I just spent 2 days in heaven. I love the hosptial. some dont. i do.

**SuperBird** · 09-13-2010, 07:06 AM

i love the hospital. some dont. i get good meds, good treatment and cute smiles.

i just spent the past 2 days in the hospital, for a dehydrated right side kidney. badly dehydrated. hurt like all hell. i have a stone and lots and lots of crystals. so now they have me on acalka. three more pills to my daily regimen. good grief.

and before i went in i had this nastly cherry on my thigh, that looked horrendous from my last injection. i told em it was a vitamin b12 injection. and they said it looks bad, but is actually clearing up nicely. just leave it alone, and today it just look like a bump. this cherry would have freaked a newb out. for sure.

since im on warfarin, i think i went through a main vein. i may have compromised the needle accidentally and the blood pooled up in my leg and lightly infected.

thank god for demerol and morphine. because severe pain makes me want to break things. and demerol makes me start loving things again.

this is my worst MONTH. ever. Barely any gym time. food poisoning twice/kidney stones hospital 2 days/lethargy and food intolerance 2 weeks. wow. but some how i only lost maybe ten pounds of fat and no muscle. logically..... possibly 5 pounds of muscle but i dont see it.

**DSM4Life** · 09-13-2010, 08:23 AM

Want a spongebath ?

**SuperBird** · 09-13-2010, 09:09 AM

im sorry to be a heartbreaker, but my little helper is smaller than spongebob himself, and she just becomes the meanest little badger if she smells anything other than herself on her most precious toy.

but its the thought that counts, and if i dont make it out of the hospital alive next time.... i will instruct them to send you all my banana hammocks/Gstrings...... dont worry their not stretched out. i like to wear em backwards. my girlfriend says i have a more threatening look to me when i walk around the house with them on like that. actually i didnt know i was wearing em backwards for the first six months, but she just couldnt let the truth ruin the chilling excitement.

**jojomcgo** · 09-13-2010, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

Want a spongebath ?

lol

**stack_it** · 09-13-2010, 10:57 AM

No offense but you sound like one weird individual.

**LGM** · 09-13-2010, 11:00 AM

I actually like hospitals too; but so far, my stays haven't been because of anything life threatening... Well, save the ruptured appendix, paralysis that couldn't be diagnosed, and broken neck. Other than that, fun fun fun!

**cherrydrpepper** · 09-13-2010, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

No offense but you sound like one weird individual.

Yeah we can't all be as normal as cherrydrpepper the coolest guy in AR

**PC650** · 09-13-2010, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Yeah we can't all be as normal as cherrydrpepper the coolest guy in AR

dsm lied to you bro....

**SuperBird** · 09-13-2010, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by LGM

I actually like hospitals too; but so far, my stays haven't been because of anything life threatening... Well, save the ruptured appendix, paralysis that couldn't be diagnosed, and broken neck. Other than that, fun fun fun!

i personally think your putting in a little too much effort. the treatment, care and overall state of being can be enjoyed under much less stress and damages. treat yourself to a bladder infection, a kidney stone, dehydration, even a fecal impaction. but go for the two day getaway.

**LGM** · 09-13-2010, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by SuperBird

i personally think your putting in a little too much effort. the treatment, care and overall state of being can be enjoyed under much less stress and damages. treat yourself to a bladder infection, a kidney stone, dehydration, even a fecal impaction. but go for the two day getaway.

lol... My friend went for a fecal impaction. I started drinking metamucil right then and there!

Now that I'm almost 40, I could probably get at least an overnight stay for the ol' "my left arm is tingling and numb" routine...

**SuperBird** · 09-14-2010, 06:10 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

No offense but you sound like one weird individual.

im no elvis thats for sure, and i have gotten some distressing looks. but i HAVE had a foursome with 3 chicks, and no one felt left out. so thats gotta give me SOME kinda coolness credits.

Originally Posted by LGM

lol... My friend went for a fecal impaction. I started drinking metamucil right then and there!

Now that I'm almost 40, I could probably get at least an overnight stay for the ol' "my left arm is tingling and numb" routine...

my buddys father, gets fecal impaction enemas every six months. and complains of the squishies for a full day after. im with ya, id rather sit home 12 hours on some metamucil than a day with a water jet up my ass at the hospital.

ive been in my hospital bed, with many visitors. and a nurse aid walk in and ask me in front of everyone...... have you poop yet? have you poop today? how many time? how bout fart, did you fart yet? good grief.

**stevey_6t9** · 09-14-2010, 06:15 AM

omg your on morphine there? fuk i love that shit, heaven!!!

**lovbyts** · 09-14-2010, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by SuperBird

im no elvis thats for sure, and i have gotten some distressing looks. but i HAVE had a foursome with 3 chicks, and no one felt left out. so thats gotta give me SOME kinda coolness credits.

**Older lifter** · 09-14-2010, 07:55 AM

Hospitals,,, put all the sick people together so they can share,,,,,, and more people die in hospital than anywhere else... no, not that keen on them

**SuperBird** · 09-15-2010, 04:30 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

i think i can do this

. i did take plenty of pre-"GO time" pictures. but it will take a little bit of time to search my auxillary harddrives and doctor the faces out.

i will certainly see what i can do. im a sharing and caring kind of guy.