I need to tap some a$$ soon!

**FireFighter** · 02-18-2003, 11:37 AM

Red get back to firefighting man! thats a order mister bubbles!! hehe

**Red Ketchup** · 02-18-2003, 12:02 PM

FF ... He he he I will, worry not

Waiting for union VS city VS government battle to be resolved. Union is fighting hard for us but it's going to take a few years... cases before the labour board take time. But think of the back pay!

This silly municipal merger is a pain in the azz though...

In the meantime I am keeping in the game by working part time for the fire academy... I get the pleasure of molding young minds

(yeoouch thats scary!) Matter fact I am teaching this coming weekend... gonna be fun!

Red

**peam** · 02-18-2003, 02:11 PM

Originally posted by FireFighter
Well at least shes all clean then! make sure you scrub her back Red! haha. i hate you peam!

You hate me?

**dern180** · 02-18-2003, 02:20 PM

Bro you need to go to the phone book look up escorts and have one fuck your brains out. I'm sure many of you guys here have done some thing like that once in your life.

**CrazyRussian** · 02-18-2003, 04:28 PM

why do you hate peam?.....at least she can get a date.

**FireFighter** · 02-18-2003, 04:55 PM

sorry to offend you Mr.Crazy... i was just joshin though.. she knows that.

**peam** · 02-18-2003, 04:56 PM

Did I?

**FireFighter** · 02-18-2003, 04:56 PM

Hehe no need dern man.. i met this new chick.. its not too shabby at all.

**dern180** · 02-18-2003, 10:17 PM

Glad to hear it.

**FireFighter** · 02-21-2003, 10:38 AM

awwwwwwwww the ass has been tapped! excuse me while i go back to sleep... bout damn time!

**clockworks** · 02-22-2003, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by Full Intensity
bro, the only difference b/w sex and jerking off is that depending on the girl jerking off lasts longer lol!

nuts to that. i can bone forever, but i can get myself off in less than a minute...=P

a little tip from ole clocky...if you're boning a girl for the first time and you really wanna impress her, get pastered and use a condom. i can last for >hours< that way...=) just make sure she's still sober...

-- clocky baby

**clockworks** · 02-22-2003, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by FireFighter
haha Masterbation is just having sex with someone you love man!

ha! that reminds me of something really sick i heard once. someone once try to convince me...

"you have sex with your wife who you love, you have sex with yourself who you love (jerk off), why not have sex with the product of the two?"

twisted, huh?

-- clocky baby

**FireFighter** · 02-22-2003, 06:47 PM

ewwww haha. Masterbation is still my favourite past-time.. hahahha. ya

**nj_** · 02-22-2003, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by Expendable
I feel your pain bro, Toronto is just one big cock tease.

Toronto is a gigantic sex industry. Hell, prostitution is legal here within limits. I don't see how anyone can't get laid in Toronto.

**Terinox** · 02-22-2003, 10:56 PM

Originally posted by nj_

Toronto is a gigantic sex industry. Hell, prostitution is legal here within limits. I don't see how anyone can't get laid in Toronto.

My dear friend, I am the number one example of a Torontonian who CAN NOT get laid.

**nj_** · 02-22-2003, 11:55 PM

Originally posted by Terinox

My dear friend, I am the number one example of a Torontonian who CAN NOT get laid.

If you are comfortable with paying for services then even you can get laid. I get around enough with regular people, but I have friends who work in the massage parlor industry/etc. I know a chick who used to pull in $3-4K/DAY on a regular basis.

**Terinox** · 02-23-2003, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by nj_

If you are comfortable with paying for services then even you can get laid. I get around enough with regular people, but I have friends who work in the massage parlor industry/etc. I know a chick who used to pull in $3-4K/DAY on a regular basis.

Hehe, not bad. It's not that I wouldn't like to tap one of those hot hot escort asses. However, as a virgin, I truly believe it to be a waste to lose my virginity to a hooker/escort/stranger.

But, thnx for letting me know

**clockworks** · 02-23-2003, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by Terinox
However, as a virgin, I truly believe it to be a waste to lose my virginity to a hooker/escort/stranger.

bah it aint so bad. i got used and abused by some chick who was mad at her bf when i lost my virginity...oh well, can't change the past. she had big boobs also...=)

-- clocky baby

**skinnyhb** · 02-23-2003, 03:14 AM

ehhh, anyone can get laid. there are plenty of insecure overweight/ugly girls who would screw your brains out. thats why i laugh at everyone who brags about how many women they have done. yeefreakinhaw, quality, not quantity my friend.

**Jack87** · 02-23-2003, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by clockworks
bah it aint so bad. i got used and abused by some chick who was mad at her bf when i lost my virginity...oh well, can't change the past. she had big boobs also...=)

-- clocky baby

Big boobs always makes it worth it...

This thread is funny as shit....

**Terinox** · 02-23-2003, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by clockworks

bah it aint so bad. i got used and abused by some chick who was mad at her bf when i lost my virginity...oh well, can't change the past. she had big boobs also...=)

-- clocky baby

Hmmm...well since you put it THAT way

Well, lets just say if I still don't find a nice girl to hook up with SOON down the road, I might just have to resort to this "back up" plan.

Hahahahaha!

**FireFighter** · 02-23-2003, 01:19 PM

You'll find one bro.... just don't pick up any hootchies, well if you just wanna rail em... giv'er... but double up with the jimmys.. those bitches are like the village bikes...everyone gets a ride!

**redrumkev** · 02-25-2003, 11:22 PM

porn is great - but a partner is better - unless your standards like mine have been driven through the roof becuz of porn.

Go to the local watering hole - there is always at least one or two that are willing to say f-it and just go home for a quick one.

**monstercojones** · 02-26-2003, 06:55 PM

if its that bad man, come visit my school. its got the second hottest girls in the nation

**monstercojones** · 02-26-2003, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by skinnyhb
ehhh, anyone can get laid. there are plenty of insecure overweight/ugly girls who would screw your brains out. thats why i laugh at everyone who brags about how many women they have done. yeefreakinhaw, quality, not quantity my friend.

ewwwww, no fat girls please!!!!! id rather a hot slut than a fat chick. heh- well i guess im biased cause im 19 and weekends are all about booze and sex

**clockworks** · 02-27-2003, 02:45 AM

Originally posted by monstercojones1
if its that bad man, come visit my school. its got the second hottest girls in the nation

heh, come visit my school...its got the >first< hottest girls in the nation...=)

strut99gt, fooboy, symatech...lets hear something for the university of texas in austin!

i walked outta class the other day and some girl was sunbathing while studying in practically nothing. tight ass body...i wanted to hike her up on her knees and start boning away...but...i flicked my cigarette butt at her instead...

-- clocky baby