What's your favorite rap song lyrics?

**collar** · 08-17-2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Big

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fly and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny
I'm horny
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
Cos I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede.
I'm not just wild, I'm trained,
Domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this.

Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy.
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party.
Hey! Ho!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

LOL....

did anyone press on this link?

**jbran23** · 08-17-2010, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by collar

LOL....

did anyone press on this link?

Flight of the Conchords lol. I was reading it and thought it was some wierd shit to rap about and was trying to figure out who it might be. Was thinking maybe ODB towards the end of his career. haha

**digismash** · 08-17-2010, 07:41 PM

My 98's boomin' with a trunk of funk
All the jealous punks can't stop the dunk

PE

**big_ron** · 08-17-2010, 09:30 PM

young jeezy "my PO told me i need a nine to five, but ive already got a job and thats stayin' alive"

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:00 AM

Ya im white
Im always right
You better stay out of sight aight
My girl has big boobs
You know always gotta shave them pubes
Mackn since day one
fvkn all them azons ( asians )
graffitti er wher with my cray yawns ( crayons )

**Knockout_Power** · 08-18-2010, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Ya im white
Im always right
You better stay out of sight aight
My girl has big boobs
You know always gotta shave them pubes
Mackn since day one
fvkn all them azons ( asians )
graffitti er wher with my cray yawns ( crayons )

you just made this up didnt you?

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

you just made this up didnt you?

umm no, this is from eminems new album.

**Knockout_Power** · 08-18-2010, 10:04 AM

oh, my younger brother just picked it up, gotta give it a listen...

I just grabbed Slash's new album, pretty damn good.... who knew Fergie could sing

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by Knockout_Power

oh, my younger brother just picked it up, gotta give it a listen...

I just grabbed Slash's new album, pretty damn good.... who knew Fergie could sing

Fergie is hottt

**Knockout_Power** · 08-18-2010, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Fergie is hottt

its true... with enough cover up to fill in those holes in her face from the meth, and get rid of her on stage jeans that she pisses cause she no longer has control of her bodily functions and shes a trophy

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:09 AM

Rolln with my homie g's
Lookn at all you wanna b's
Don't stare at my girls d's
I think i might just sneeze
Kinda thirsty gona grab a pepsi freeze
Oh sh!t watch out for the bee'z
Know just get down on your kneez

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:23 AM

Knockout Power so bad he neva takes a shower
Oh sh*t iv already been on ur girl fo one hour
You so white looks like sum1 just loaned u sum flour
Now get on your knees and pick me that flower

knockout why u always walkn around with that tiny little c*ck out
So small I might just give you a timeout
Know just walk it out
Keep runnin about until you hear about
Gymhero Out

Eminem

**GymHero** · 08-18-2010, 10:22 PM

Ok, Lets make this quick
You aint nothin to me b*tch
I got ur mom in the back
f*ckin suckin dick
You aint no f*ckin' critic
You's just a f*ckin' b*tch
making a quick post then running like a b*tch

**theramp** · 08-19-2010, 12:37 PM

I'm cool, no ice, das all gravy, No rice
Mr. Rogers wanted me to move in his neighborhood cuz my flows is so nice
Humptey dumptey sat on a wall Peter Piper picked a pepper
Yeah I sat on the curb wit a bag of herb and picked up a bad habit of gettin cheddar
Black beretta Tucked up under my Coogi Sweater
Man I ain't met a nigga yet dat flow betta

long live camoflauge! one of the greatest lyricist of all time, to bad his life was cut short.

**Gaspari1255** · 08-19-2010, 10:06 PM

We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I cum I produce a quart
Come on everybody, lets drop anchor
(Oh) that's a nice lady, I'd like to spank her

(Boats N' Hoes, Boats and Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a fvckin pirate my name is jack sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow

**GymHero** · 08-19-2010, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by ******

We sail around the world and go port to port
Everytime I cum I produce a quart
Come on everybody, lets drop anchor
(Oh) that's a nice lady, I'd like to spank her

(Boats N' Hoes, Boats and Hoes, I gotta have me my boats and hoes! )

Deadliest catch, without the crabs
We're almost out of gas,
Call the Arabs!
I'm a fvckin pirate my name is jack sparrow
I'll take off my pants she can see my flesh arrow

Whats your favorite non pornagraphic magazine to masterbate to?

**LegendKiller85** · 08-19-2010, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by GymHero

Whats your favorite non pornagraphic magazine to masterbate to?

nat. geographic those big saggy african tits my fav.

**auslifta** · 08-20-2010, 06:28 PM

And I’m not very good with the women
I’m a pretty shy person
and I’m average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I’m ashamed to admit it
but it wasn’t free

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw

**Skyler** · 08-20-2010, 06:58 PM

I see no changes
I wake up in the morning and I ask myself
Is life worth living?
Should I blast myself?

-Tupac-

i walk up to his house, i knocked upon his door
When he came to the door, i hit him in the mouth
And i knocked him on the floor
Then i hit him and hit him somemore

-Three 6 Mafia-