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    My girl, a real hardbody... with pics

    Heres my girl, solid body on her and she doesnt talk much. Got her when she was about 4oz, now she's 9 and weighs close to 10lbs.

    Red-footed tortoise from central america

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    holy crap...I got a red ear slider....got worried that it was gonna get that big for a second

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    nah, turtles like that dont get more than 4-5lbs I think...

    mine is almost full size, maybe get 20% bigger but over the next decade.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peachfuzz View Post
    wow, he looks and sounds like me, and the female has the same unimpressed look as the women Ive been with

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    Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.

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    Does he say wow when hes boning

    Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.
    same applies for women... one girl I was with I had to stop 69'ing with cause if she came before I did she had a tendency to bite down really frikken hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    Does he say wow when hes boning

    Badass animal. I used to catch turtles for an eco study in college. Went with a big class. Of course thats a tortoise but you know.. potato po tot o . Turtles are so funny when you chase them underwater. They are flapping their arms trying to get away and swoosh you grab em by the sides. Got to watch out for the mouth. Some turtles are capable of taking a finger off.
    thats would be cool, but Ive heard they carry a lot of diseases.

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    yeah ive heard most reptiles and armadillos carry deseases that can kill you

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    I've got a red-eared slider as well. Had it for 13 years. KP is right, probably about 4-5lbs. She's my baby too. Only girl I've never had an issue with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper View Post
    yeah ive heard most reptiles and armadillos carry deseases that can kill you
    sounds like the girls from my home town

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    KP your an identical twin of this guy that goes to my gym....wow thats fukkin creepy

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    bearded dragon is as close as i get.... 18" long

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    I got one of these.....

    but he's currently only about this big.....

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    Used to own one of these.....



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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Heres my girl, solid body on her and she doesnt talk much. Got her when she was about 4oz, now she's 9 and weighs close to 10lbs.

    Red-footed tortoise from central america
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    I got one of these.....
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    So I guess having a tortoise is a prerequisite to looking really, really really rediculously jacked



    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    sounds like the girls from my home town
    hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    sounds like the girls from my home town
    Hamilton? St Johns?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vanduhl View Post
    KP your an identical twin of this guy that goes to my gym....wow thats fukkin creepy
    tell him Im sorry he was born so ugly... and about not getting laid.

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    I have a lizard. Anyone wanna pet it ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    I have a lizard. Anyone wanna pet it ?
    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    bearded dragon is as close as i get.... 18" long
    god I hope these guys arent talking about the same thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    tell him Im sorry he was born so ugly... and about not getting laid.

    you sure this thread wasnt just a trick to put up a pic of the guns?!?!? hmmmmmm????


    Moto

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoLifter View Post
    you sure this thread wasnt just a trick to put up a pic of the guns?!?!? hmmmmmm????


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    according to Stanby, I look tiny in the pic, so if that were the case, massive FAIL

    PS- wasent flexed, now that I think of it, I should have

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    I hear turtles live a long time. Sounds like a good pet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaGenetics View Post
    I hear turtles live a long time. Sounds like a good pet.
    yah, this species is good for about 3 decades, but some have been recorded going on 50 years... I wont be around then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Hamilton? St Johns?
    im not a newfie....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    im not a newfie....
    Ive stated this before... everything east of alberta is newfoundland... now put down that bottle of screetch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Ive stated this before... everything east of alberta is newfoundland... now put down that bottle of screetch.
    newfie screech.....too week for my ALBERTA stomach

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stigmata101 View Post
    newfie screech.....too week for my ALBERTA stomach
    Nice try, we all know the newfies 2nd home is Ft Mac...

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    i really like your tortoise asshole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    Nice try, we all know the newfies 2nd home is Ft Mac...
    Yah I just finished workin up there for a year........ise the bye

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i really like your tortoise's asshole and would love to lick it some time...
    thats just fukken sick man... Im not bringing her now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i really like your tortoise asshole, is it OK if I do ATM with it?
    you really are sick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    thats just fukken sick man... Im not bringing her now.
    where you really gunna bring her? cause if you are i wanna see her. i want a tortoise as a pet pretty bad

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    and to clear all this fixing my quote stuff up lmao its good i like it but i called KP asshole because in the other thread he said we could call him chris or asshole lol

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    Where's stack when we need him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    Where's stack when we need him
    Lmao. To make kp fat or not to make kp fat? That is the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lmao. To make kp fat or not to make kp fat? That is the question.
    i think he would appreciate it more if you made him smaller since he was crying about me saying he was smaller lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    i think he would appreciate it more if you made him smaller since he was crying about me saying he was smaller lol
    That takes a little more work. I'll have to wait til I'm by my laptop.

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    awwwwwww........

    n u wonder y u dont get laid lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond*K View Post
    awwwwwww........

    n u wonder y u dont get laid lol
    omfg ouch KP ouch man sorry this had to happen

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