Test kickin in like crazy...

[40plusnewbie]

This is my first time on test. Taking test cyp along with some other stuff. It's kickin in like crazy and my wife isn't gonna be home for 6 more hours! WTF how do u guys deal with this agggggrrrrr

[stack_it]

That should do it.

[Hazard]

yeah man..... my wife hardly fvcks..... i got used to it.....

~Haz~

[40plusnewbie]

I wanna be running around humpin 50yo fat chicks and shit.... I think I'm gonna go friggin insane. I'm 43 and forgot what it felt like to be a 17yo walking penis.

[ghettoboyd]

I wanna be running around humpin 50yo fat chicks and shit.... I think I'm gonna go friggin insane. I'm 43 and forgot what it felt like to be a 17yo walking penis.

lmfao isnt it great bro?....ummm did you and your wife decide to not get divorced or am i thinking of someone else?...

[LGM]

I wanna be running around humpin 50yo fat chicks and shit.... I think I'm gonna go friggin insane. I'm 43 and forgot what it felt like to be a 17yo walking penis.

This does explain Cal's fetish... I guess he cruises year round.

congrats 40... I'm jealous!

[Knockout_Power]

This is my first time on test. Taking test cyp along with some other stuff. It's kickin in like crazy and my wife isn't gonna be home for 6 more hours! WTF how do u guys deal with this agggggrrrrr

yah, now imagine being like that off cycle and then going on cycle... welcome to my world.

[HitIt]

that's a good thing i think kp...i'm curious how i will be on cause i'm already ridiculously horned up....

[Knockout_Power]

that's a good thing i think kp...i'm curious how i will be on cause i'm already ridiculously horned up....

not if you're not getting any... thank god that changed last night.

[40plusnewbie]

lmfao isnt it great bro?....ummm did you and your wife decide to not get divorced or am i thinking of someone else?...

Yeah, we are in couples counseling. Once the reality hit her she chilled out big time and knows who the boss is. I agreed to go to couples counseling with her and we are working things out. She's not trying to be in control or give orders or any of that crap anymore so as long as she stays chil and things keep working out I've decided to stay married to her.

[40plusnewbie]

yah, now imagine being like that off cycle and then going on cycle... welcome to my world.

Ouch. U got me there bro.

[Hazard]

Yeah, we are in couples counseling. Once the reality hit her she chilled out big time and knows who the boss is. I agreed to go to couples counseling with her and we are working things out. She's not trying to be in control or give orders or any of that crap anymore so as long as she stays chil and things keep working out I've decided to stay married to her.

Congrats man!

If my wife would work on the sex thing a little bit mroe - i'd be happy also. My wife is a good girl..... she really is.... and I love her to death - but she knows what buttons to push and sometimes I think she does it on purpose. That combined with the lack of sex for a 26y/o and it's a recipe for disaster.....

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

Ouch. U got me there bro.

its not me bragging, its just painful some times.... plz try not to pound any fatties, there is only 1 Calgarian

[40plusnewbie]

Update: I couldn't stand it so I jacked it 2x knowing my wife was not going to be home for what felt like forever. She comes home 2 hours early and I tell her "I have some bad news to tell you." She was like shocked so I"m like 'no, it's not that bad". Then I tell her the test kicked in full blown today and I couldn't help it or wait for her so I jacked it twice. She was upset, saying "No,way" "That's not fair!" I was laughing telling her I"m sorry..... Then I get a mad chubby out of no where and tell her "I want sex, go take a shower, hurry up I might not be able to hold off in doing myself again" My wife thought I was kidding and I told her I wasn't. She rushed her ass into the shower lol I was hollering hurry up, I can't hold off much longer! She ran out of the bathroom all wet yelling "I'm here" 'I"m here" and jumped on my ass. I think it must have been the test too because it was the best sex I have had in a while, it's like a humongous ammt of endorphins were exploding all in the front of my brain building up to the climax. I don't even remember that even happening to me before.

I think I"m gonna flush my var and tren and find some dr. to muscle and have him put me on 500mg test/wk for life lol

p.s. I think I might have to buy a bunch of wigs for my wife to wear and start doing her doggie non stop picking a different name to go with like 1 of each of the 25 wigs hahhaha

[D3m3nt3d]

Congrats man!

If my wife would work on the sex thing a little bit mroe - i'd be happy also. My wife is a good girl..... she really is.... and I love her to death - but she knows what buttons to push and sometimes I think she does it on purpose. That combined with the lack of sex for a 26y/o and it's a recipe for disaster.....

~Haz~

It's just because you got married bro. My wife was/is pretty much a whore. We fvcked all the time when dating, then got married. Now we are split she is probably fvcking like a rabbit. I told her back when we were together, she doesn't get tired of sex, she gets tired of sex with the same person. Not saying your wife is a whore or anything, just mine

[40plusnewbie]

Congrats man!

If my wife would work on the sex thing a little bit mroe - i'd be happy also. My wife is a good girl..... she really is.... and I love her to death - but she knows what buttons to push and sometimes I think she does it on purpose. That combined with the lack of sex for a 26y/o and it's a recipe for disaster.....

~Haz~

Thanks.

My situ is the opposite, I typically have a much lower sex drive than my wife. I think it might be because I was never in a committed relationship until age 35 when I got into the first one with my wife. For like the 15 yrs prior I used to be a sex addict going on the hunt for different chicks 3 nights a week plus have some keepers for a while, etc.... I had sex with so many woman, prob 300 or more, now i have just 1.

[HitIt]

[UMFan]

This post cracks me up....I'm only on Week 2 of a 600mg/wk Test C cycle and I've already noticed the "Test Goggles" kicking in. I work with a so-so looking chick and I found myself strangely attracted to her today...then I realized.....TEST! I've been married about two years now, gotta remember to keep my focus on the gym and the wife ONLY

[DSM4Life]

yeah man..... my wife hardly fvcks..... i got used to it.....

~Haz~

Need a substitution ?

[needmorestrength]

I'm in week six of Test E... There's a girl at the gym who's been giving me "i wanna **** you eyes", well last night while I was on the treadmill she winked at me and I almost jumped off and took her in the middle of the gym lol!

[Hazard]

Need a substitution ?

Sure..... you have a female friend in mind?

~Haz~

[BigJuice777]

LMAO..... I am still laughing...

[jojomcgo]

Yeah, we are in couples counseling. Once the reality hit her she chilled out big time and knows who the boss is. I agreed to go to couples counseling with her and we are working things out. She's not trying to be in control or give orders or any of that crap anymore so as long as she stays chil and things keep working out I've decided to stay married to her.

LMAO and who's idea for couples counseling??

[Dont wanna be old]

Update: I couldn't stand it so I jacked it 2x knowing my wife was not going to be home for what felt like forever. She comes home 2 hours early and I tell her "I have some bad news to tell you." She was like shocked so I"m like 'no, it's not that bad". Then I tell her the test kicked in full blown today and I couldn't help it or wait for her so I jacked it twice. She was upset, saying "No,way" "That's not fair!" I was laughing telling her I"m sorry..... Then I get a mad chubby out of no where and tell her "I want sex, go take a shower, hurry up I might not be able to hold off in doing myself again" My wife thought I was kidding and I told her I wasn't. She rushed her ass into the shower lol I was hollering hurry up, I can't hold off much longer! She ran out of the bathroom all wet yelling "I'm here" 'I"m here" and jumped on my ass. I think it must have been the test too because it was the best sex I have had in a while, it's like a humongous ammt of endorphins were exploding all in the front of my brain building up to the climax. I don't even remember that even happening to me before.

I think I"m gonna flush my var and tren and find some dr. to muscle and have him put me on 500mg test/wk for life lol

p.s. I think I might have to buy a bunch of wigs for my wife to wear and start doing her doggie non stop picking a different name to go with like 1 of each of the 25 wigs hahhaha

No one likes a bragger .

My wife gives me but sex , Everything but sex .

[MACHINE5150]

i spend about 3-4x the amount i spend on my cycle on hookers that i bang while on cycle.. i literally have to equate it into my budget.. only saving grave is i don't drink at all when on so i save a bit of money there

[Dont wanna be old]

i spend about 3-4x the amount i spend on my cycle on hookers that i bang while on cycle.. i literally have to equate it into my budget.. only saving grave is i don't drink at all when on so i save a bit of money there

Good that works for you . They always get a PPO on me after I ask them to merry me .

[40plusnewbie]

No one likes a bragger .

C'mon man, gi'me a break. I"m 43y.o. and like overnight for the first time in 2 decades I feel like I'm in the body of a 17yo. I never used test before so I'm a virgin. It's ok to brag a little if u were a virgin and just got laid for the first time, ain't it?

more brag lol: I solved my feeding problem (i'm eating like 300g protein/day and using a lot of shakes as sub's and should be eating closer to 500 and real food) after giving it to the wife for the 4th time today I told her she has to cook me 10 turkey burgers and boil 1 dozen eggs every day and make sure fat free milk is in the house at all times. lmao

[40plusnewbie]

LMAO and who's idea for couples counseling??

Agreeing to go along with someones idea, especially if it's your wife, doesn't make you not in control bro. I should have said no out of spite? That would have been real mature.

[Friend]

[stevey_6t9]

wait til u hit pct brother, ur missus will be tugging your limp dick saying bitch get on some roids! lol

[boz]

[Swifto]

Congrats man!

If my wife would work on the sex thing a little bit mroe - i'd be happy also. My wife is a good girl..... she really is.... and I love her to death - but she knows what buttons to push and sometimes I think she does it on purpose. That combined with the lack of sex for a 26y/o and it's a recipe for disaster.....

~Haz~

I had that Haz with an ex. GF, I hated it.

I then got with another girl (current ex) and her sex drive was big, never said no, ever. Wanted to f*ck everywhere, always thinking about it when were alone.

When your not with them you dont know what your missing mate.

[ghettoboyd]

Yeah, we are in couples counseling. Once the reality hit her she chilled out big time and knows who the boss is. I agreed to go to couples counseling with her and we are working things out. She's not trying to be in control or give orders or any of that crap anymore so as long as she stays chil and things keep working out I've decided to stay married to her.

good for you bro im glad you are happy...you where going mad for a while there and things seemed bleak, glad things are working out....ooh and at our age bros and beeing married its tottaly ok to brag about getting laid...

[DSM4Life]

Sure..... you have a female friend in mind?

~Haz~

Yes, her name is DS... i mean GSM4Life.