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    What will happen IF.........

    What will happen IF.......

    Calgarian dont have sex with fatties?

    Stack_it have higher sex drive?

    KP does not have a small d!ck syndrome?

    Bert want to have MORE sex without watching TV?
    Dukkit stopped whoring?

    Haz doesnt think he is small? (which he is by the way)

    Siggy start to post his pictures?

    Hogg doesnt say "repost"?

    Ghetto less sex talk more sex?

    Manicc start to work with really hot chick who have a boy friend?


    igi doent drop his BB in the toilet?

    Stand by had some sex with a REAL woman?

    Charlie6 stopped asking for his career invoice?

    CherryDropper dont start stupid threads?

    HP stop giving good AAS advise and change his avi (please dont)
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    repost

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    Does my huge sack make my cock look small?

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    I would like to commend Cal on his first post that was actually legible enough to understand and find amusing.

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    I need to get on here more. Cuz I wasnt included

    sniff sniff

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    What will happen IF.......

    H-h-h-hooked on phonics worked for me!!!!
    good question my friend

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I need to get on here more. Cuz I wasnt included

    sniff sniff
    snooze you lose sexy boi

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    I need to get on here more. Cuz I wasnt included

    sniff sniff
    fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    fixed
    if i stopped whoring... the entire internet would collapse and the world would be in a mass panic

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukkitdalaw View Post
    if i stopped whoring... the entire internet would collapse and the world would be in a mass panic
    good to know keep at it

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    real women are such pains in the ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    real women are such pains in the ass
    stop letting them jam dildos in your butt dude. I keep telling you that... its not real love

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    stop letting them jam dildos in your butt dude. I keep telling you that... its not real love
    well they always tell me love means to let them stick there favourite dildo up my bum and im just in such a hurry to find this real love its in my best interest to let them

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    Stack_it have higher sex drive?

    Every womans dream would come true. I'd start up there in Canada that way you could take care of the fat ones. Then you can travel with me and keep the fatties away.


    Kp you can have the ugly ones

    Standby you can have the trannies so you don't have to mess with the dildos

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    repost
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    ohhh babby im so gonna wreck the wifes pu$$y tonight cal you just wait....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghettoboyd View Post
    ohhh babby im so gonna wreck the wifes pu$$y tonight cal you just wait....
    as Manicc says....pictures or it didnt happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    as Manicc says....pictures or it didnt happen
    I second that !

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    so Ghetto it didnt happen

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    What would happen if ar went down for a whole week?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    What would happen if ar went down for a whole week?
    mass suicides... Imagine this group with even less of a life. I know I'd be the first to tie the noose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    mass suicides... Imagine this group with even less of a life. I know I'd be the first to tie the noose
    Lol.... Could you imagine the media reports on something like that.

    Breaking news! Thousands of men commit suicide within the last 48 hours. Experts say that steroid use was the reasoning behind the deaths. Thousands more are expected to die from steroid related complications...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lol.... Could you imagine the media reports on something like that.

    Breaking news! Thousands of men commit suicide within the last 48 hours. Experts say that steroid use was the reasoning behind the deaths. Thousands more are expected to die from steroid related complications...
    this will be a medical term shortly.. it will be used for every case of steroid related injury or death for those using steroids and those who inhaled second hand steroid breathe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    this will be a medical term shortly.. it will be used for every case of steroid related injury or death for those using steroids and those who inhaled second hand steroid breathe.
    lmao second hand steroid breathe

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    Damn, I need to start being more repetitive so I can earn my place in the "What that one guy always does" list....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyler View Post
    Damn, I need to start being more repetitive so I can earn my place in the "What that one guy always does" list....
    just remember, with no life comes no responsibility

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