Anal sex? Do you like it? ( Not gay )

[big_ron]

Ahahhaah...

I dont like it really.

I've got to be smashed to bits drunk to do it (sound like a bird).

Other than that I dont reckon it.

Being smashed is the only time ive done it, i dont think i took notice when she asked me 2 stop because i just jammed it in there... oh well she was a whore and it didnt matter

[big_ron]

Whats the difference between marmalade and jam?

[big_ron]

You cant marmalade you diick in your wifes ass

[Shol'va]

Boy you dodged a bullit here. I was going to post my experiences on this subject, I could write a book on it, but since you put in the disclaimer of "Not Gay", I'll spare you all on this thread this time. Your welcome

[spoken_truth]

^^^^ This is hands down the best post i've ever read on AR..... A+ to you sir!

~Haz~

hahah i concur

[GymHero]

Boy you dodged a bullit here. I was going to post my experiences on this subject, I could write a book on it, but since you put in the disclaimer of "Not Gay", I'll spare you all on this thread this time. Your welcome

I love you , sooo if you were kirsten what would you do?!

[stack_it]

I love you , sooo if you were kirsten what would you do?!

If he was Kirsten you'd be balls deep by now

[paulzane]

Boy you dodged a bullit here. I was going to post my experiences on this subject, I could write a book on it, but since you put in the disclaimer of "Not Gay", I'll spare you all on this thread this time. Your welcome

Thank fcuk for that!!!!!!!!!

[scotty51312]

Just watch out for the dreaded "mud on your helmet" More commonly known as Poopydick!

[gladmax]

Ive thrown it in a few times, i think its about the hunt not the kill myself, once its in and youve reached the two min mark it feel very similar to a *****, most of the time i just pull out and head back to the poon, but itts a nice baby safe place to bust a nut ill give it that. (Multiple Brown and Red Badges here) lol

[ReX357]

I think the woman degrading factor is what makes it so interesting.

[BG]

http://www.dinahproject.com/upload/M...ayful-pink.JPG

That's the one ! My wife just went to get another because the last one just had enough. She has plug in masassagers, all sorts of rubber, plastic. But her first is her favorite.


Now back to the og ? , eating her out off the edge of the bed while fingering her ass with some lube was my way in. You can't do it without her clit getting stimulated some way. Fingering her with lube and getting it open that way is the best, but only use one finger , you don't want to make her sore before the " little hero" gets his chance.

[muscle_dysmorphia]

Here is the thing with anal, its the idea of it that gets you off more than the way it feels. Its something most chicks wont do, yet its in porn movies so we always want to try it. When you actually get to try it, its really not as cool as you think it would be. The best way for a first timer is have her on her side and spoon her. Here is the key, BOTH OF YOU have to be lubed. Not just your dick, you need have her(or you) go in her ass with lube on your finger, then you need to really get it on your dick, when you think its a lot, use more!! Go in really slow, and the first 8-10 swipes you only going in a little bit , then a little more, and more, you probably wont get your whole dick in, 3/4 if your lucky. Now the time issue, ok it takes about 2-3 minutes for her to relax her ass and be cool with the idea your in her ass, if you can just make the 2 minute mark your golden!! EVen if you have to stop ****ing and just leave your dick in there and play with her tits or something, by all means hit the 2 minute mark and you'll be cool. Many chicks would be surprised that they can cum by getting it in the ass, and they come much, much harder. I'll do it here and there when I can, not as big a deal anymore though. if you dont have lube, forget it dont even try. And not KY that shit sux, go to a real porn shop and get astroglide or "WET"

haha... Sometimes I just use a bunch of spit. It actually works really well.

[muscle_dysmorphia]

The only real issue that I have with the repeated devastation of the turd-cutter, is the fact that some girls have a stinky bunghole with extra excrement.

You won't know about that fudge brownie surprise until you've pulled out, only to find out that your one-eyed yogurt slinger is covered in smelly-fish-gravy!!!

[calgarian]

haha... sometimes i just use a bunch of spit. It actually works really well.

x2......

[Knockout_Power]

x2......

you only like anal cause half the girls you get with are so fat you have to jam it in whichever hole you can actually find

[calgarian]

you only like anal cause half the girls you get with are so fat you have to jam it in whichever hole you can actually find

didnt i tell you to stay out of Men thread junior? go lick some pvssy or something or jerk off....

[Knockout_Power]

didnt i tell you to stay out of Men thread junior? go lick some pvssy or something or jerk off....

did and done... now Im here to read about some old insecure fatty fvcker

[calgarian]

did and done... now Im here to read about some old insecure fatty fvcker

interesting choice of word there Junior.....

[SomeRandomGuy]

The only real issue that I have with the repeated devastation of the turd-cutter, is the fact that some girls have a stinky bunghole with extra excrement.

You won't know about that fudge brownie surprise until you've pulled out, only to find out that your one-eyed yogurt slinger is covered in smelly-fish-gravy!!!

You're only gonna care about that after the nut and the removal of said one-eyed yogurt slinger. And then you can just wash it off with some soap and water... Not a big deal. And so worth the rectum clenching orgasm and bent-over ass-splitting woman-degrading bliss that is anal. Balls deep, my friend. Balls deep. She could shit on your dick mid-coitus and it'd be OK. Look up MFX Video (makers of 2 girls, 1 cup). If you have a scat fetish, you could rub it all over yourself, too. I tried to watch those videos and find out why scat fetishes were hot, but man I just couldn't. Watching women shart into each others mouths and eat excrement and rub it all over themselves... It was actually just disgusting, every time.

But, after watching that, a tiny bit of shit on the tip of your cock seems like nothing!

[muscle_dysmorphia]

You're only gonna care about that after the nut and the removal of said one-eyed yogurt slinger. And then you can just wash it off with some soap and water... Not a big deal. And so worth the rectum clenching orgasm and bent-over ass-splitting woman-degrading bliss that is anal. Balls deep, my friend. Balls deep. She could shit on your dick mid-coitus and it'd be OK. Look up MFX Video (makers of 2 girls, 1 cup). If you have a scat fetish, you could rub it all over yourself, too. I tried to watch those videos and find out why scat fetishes were hot, but man I just couldn't. Watching women shart into each others mouths and eat excrement and rub it all over themselves... It was actually just disgusting, every time.

But, after watching that, a tiny bit of shit on the tip of your cock seems like nothing!

hahahaha... finally, someone who is able to talk on my level. lol.

Those type of fetishes are really gross, I agree.

I was with a freak in college, and she let me piss on her while she lay in the shower. let me tell you, it was not much of a turn on. just smelled bad... LOL.

Whatever though... got the "golden-shower" knotch ( I was in a game with my friends about doing humiliating things to girls, and then depending on the degree of humiliation you get points... totaled up at end of the year... $500 for winner. ) Anyways - I didn't have the most knotches, but I had definitely the grossest, so I ended up winning, hahahaha.

Done some ass-to-mouth a couple of times. That was odd.

Did some ass-to-vag... and gave the girl a yeast infection a week later as a result!

[Hazard]

You're only gonna care about that after the nut and the removal of said one-eyed yogurt slinger. And then you can just wash it off with some soap and water... Not a big deal. And so worth the rectum clenching orgasm and bent-over ass-splitting woman-degrading bliss that is anal. Balls deep, my friend. Balls deep. She could shit on your dick mid-coitus and it'd be OK. Look up MFX Video (makers of 2 girls, 1 cup). If you have a scat fetish, you could rub it all over yourself, too. I tried to watch those videos and find out why scat fetishes were hot, but man I just couldn't. Watching women shart into each others mouths and eat excrement and rub it all over themselves... It was actually just disgusting, every time.

But, after watching that, a tiny bit of shit on the tip of your cock seems like nothing!

2 for FVCKING 2! You're on fire! Someone promote this guy.....

~Haz~

[muscle_dysmorphia]

"smelly fish gravy"

[Hazard]

hahahaha... finally, someone who is able to talk on my level. lol.

Those type of fetishes are really gross, I agree.

I was with a freak in college, and she let me piss on her while she lay in the shower. let me tell you, it was not much of a turn on. just smelled bad... LOL.

Whatever though... got the "golden-shower" knotch ( I was in a game with my friends about doing humiliating things to girls, and then depending on the degree of humiliation you get points... totaled up at end of the year... $500 for winner. ) Anyways - I didn't have the most knotches, but I had definitely the grossest, so I ended up winning, hahahaha.

Done some ass-to-mouth a couple of times. That was odd.

Did some ass-to-vag... and gave the girl a yeast infection a week later as a result!

LMFAO!

I've got a cold sore right now..... maybe i'll give it to some lucky lady this weekend

j/k

~Haz~

[MACHINE5150]

It's my favorite. I don't know what it is about f*cking a chick in the ass that turns me on so much, but I can tell you I've been watching anal porn for over 10 years now lol.

Just make sure you take it slow with the girl. Make her cum a couple times first. Make sure all throughout the vag part you have a finger in her butt. Then when comes the time: Lube, lube and more lube. That's the secret to it. Also she has to be relaxed. If she tenses up it's gonna hurt her. Just let her know that.

im the same.. start with one finger then two then a small vibrator tons of lube.. especially if she is a tiny chick.. sometimes i can't cum unless i through it in the ass.. its just tighter and drier... kind of a mental trip too..

[aPlinker]

lol epic thread

[redz]

The best is when you are ****ing so hard that you accidentally slip out and jam it right in the ass in one quick motion.

[Hazard]

The best is when you are ****ing so hard that you accidentally slip out and jam it right in the ass in one quick motion.

AHAHAHAHAHA That happened when I was bangin out my now ex-gf in the shower..... pulled out a little too far..... hit the taint..... and slid right in the pooper. I knew EXACTLY what happened - started laughing - and then asked if I could finish there LOL! The answer was a very stern "No"

~Haz~

[Knockout_Power]

AHAHAHAHAHA That happened when I was bangin out my now ex-gf in the shower..... pulled out a little too far..... hit the taint..... and slid right in the pooper. I knew EXACTLY what happened - started laughing - and then asked if I could finish there LOL! The answer was a very stern "No"

~Haz~

and thats when you told her you finished 10 minutes ago and it was your finger making her your puppet.

[bodybuilder]

slow and easy bro.

[GymHero]

Great replies bros! We shall see where this gets me!

[Knockout_Power]

Great replies bros! We shall see where this gets me!

I'll wager a guess and say it gets you "in deep shit"

[Sicko]

Thats the out hole... no brown belt here... I'll stay a novice

Im with ya on that one KP...I have got my feet dirty, so to speak, several times but I was smashed and it was the girls request and I am the giving kind of guy..But as far as looking to feed the chocolate starfish not my idea of a good time..:

[ReX357]

Also, one more thing, she'll be easier to convince if she's drunk and it's gonna be a better time for her too.

[SlimJoe]

Also, one more thing, she'll be easier to convince if she's drunk and it's gonna be a better time for her too.

lollll

[SlimJoe]

dont mind giving it to female defintley do not take it of no individual