Zyzz

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 05:20 PM

Originally Posted by RaZr

Your just JELLY

god how did you know.....fml

**Fowles** · 02-09-2011, 05:28 PM

12 pages lol.

is it only the misc postin now?

**Flagg** · 02-09-2011, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by denon

all of the guys hating are just jelly

Fvck off back to 4Chan you cvnt.

**JScondition** · 02-09-2011, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

come on me bro, more like lol

miscer checking in... and forum member is this real life?????

**Hoggage_54** · 02-09-2011, 05:44 PM

A "Zyzz" is a lifestyle stereotype, and slang shorthand derived from the common first name "Aziz" (pronounced "Ziz"), used within some ethnic bodybuilding circles in the West.

Closely associated with an ostentatious, steroid -fueled bodybuilding lifestyle, a typical Zyzz is a young man from an Middle Eastern background who is fixated upon their own physical appearance, with a particular focus on muscle development.

A Zyzz is stylistically related to the 'guido' or 'wog', but unlike the guido who hails from Italian roots, a Zyzz will be of an Arab, or Iranian ethnic background. A Zyzz is also specifically focused on the gym lifestyle, differing from the guido's slightly wider spectrum of sleazy activities.

Like their cultural cousin the guido, a Zyzz may loudly play dance music, bleach their teeth, live in the gym, frequent tanning salons, get highly visible tattoos, cosmetic surgery, and will wear clothes & other items aimed at attracting attention to themselves.

A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their 'boasts' come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.

A typical Zyzz wants others to believe they are fantastic ("fully sick brah!"), at least according to the shallow value-system of some greasy world-view. To this end, a Zyzz will seek out followers, gaining low-IQ sycophants in the process.

**boz** · 02-09-2011, 05:48 PM

Love him or hate him, either way he has had an amazing transformation. I don't mind him, I reckon he needs more mass though.

**dec11** · 02-09-2011, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by JScondition

miscer checking in... and forum member is this real life?????

lol, he looks like he couldnt beat snow off a rope

**JohnnyVegas** · 02-09-2011, 05:49 PM

^^^ The definition of "Zyzz" above is well researched and written. I give it an A+.

**denon** · 02-09-2011, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

lol, he looks like he couldnt beat snow off a rope

hey dec reply to my thread in the insulin forum!!

**dec11** · 02-09-2011, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by boz

Love him or hate him, either way he has had an amazing transformation. I don't mind him, I reckon he needs more mass though.

careful you could be opening yourself to ridicule with talk like that lol

**dec11** · 02-09-2011, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by hmmm yum yum zeddy

hey dec reply to my thread in the insulin forum!!

na, this is much beter fun

**denon** · 02-09-2011, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by boz

Love him or hate him, either way he has had an amazing transformation. I don't mind him, I reckon he needs more mass though.

wait wait wait.... are you THE bozz????

**JScondition** · 02-09-2011, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

A "Zyzz" is a lifestyle stereotype, and slang shorthand derived from the common first name "Aziz" (pronounced "Ziz"), used within some ethnic bodybuilding circles in the West.

Closely associated with an ostentatious, steroid -fueled bodybuilding lifestyle, a typical Zyzz is a young man from an Middle Eastern background who is fixated upon their own physical appearance, with a particular focus on muscle development.

A Zyzz is stylistically related to the 'guido' or 'wog', but unlike the guido who hails from Italian roots, a Zyzz will be of an Arab, or Iranian ethnic background. A Zyzz is also specifically focused on the gym lifestyle, differing from the guido's slightly wider spectrum of sleazy activities.

Like their cultural cousin the guido, a Zyzz may loudly play dance music, bleach their teeth, live in the gym, frequent tanning salons, get highly visible tattoos, cosmetic surgery, and will wear clothes & other items aimed at attracting attention to themselves.

A Zyzz type ethnic douchebag is often pathologically self-aggrandizing, and will alienate others with their attention seeking & wild claims. To others, the majority of their 'boasts' come across as vainglorious, and grounded in narcissistic fantasy.

A typical Zyzz wants others to believe they are fantastic ("fully sick brah!"), at least according to the shallow value-system of some greasy world-view. To this end, a Zyzz will seek out followers, gaining low-IQ sycophants in the process.

zyzz is more than just a man. zyzz is an idea. zyzz is a way of life. zyzz is the son of lesser zeus.

zyzz has transcended the divine.

one day God was lurking the misc and he came across a pic of zyzz - even a divine being such as him could do nothing but 'mire in awe of his aesthetics and glory.

the great zyzz is so powerful that he vanquished the fat phaggot germanic without ever responding to a single thread or post of said fatty.

zyzz rule spreads beyond just the Misc forum of bb.com
a single pic of zyzz was posted on some russian website - it recieved over 250k views in a few short days.

zyzz went from a few hundred reps to over 3000 in mere seconds after posting a thread about a vid that wasn't even released yet - while enduring multiple mod negs at the same time (or so it has been said).

and I have not even begun to speak about Chestbrahh or Babolimp...

**Noles12** · 02-09-2011, 06:18 PM

Chestbrah is another buttbro of Zyzz. He is admired over there too

**denon** · 02-09-2011, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Noles12

Chestbrah is another buttbro of Zyzz. He is admired over there too

lol chestbrahh is his brother

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by denon

lol chestbrahh is his brother

and what exactly are you to him?

**Bojangles69** · 02-09-2011, 06:34 PM

If this thread goes to page 13 I will find the highest building I can to jump off of.

**denon** · 02-09-2011, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by 9za4ck4

and what exactly are you to him?

hmm idk

**Hoggage_54** · 02-09-2011, 06:40 PM

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bojangles69

If this thread goes to page 13 I will find the highest building I can to jump off of.

can i have all your posts before you go?

you know its gonna happen the zyzz thread is funny you know it

**denon** · 02-09-2011, 06:45 PM

come on guys 13 pages!!!

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 06:47 PM

how close is it anyway?

**JScondition** · 02-09-2011, 06:55 PM

**tramar** · 02-09-2011, 06:57 PM

**RaginCajun** · 02-09-2011, 07:48 PM

WOW!!!!!!!!!!! this shit is hilarious! come at me bro! love it!

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 08:13 PM

Originally Posted by Shol'va

lmao!!!

**stevey_6t9** · 02-09-2011, 08:33 PM

the age of aesthetics is upon us all!!!

**dec11** · 02-09-2011, 08:41 PM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

the age of aesthetics is upon us all!!!

damn, i need to cut

can you get any of tht downunder zyzz secret formula?

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

damn, i need to cut

can you get any of tht downunder zyzz secret formula?

just come at him brah

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by chi

just come at him brah

i thought thats how he got big, by getting that allllll natural protein

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by 9za4ck4

i thought thats how he got big, by getting that allllll natural protein

i thought that protein was called mirin?

**dec11** · 02-09-2011, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by chi

i thought that protein was called mirin?

and made by muscletech?

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

and made by muscletech?

yes you mad?

**stevey_6t9** · 02-09-2011, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by chi

i thought that protein was called mirin?

was it jelly flavor?

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 09:44 PM

Originally Posted by chi

yes you mad?

yeah im mad......

**stevey_6t9** · 02-09-2011, 09:45 PM

heres zyzz making cell tech

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by stevey_6t9

was it jelly flavor?

no it was salty

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by 9za4ck4

yeah im mad......

come at me then

**chi** · 02-09-2011, 09:47 PM

how cool is zitt when he goes to 7-11 and asks the clerk if they carry stanozol? I mean thats stand up humor right there, I never heard of the term right cvnt before but it sure as hell fits.

**9za4ck4** · 02-09-2011, 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by chi

come at me then

im a punk b*tch, let me go do some test and tren first

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