condom question

**gixxerboy1** · 01-02-2011, 06:27 PM

ok i'm being serious here.

I havent used a condom in like 6 or 7 years. My new girl isnt on the pill yet cause she has been single for a while and is making me use them.

I bought regular durex and they hurt. So i bought magnums. She thinks they are to tight. I though they are supposed to be tight so they dont come off. But when i take the condom off i got a ring around my c0ck from the rubber.

So what am i supposed to use. My shit aint that big. I really thought it was around average.

And yes dsm you can come give me a custom fitting.

**Shol'va** · 01-02-2011, 06:34 PM

There have been numerous safety related issues associated with condoms lately. A friend of mine was wearing a condom thinking he was safe and he got hit by a bus.

**Times Roman** · 01-02-2011, 06:35 PM

isn't it funny how anytime we have a fukked up topic on a thread like this one, we always anticipate DSM's response?

I hate friggin rain coats, is why I ended up getting cut.

Just tell yer girl to give you oral until she gets on the BC pill....??

**Times Roman** · 01-02-2011, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

There have been numerous safety related issues associated with condoms lately. A friend of mine was wearing a condom thinking he was safe and he got hit by a bus.

OK.. that was kinda funny.... hit by a bus! =)

**38jumper38** · 01-02-2011, 06:44 PM

hit by a bus??????????Maybe I'll try use when go skydiving......................................... .

**biggerisbetter1827** · 01-02-2011, 06:45 PM

I hate condoms.....but I usually use trojan sensi thin (i think thats what they are called) they are alright haven't really experimented with any others though....
As for the birth control tell your gf to go with the nuva ring instead....she just shoves it in her vagina and doesn't have to worry about popping pills everyday....and she takes it out when its that time of the month.
My ex used it we never had any scares at all and I always went without a condom....great thing about it too is you can know for sure shes using... it everytime you finger bang her you can feel it up there (it gave me a kind of security) LOL

**gixxerboy1** · 01-02-2011, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

isn't it funny how anytime we have a fukked up topic on a thread like this one, we always anticipate DSM's response?

I hate friggin rain coats, is why I ended up getting cut.

Just tell yer girl to give you oral until she gets on the BC pill....??

oh i hate them too. why do you think its been so long since ive used them.

she is starting the pill but it takes a month or so to be effective. Neither of us are going to wait then long for some ass.

**stack_it** · 01-02-2011, 06:48 PM

I don't use them but if a girl makes me it's usually just whatever available. They've always fit really tight on me but I just thought that's how there supposed to be. I'm a few inches above average but not Ron Jeremy.

This is gonna be something where you just gotta try a few out. Find a day you and your girl are both off and spend the day trying new ones out. It's a win win lol

**gixxerboy1** · 01-02-2011, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I don't use them but if a girl makes me it's usually just whatever available. They've always fit really tight on me but I just thought that's how there supposed to be. I'm a few inches above average but not Ron Jeremy.

This is gonna be something where you just gotta try a few out. Find a day you and your girl are both off and spend the day trying new ones out. It's a win win lol

your idea sounds good but i dont even know what else to try if magnum's are too tight. A ziplock and duct tape?

**stack_it** · 01-02-2011, 06:56 PM

You could always try the female condoms

**stevey_6t9** · 01-02-2011, 07:05 PM

your obviovsly john holmes or ron jeremy so just use a shower curtain

**Hoggage_54** · 01-02-2011, 07:09 PM

**yungone501** · 01-02-2011, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

your obviovsly john holmes or ron jeremy so just use 2 shower curtain

This was the only solution that worked for me.

**BgMc31** · 01-02-2011, 07:21 PM

Magnum XLs are larger than regular Magnums. I pretty well endowed and since Magnums were a little on the small side for me, I got the XLs and they are fine. If the Magnum XLs are too big, I suggest using the Magnum Exstacy condoms. The new design makes them tight only at the base and a couple inches above, then they are a little looser from there up. I have found these work as well.

**BgMc31** · 01-02-2011, 07:23 PM

..........

**Ernst** · 01-02-2011, 08:02 PM

I wonder how on earth condoms are made, as they don't seem to actually fit anyone.

**gixxerboy1** · 01-02-2011, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst

I wonder how on earth condoms are made, as they don't seem to actually fit anyone.

maybe they are like everything else made in China. So they are diesigned for asians

**drdeath613** · 01-02-2011, 10:21 PM

lol just dont buy them from a discount store where all the brands are mixed up in one huge box iv caught and turned in 7 people going around a putting holes in the condoms with a needle

**stack_it** · 01-02-2011, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

lol just dont buy them from a discount store where all the brands are mixed up in one huge box iv caught and turned in 7 people going around a putting holes in the condoms with a needle

Just out of curiosity, how have you caught so many people doing this? Did your local neighborhood watch assign you to guard condom bowls? Lol

**D.Pump** · 01-02-2011, 10:46 PM

Try the exctacy ones theyre supposed to be loose everywhere but the top.

**Shol'va** · 01-02-2011, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

I don't use them but if a girl makes me it's usually just whatever available. They've always fit really tight on me but I just thought that's how there supposed to be. I'm a few inches above average but not Ron Jeremy.

This is gonna be something where you just gotta try a few out. Find a day you and your girl are both off and spend the day trying new ones out. It's a win win lol

PM me a pic for verification.

**stack_it** · 01-02-2011, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

PM me a pic for verification.

I just ordered a new wide angle lens for my camera. I'll be sure to snap a pic when it comes in.

**calgarian** · 01-02-2011, 11:38 PM

one think to look for gixxer dont go for ultra thin they ripped after 3 or 4 real inense push in.....let her complain u r doing for her...u endu enjoying it anyway

**drdeath613** · 01-03-2011, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Just out of curiosity, how have you caught so many people doing this? Did your local neighborhood watch assign you to guard condom bowls? Lol

i was a under cover rent a pig for 6 years after being a rent a pig for 2 years walking around in a mall

**D3m3nt3d** · 01-03-2011, 07:30 AM

I have the same problem dude and I'm no Ron Jeremy. Regular sized ones choke me to the point I can't carry a full erection. Unfortunately, newly separated I am back to using these bitches too after years without them. I just use the different flavors of Trojan and deal with it.

Or, like this weekend, decorate the girls stomach.

**DSM4Life** · 01-03-2011, 08:53 AM

**-Ender-** · 01-03-2011, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

ok i'm being serious here.

I havent used a condom in like 6 or 7 years. My new girl isnt on the pill yet cause she has been single for a while and is making me use them.

I bought regular durex and they hurt. So i bought magnums. She thinks they are to tight. I though they are supposed to be tight so they dont come off. But when i take the condom off i got a ring around my c0ck from the rubber.

So what am i supposed to use. My shit aint that big. I really thought it was around average.

And yes dsm you can come give me a custom fitting.

Originally Posted by BgMc31

Magnum XLs are larger than regular Magnums. I pretty well endowed and since Magnums were a little on the small side for me, I got the XLs and they are fine. If the Magnum XLs are too big, I suggest using the Magnum Exstacy condoms. The new design makes them tight only at the base and a couple inches above, then they are a little looser from there up. I have found these work as well.

^looks like you've got your answer right there.

OR you could just bang her in the ass for awhile.

And what is this forum coming to?!
so many replies and I'm the first one to mention it!!?

Come on guys!

**D3m3nt3d** · 01-03-2011, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by BgMc31

Magnum XLs are larger than regular Magnums. I pretty well endowed and since Magnums were a little on the small side for me, I got the XLs and they are fine. If the Magnum XLs are too big, I suggest using the Magnum Exstacy condoms. The new design makes them tight only at the base and a couple inches above, then they are a little looser from there up. I have found these work as well.

Big penis'd fukker

**DSM4Life** · 01-03-2011, 10:20 AM

Just use a ziplock bag. You can get like 10 uses out of each one.

**sixoner** · 01-03-2011, 10:40 AM

lmfao at ziplok.

if this is where we are going to be frugal then I say saran wrap cost less than ziploks and you get more plastic..or bangs for the buck I guess, pun intended

**DSM4Life** · 01-03-2011, 10:41 AM

Originally Posted by sixoner

lmfao at ziplok.

if this is where we are going to be frugal then I say saran wrap cost less than ziploks and you get more plastic..or bangs for the buck I guess, pun intended

I like the ziploks because after you use the bag you can then store your lunch and go on your way.

**winston06** · 01-03-2011, 11:35 AM

never used them....

**crazy_rocks** · 01-03-2011, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

i love pics like that when they mess with it in your pants. it feels crazy when they put their mouth on it through pants or underwear...sorry about the hijack

to the discussion. i have same problem. regular trojans fit kinda annoying. then i can fill in a magnum but it can kinda slip after awhile. what to do , what to do

**sixoner** · 01-03-2011, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life;5477***

I like the ziploks because after you use the bag you can then store your lunch and go on your way.

I like to eat before I hit it..

**CMB** · 01-03-2011, 08:44 PM

Listen to me.

Go to a store and buy the trojan pleasure pack. It has 4 different condoms in it. Try them all. Which ever one you feel works the best and is the most comfortable, get it

.

P.S. Twisted pleasure by trojan is the best IMO.

**BgMc31** · 01-03-2011, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Big penis'd fukker

HAHAHAHA! I don't brag, I like to think my d*ck is proportioned with the rest of my body. I'm tall, big, not really a fatty (but to most here I am, lol), big hands and feet, long arms, so I think it would be even more embarrassing if I had a 6-7" d*ck on a body as large as mine. LOL!!! It would be like me wearing a size 10 or even size 12 shoe. I just wouldn't look right! LOL!