Who is Jack Sh1t

[scorpion62]

For some time,many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh1t? We find ourselves at a loss When someone says,"You dont Know Jack Sh1t"

Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Sh1t is the only son of Awe Sh1t who married O Sh1t the owners of Knee Deep n Sh1t Inc.In turn Jack Sh1t married No Sh1t .The couple had six children Holy Sh1t,Giva Sh1t,Fulla Sh1t,Bull Sh1t and the twins Deep Sh1t and Dip Sh1t

Deep Sh1t married Dumb Sh1t a high school dropout.After 15 years Jack and No Sh1t got Divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No Sh1t sherlock.Meanwhile,Dip Sh1t married Sh1t Happens.Bull Sh1t travelled the world and returned home with an italian bride, Pisa Sh1t. So you now know Jack Sh1t.

[Swifto]

Ha ha ha...

But...

You dont know jack sh*t mate...

Whatever.

[Knockout_Power]

Did anyone mention about Whogives A. Shit?

[Matt]

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

[scorpion62]

I bow to the vets of far greater knowledge than me a mere mortal that knows sweet FA. As showing by 007 who put it up in a far better way I thank you for the education of Jack Schitt now I feel I know him next time I will do my homework

[MaNiCC]

You learn something new everyday

[Atomini]

Oh my god.... this is older than ME.