailman asked me all kinds of questions. Where is this country? What kind of pharmaceuticals? I just said I wasn't sure. After signing, he says...must be for all that muscle building.

    I wasn't thinking. Really I should have just told him what it was...rather he know it's Avodart than think its gear. However, when he first asked me I didn't know he was thinking it was anabolics.

    Anyway, wtf should I do now? I have a feeling he's gonna flag my address or some shit. Anyone know what a mailman can / would do? And btw, I'm not worried about getting further Avodart packages.

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    According to a friend of mine, there isn't a whole lot they can do other than be nosey. He's probably lonely and is just trying to strike up a conversation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    According to a friend of mine, there isn't a whole lot they can do other than be nosey. He's probably lonely and is just trying to strike up a conversation.
    x 2, but sticking his head in the mail box and slamming it a few times might help him remember to less talk more walk...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LGM View Post
    According to a friend of mine, there isn't a whole lot they can do other than be nosey. He's probably lonely and is just trying to strike up a conversation.
    Yea I have read that a few times here. Other people make posts like mine and people say there really isn't much they can do. Just never heard a definite answer. He did look like the lonely type

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    x 2, but sticking his head in the mail box and slamming it a few times might help him remember to less talk more walk...
    Agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    x 2, but sticking his head in the mail box and slamming it a few times might help him remember to less talk more walk...
    lmfao!!

    but seriously, he can't flag your address.. he is not in Customs.. once Customs clears it, they have to deliver it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    lmfao!!

    but seriously, he can't flag your address.. he is not in Customs.. once Customs clears it, they have to deliver it.
    Ahhh, now that I haven't heard. Good to know.

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    if he noticed your physique, he was interested in more than just your gear...

    ever see "i now pronounce you chuck and larry"? :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    if he noticed your physique, he was interested in more than just your gear...

    ever see "i now pronounce you chuck and larry"? :P

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    mailman cant really do much at all

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    is that what things are coming to around here.

    u have to be fvking kidding me that u got scared cause ur mailman said that..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    x 2, but sticking his head in the mail box and slamming it a few times might help him remember to less talk more walk...
    first thing that comes to mind but then the similarity of dont be rude to your waiter was my second

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    Don't be a jerk and get on the bad side of someone who delivers your mail lol. I've had overly friendly staff strike up conversations about the strange origins and/or destinations of things before. I just cheerfully tell them how my work has an international exchange program for new college grads and as a result I have friends from all over the world. Then I turn it into a conversation about the places I'd love to visit.

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    Tell him it's porn that's so amazing it can't be sold in the u.s.

    If he's really that lonely he will spend more time trying to find that porn than he will bothering you.

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    is he cute?...... or, at least my type? :P

    pass him this way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Tell him it's porn that's so amazing it can't be sold in the u.s.
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    ahhh, good old donkey shows

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mooseman33 View Post
    is that what things are coming to around here.

    u have to be fvking kidding me that u got scared cause ur mailman said that..
    Yea nothing wrong with the mailman suspecting I have illegal substances mailed to me. Probably should have went over my next cycle with him...see what he thinks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jpkman View Post
    first thing that comes to mind but then the similarity of dont be rude to your waiter was my second
    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Don't be a jerk and get on the bad side of someone who delivers your mail lol. I've had overly friendly staff strike up conversations about the strange origins and/or destinations of things before. I just cheerfully tell them how my work has an international exchange program for new college grads and as a result I have friends from all over the world. Then I turn it into a conversation about the places I'd love to visit.
    Oh I was nice to the guy, he was nice to me. Def don't want a postal worker as an enemy
    Last edited by fig; 08-06-2010 at 05:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Tell him it's porn that's so amazing it can't be sold in the u.s.

    If he's really that lonely he will spend more time trying to find that porn than he will bothering you.
    Lol...then I'd never get any foreign packages, guy would be stealing my gear thinking its hot Indian porn!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nicotine View Post
    is he cute?...... or, at least my type? :P

    pass him this way.
    What's your type? You into middle-aged bald skinny guys that watch Indian porn?

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    Your mailman probably wouldn't care even if he knew what was in it. Make sure you tip him come Xmas and make friends.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fig View Post
    Lol...then I'd never get any foreign packages, guy would be stealing my gear thinking its hot Indian porn!



    What's your type? You into middle-aged bald skinny guys that watch Indian porn?
    skinny? depends.

    like, TOO skinny...6ft 140lbs?

    gross.

    6ft 180, maybe.

    facial hair?

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    Get a PO box. No big deal then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnaX View Post
    Get a PO box. No big deal then.
    That's what I was thinking. Seems like he really can't do anything though, so probably not gonna get one.

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    You should of beat the living shvt out of him right on your front porch and signed your name in his blood. That way he wouldnt bother you next time.

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    Kill him

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    tell him, "I can't wait to take these, so I can finally be a male"

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