CDP's Qs about Sex, STDs and NO xplod/ Superpump

**calgarian** · 09-17-2010, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Updates from the field

- She smells like water down there. I can't wait to stick my face in that
- We are in love
- I think about her when I j. o.
- She gave me a bj and it was amazing
- The last two days we have walked for an hour then gone swimming. I told her how important diet and fitness is to me.
- She told me she prayed that God would send her someone like me when we were making out in her bed. Even though its only been like 10 days we have both been catching feelings from the beginning almost. I told her I love her after she said the god thing.
- I told her I want to go to church with her (not traditionally religious but lately have been thinking about God a lot even before I met this girl). She wants to go to church with me
- We are the same age and I have been able to accept that I might not be with someone else again or that we will age at the same progression together. I shut down all those weak thoughts men have about wanting to f more women or get a young supermodel all that crap we have going on in our heads.
- She lets me go to the gym or hang out with my friends as much as I want
- I came clean and told her I don't have a job and that I originally lied about my age (said I was 26 instead of 29). She doesn't care she thinks its funny and just wants to be with me.
- She lets me have as much space as I want
- She made me breakfast the last two days.. omlette juice pancakes.. she made me dinner a couple days ago.
- We can't stop staring at each other

Sorry I know its silly to put this in here like this but I usually bare my soul to you guys and you guys give me great advice. I read every response; The negative ones about why women suck, she never meets ANY of the traits that are given. The best analogy I can give of her is its like she came through a time machine from the WWII generation. She reminds me of those women. Shes a confident lady who knows what she wants out of life.

I am sorry it may be me but from the looks of it u were looking for a MOM not a GF?

Sorry Haz , stack couldnt resist.

**Standby** · 09-17-2010, 10:12 AM

lmao haz funny sh*t you actually had me loling for real at one point

**Standby** · 09-17-2010, 11:13 AM

this has got to be like some kind of CDP joke right? you trolling us?

**HitIt** · 09-17-2010, 02:06 PM

**Tambit24** · 09-17-2010, 03:18 PM

wait till date 15 or so when she lets you know that she has herpes or something like that.

**Hazard** · 09-18-2010, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by HitIt

More like.....

~Haz~

**stack_it** · 09-18-2010, 01:25 PM

^^^ lmao

**HitIt** · 09-18-2010, 01:50 PM

i considered the beast but found more humor in making cdp a prince charming

**chemicalromance** · 09-19-2010, 12:11 PM

LMAO goddam seriously this site has completed me. Between the relationship advice you guys all have and the advice my twice married/divorced dad have for me i feel like the power of the fvcking universe itself couldn't force me to make a bad decision with women. It's taken 28yrs to happen but oh well.

CDP, she has already sucked your life force out of you (literally) but i wish you well. Ex boyfriends are ex's for a reason, maybe you'll be the exception in her mind. Also get over the age thing, you're 29, so am i and i feel better and am doing better in the last 2-3yrs than i did in the last 10 years combined.

**fattymcbutterpants** · 09-23-2010, 10:17 PM

in my opinion you know you really love a girl if you can have sex with her and then still be happy to cuddle up with her or sleep with her or whatever afterwards and you have zero urge to wack it or watch porn because your happy enough with what you got haha just an opinion on that aspect

**calgarian** · 09-24-2010, 08:11 AM

I think she kidnapped him and putting him in the basement

**Standby** · 09-24-2010, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

I think she kidnapped him and putting him in the basement

that or he kidnapped her and froze her so he had something to beat off to for the rest of his life

**Shurik** · 09-24-2010, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by Hazard

Responses in bold..... have a nice day.....

~Haz~

LMAO. Nice work

**fattymcbutterpants** · 09-24-2010, 03:01 PM

Isnt this thread about checking you for std's or something? if so odds are you have hpv haha seems like half this forum does but that made me feel much better about it at least thanks again for the help by the way guys

**HitIt** · 09-24-2010, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

I'm wondering if anybody has downed some superpump or No Xplod or Jacked etc and gone to town on a girl and if it made the sex better?

what, no one's gonna answer this question? let's hear it people.

**SomeRandomGuy** · 09-24-2010, 11:40 PM

First problem I see: You are supposed to get a test for STD's, but you've already ****ed! Isn't that a little like closing the barn door after the cows have gotten out?
Second: There are a million verses in the Bible about 'fornication' (meaning premarital sex) being hateful...

No-Xplode/Jacked: Creatine plays a key role in helping the body generate ATP, which is the muscular source of fuel during high-intensity activities. The faster you regenerate your ATP stores, the sooner you will be able to perform muscular work again. Plus the Caffeine Anhydrous should help in the NO Xplode, but the 1,3-Dimethylamylamine (Geranium [Stem]) in the Jack3d will really help. But of course some crack or meth would probably be your best bet. More dopamine, serotonin and norepinephrine release. j/k.