Raiders whoop two in a row!!! Seahawks fall 33 - 3

**Times Roman** · 11-11-2010, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Denver at Denver I believe

then I'm pulling for denver, for obvious reasons

**Shol'va** · 11-11-2010, 06:36 PM

Yeah I figured as much, but it aint over till the fat lady sings and right now she is on The Biggest Loser Show.

**Times Roman** · 11-11-2010, 06:44 PM

oh, she'll sign if I want her too.... cattle prod takes care of that issue!

**Shol'va** · 11-11-2010, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

oh, she'll sign if I want her too.... cattle prod takes care of that issue!

**Times Roman** · 11-11-2010, 07:13 PM

...and keeps tight control over whether or not the fat lady sings!

**weknowbobbito** · 11-11-2010, 11:46 PM

seahawks suck though...

**Times Roman** · 11-12-2010, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by weknowbobbito

seahawks suck though...

you say that now after the Raiders whomped them like ugly redheaded step children......

**Shol'va** · 11-14-2010, 06:38 PM

Ok TR you got your damned wish. The Chiefs Lost To The Broncos...Let The Ribbing Begin..It was Billed As "The Massacre At Mile High". The Chiefs Were Using Bow And Arrows and The Broncos Were Using Submachine Guns...It just goes to show you that you never bring a knife to a gun fight.....

**Times Roman** · 11-14-2010, 09:46 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Ok TR you got your damned wish. The Chiefs Lost To The Broncos...Let The Ribbing Begin..It was Billed As "The Massacre At Mile High". The Chiefs Were Using Bow And Arrows and The Broncos Were Using Submachine Guns...It just goes to show you that you never bring a knife to a gun fight.....

(or a pvssy to a cock fight)

ahem, let me check the divisional stats....

hmmm.... ok, well I'll be danged if the Raiders aren't tied for first in the division!

But wait... didn't the Cheeps lose to the Raiders (checking divisional stats again)...

yeah, it says right here that the Raiders whoooped the Cheeps here just recently, and the Raiders also have a better divisional record....

I'm going to very humbly and timidly ask if whether or not that means we ARE #1 in the division

(scratches head)
I don't know, you tell me?

**Shol'va** · 11-21-2010, 07:14 PM

Hey TR did you watch that game today of CHIEFS against Arizona Cardinals??????? We whoooped their butts at ARROWHEAD..31-13...You can expect the same treatment of yer TRAITERS ur um Raiders when they get to ARROWHEAD also..

**lifeforce0019** · 11-21-2010, 07:51 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Problem with the old style Mexican week is that it burns harsh and can give you a sore throat.

So who do you guys lose to next week?

Steelers 35 - Raiders 3! Oops! Even the referee's couldn't help the hapless Raiders today!

**Times Roman** · 11-21-2010, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by lifeforce0019

Steelers 35 - Raiders 3! Oops! Even the referee's couldn't help the hapless Raiders today!

sh1t! why did I even open this thread?

**Shol'va** · 11-21-2010, 10:51 PM

Ok Ole Man By The Sea....Lets do the math here..What well it looks like The Kansas City Chiefs Are Alone In First Place In The AFC West.....But Wait..... There's more... They Are 5 and O at Home........How Bout Them Raiders..........

**Shol'va** · 11-21-2010, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

sh1t! why did I even open this thread?

Alzheimers Maybe? Or that smog finally got to you out there in Earthquakeville, or you could just be a glutten for punishment....

**Shol'va** · 11-21-2010, 11:03 PM

I hate to say I told you so but......
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_--MhekOlM

**Times Roman** · 11-22-2010, 08:36 AM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Ok Ole Man By The Sea....Lets do the math here..What well it looks like The Kansas City Chiefs Are Alone In First Place In The AFC West.....But Wait..... There's more... They Are 5 and O at Home........How Bout Them Raiders..........

Math? MATH??

No one said we had to do any stinkin math today!?

**Times Roman** · 11-22-2010, 08:39 AM

I was screaming at the TV (kinda like my woman... never listens!), screaming to throw out Campbell and put in (checkin to see if I spelled it right, eh?) Gradkowski. Finally got my wish at the end of the third quarter. But by then, it was too late. So, the squealers finally get the W.

And dam! the cheeps won yesterday too! friggin amazing!!!

**Shol'va** · 11-22-2010, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

Math? MATH??

No one said we had to do any stinkin math today!?

Ok screw the math...lets do science and physics..Your Raiders still have a chance given the rotation of the earth on its axis in conjunction with the gravitational pull of the moon, taking into account for thousands of years of doppler shift, according to M-Theory...yeah well it just aint gonna happen this year mate. The Raiders are kind of like a Rodney King Effect...beaten till senseless....or better yet down and out in Beverly Hills....

**Times Roman** · 11-23-2010, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

Ok screw the math...lets do science and physics..Your Raiders still have a chance given the rotation of the earth on its axis in conjunction with the gravitational pull of the moon, taking into account for thousands of years of doppler shift, according to M-Theory...yeah well it just aint gonna happen this year mate. The Raiders are kind of like a Rodney King Effect...beaten till senseless....or better yet down and out in Beverly Hills....

sure.... kick me when I'm down.... but ya missed my liver, and my kidneys aren't too severely bruised yet.... so here, if I stand up, and spread my legs like this, you can take the point of your toe and kick me square in the nutts to achieve the desired effect.

**Shol'va** · 11-28-2010, 06:15 PM

Hey TR ... How About Those Kansas City Chiefs Now??? They are playing in Seattle and there is about 2 minutes left and the score is....KC- 42, and Seattle- 24. By the way how is your Precious Raiders doing these days ole boy? Not one to rub it in but....

It's ok though as your Traitors will get to play at Arrowhead soon so they still have a chance to go to the superbowl...NOT This Year Though

**Times Roman** · 11-28-2010, 10:13 PM

"Hey TR ... How About Those Kansas City Chiefs Now" (whine snivvle)

I hear this high pitch buzzing noise in my ear. Oh wait, is that you Shol'va?

blah blah blah

(I knew the Raiders couldn't keep it up for long)