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    My present was...

    I had sex with a hot girl who also has the same first name as I do.

    Sex was yummy

    and now I can cross off "sex with a girl who has same first name as I do" from my list.

    Been trying to do that for years.

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    If I ever meet a girl with my first name I'll run from him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    As soon as he finds somewhere to set his purse down...
    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    Someone hold my purse so I can whip this mans a$$!
    You guys are dicks lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReX357 View Post
    Buddy, I'm manly enough to pull it off. Trust me I don't look like a , more like the kind of guy that'll punch a hole through your skull.
    "Gay"

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    ^^^^ LOL, "it's not a purse, it's satchel!"^^^^

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    man id love to get one of those back scratchers, been looking for a good on everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    man id love to get one of those back scratchers, been looking for a good on everywhere
    ahaha guess whos back, back again

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    man id love to get one of those back scratchers, been looking for a good on everywhere
    Damn ranging I haven't seen you around for a while. Any great stories during your time away lol.

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    HEY BOZ

    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Damn ranging I haven't seen you around for a while. Any great stories during your time away lol.


    lol hey buddy, yea account was suspended for awhile but seems to be back, so guess im back lol

    although id like to change my avatar coz i look like a scrawny ****, but havent got privilges yet


    got a few stories but nothing comapred to wat im guessing your refering to

    and btw havent attemped it again lol, kinda permanently scarred

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    Sup ranging1, we need another good girlfriend poop story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    HEY BOZ





    lol hey buddy, yea account was suspended for awhile but seems to be back, so guess im back lol

    although id like to change my avatar coz i look like a scrawny ****, but havent got privilges yet


    got a few stories but nothing comapred to wat im guessing your refering to

    and btw havent attemped it again lol, kinda permanently scarred
    Haha yeah that's the one I was talking about. If anything was ever gonna keep me away from a womans ass that would be the closest thing to doing it.

    Sounds like you put on some size while u were gone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Lol. There he is.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    Sup ranging1, we need another good girlfriend poop story.
    Girls poop?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
    Sup ranging1, we need another good girlfriend poop story.
    lmfao dw man if i do anything stupid ill keep ya updated

    man cant beleive all you guys still arent going to let me live that one down

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Haha yeah that's the one I was talking about. If anything was ever gonna keep me away from a womans ass that would be the closest thing to doing it.

    Sounds like you put on some size while u were gone.
    lmfao hahahaha glad i helped

    yea pretty happy where im sitting at now, will post pics n update my avatar weneva my account has privilages

    how have u been coming along since i been gone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruary17 View Post
    Girls poop?
    trust me bro they do

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    trust me bro they do
    ohh nooo ranging1 shitz is back!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    lmfao hahahaha glad i helped

    yea pretty happy where im sitting at now, will post pics n update my avatar weneva my account has privilages

    how have u been coming along since i been gone?

    I wish I could say I have. I fell off for a little bit but I'm good now. Trt has worked wonders for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    ohh nooo ranging1 shitz is back!!
    admit you missed me

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    I wish I could say I have. I fell off for a little bit but I'm good now. Trt has worked wonders for me.

    great to hear, wat kind of dose u running for TRT?

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    Hey ranging1, whats ur stats bro?

    260lbs @ 5% or what?

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ranging1 View Post
    admit you missed me




    great to hear, wat kind of dose u running for TRT?
    200 mg week

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