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  1. 10-09-2010, 06:39 PM #1
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    A bloody mess....

    Ok so I started a new bulking diet recently after being on no set diet or vigorous training routine for a while and I'm having a little issue. After about three days into the diet I took a huge dump and it hurt pretty bad lol. I've had these before where the poop was so big it hurt coming out so I didn't think much of it. Well when I wiped there was a decent amount of blood on the toilet paper. I thought holy crap I just ripped my asshole lol. Figured it would heal and be on with my giant poops but it's been over a week and every time I go there's a decent amount of blood on the tp after wiping. None on my underwear or running down my leg or even in the toilet. It's weird and I'm not sure if I should just give it more time or if I should worry about it. It seems like it would be open for infection and I really don't want an infected poop shooter.

    I'm laughing at this post but it's a serious issue going on. Anyone else have this happen?

    Ps.... No dsm I don't need help stretching the whole but if you have some cream I could borrow that would be great lol.
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  2. 10-09-2010, 07:39 PM #2
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    anal fissure. It'll heal. But if it keeps up, you probably should see a doc.
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    when im bulking i shit 3-4 times a day, and wiping your ass that many times eventually tears the shit up and i get a bloody mess also.
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    I LOL'ed at this. I have the same problem from time to time. I take some monster shits man. I have had to take pics with my cell phone on a couple occasions because me trying to describe what I dropped in the toilet with words just wouldnt do it justice. I like to send the pics unexpectidly to my friends phones. Good times!
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    mine just went away, thought it was hemmroids but it was tears in the anal fissures. bright blood can confirm its tears as darker blood is coming from your stomach
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    hemmoroids bro get the preperation H
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    It feels good,


    On the hole
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    It's bright blood. No hemroids. I've had those before so it must e the tears. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't anal leakage or something lol. The gas has been life threatening lol.
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    Go with a lot of fiber when you eat for a while, and use friggin baby wipes. It'll heal a lot faster.
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    use prep h for fissures also, you need to apply after each bowel movement and after washing. and as above baby wipes are great. i suffered one of these for 3mths b4 plucking up the courage to see doc. pre workout drinks like jack3d tend to get me flowing without strain. good idea to lay off squats till its healed.
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    You took a shit so big you ripped your asshole? must have been at least 9 courics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    You took a shit so big you ripped your asshole? must have been at least 9 courics.
    dehydration, straining and constant wiping are the biggest causes
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    dehydration, straining and constant wiping are the biggest causes
    6 courics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    use prep h for fissures also, you need to apply after each bowel movement and after washing. and as above baby wipes are great. i suffered one of these for 3mths b4 plucking up the courage to see doc. pre workout drinks like jack3d tend to get me flowing without strain. good idea to lay off squats till its healed.
    I didn't do square this week. I'm hoping it's ok by Wednesday so I can hit legs hard tho. No blood today so maybe I'm good now. I'm gonna pick up some baby wipes top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by alexISthrowed View Post
    You took a shit so big you ripped your asshole? must have been at least 9 courics.
    Haha yeah it seems to be what happened.



    What's a couric?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Haha yeah it seems to be what happened.



    What's a couric?
    I was wondering the same thing.
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    Zürich's European Fecal Standards and Measurements Institute measure the size of shit in courics.

    Eg, Randy Marsh initially broke the world record by taking a dump that weighed 8.6 courics.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    use prep h for fissures also, you need to apply after each bowel movement and after washing. and as above baby wipes are great. i suffered one of these for 3mths b4 plucking up the courage to see doc. pre workout drinks like jack3d tend to get me flowing without strain. good idea to lay off squats till its healed.
    Same here bro, it took me a while before I went to see my doctor as well. It can seem embarrasing to tell your doctor that your asshole is bleeding, but that's what they are there for.
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    Funny, my $hit seems like it always has PLENTY of room to come out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Haha yeah it seems to be what happened.



    What's a couric?
    Lol Southpark don't worry I got the joke man
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Ok so I started a new bulking diet recently after being on no set diet or vigorous training routine for a while and I'm having a little issue. After about three days into the diet I took a huge dump and it hurt pretty bad lol. I've had these before where the poop was so big it hurt coming out so I didn't think much of it. Well when I wiped there was a decent amount of blood on the toilet paper. I thought holy crap I just ripped my asshole lol. Figured it would heal and be on with my giant poops but it's been over a week and every time I go there's a decent amount of blood on the tp after wiping. None on my underwear or running down my leg or even in the toilet. It's weird and I'm not sure if I should just give it more time or if I should worry about it. It seems like it would be open for infection and I really don't want an infected poop shooter.

    I'm laughing at this post but it's a serious issue going on. Anyone else have this happen?

    Ps.... No dsm I don't need help stretching the whole but if you have some cream I could borrow that would be great lol.
    It's funny we have to anticipate DSM's response in our question.

    your shiit is too hard mate! fiber up with some psyllium husk fiber. I take one heaping 1/2 table spoon mixed with water or....? 32 oz costs $8 at walmart. get the sugarfree orange flavor. Symptoms should go away asap
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    Quote Originally Posted by PistolStarta View Post
    Lol Southpark don't worry I got the joke man
    I remember the episode now but courics wasn't enough to jog my memory. If Stewie or Peter would have said it I would have remembered it tho lol.
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    No shit, use baby wipes. Try running a cycle of pgcl and see how ur ass does on toilet paper lol

    I get the huge one's once in a while when I have a v. high protein day with little carbs/fiber, especially if I go a day without taking a dump. My normal routine is 2 dumps a day comin out easy but i'm messin with my diet plus var can cause constipation, at least for me.
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    It's all good to go now. No more blood and everythings coming out smooth. I guess my pooper just had to adjust to the diet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    It's all good to go now. No more blood and everythings coming out smooth. I guess my pooper just had to adjust to the diet.
    damn i read it late otherwise i would have told u too get a girl who can tongue **** ur asshole big...oh well problem solved.
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