Zyzz

[blazerelf]

yep, he died of a heart attack for our sins (cheat meals).

where the fk you got that pic from lol.

[stevey_6t9]

where the fk you got that pic from lol.

thai sauna security camera

[dec11]

thai sauna security camera

lmao

[DSM4Life]

Zyzz never cheated.

[stevey_6t9]

[dec11]

kinda hard to tell which is the woman

[toooosmall]

kinda hard to tell which is the woman

rule of thumb...the one that fixes the hair the most is the gal...so, I'm not sure what to think yet.....

[DSM4Life]

kinda hard to tell which is the woman

Everytime she gets in front of the camera and blocks him he sort of pushes her out the way. lol love it.

[blazerelf]

Hey but we should give some credit to the kid; at the beggining ppl kept saying he was gay & that he was around mens only. :P

[Shol'va]

Hey but we should give some credit to the kid; at the beggining ppl kept saying he was gay & that he was around mens only. :P

He wasn't gay but his B/F is.

[blazerelf]

He wasn't gay but his B/F is.

His BF? ISINT that the small guy called Babo?

[Twist]

He's like, "bitch move your leg I'm staring at myself."

[toooosmall]

....

[jasc]

definitely gay... u see how awkward he looked kissing her?

[stevey_6t9]

new zyzz tribute videooooo

fuarrr

[Shol'va]

Zyzz was spotted chanting to the gods to take him home

[bjpennnn]

i am miring

[dec11]

shol'va careful with posting things like that, you could come off highly offensive to other members from UK/IRE

[Shol'va]

shol'va careful with posting things like that, you could come off highly offensive to other members from UK/IRE

Yeah your probably right on. My apologies to anyone who was offended. Sometimes me keyboard goes faster than me pea brain. Being American in America and Isolated pretty much from everything non American related we don't realize how some issues are still very touchy. Isn't that chapter over or is it still very much a touchy subject?

[dec11]

Yeah your probably right on. My apologies to anyone who was offended except my cousin Erick. He's doin time in Wheatfield I think.

yeah, the whole paramilitary thing can be a touchy subject here, i personally couldnt give a shit about it all, we're all people as far as im concerned

[plisk]

LMFAO at the tags on this thread

[rhino6218]

holy crap...someone tell the toolbag whom this thread is about, that you dont have to act like an idiot cuz you put 25lbs on an ectomorph frame and got spray tanned. we have a place for that. its called the "night show of the bb'ing competitions."

[jasc]

holy crap...someone tell the toolbag whom this thread is about, that you dont have to act like an idiot cuz you put 25lbs on an ectomorph frame and got spray tanned. we have a place for that. its called the "night show of the bb'ing competitions."

Might be hard to tell someone who is dead....

[Narkissos]

holy crap...someone tell the toolbag whom this thread is about, that you dont have to act like an idiot cuz you put 25lbs on an ectomorph frame and got spray tanned. we have a place for that. its called the "night show of the bb'ing competitions."

Might be hard to tell someone who is dead....

[RaZr]

I cant believe this thread is still going, i took like a 4 month break from the forums and its still goin strong!

[Twist]

I cant believe this thread is still going, i took like a 4 month break from the forums and its still goin strong!

Seriously. STOP BUMPING THIS THREAD

[Shol'va]

Obsession... No Longer By Calvin Klein.....

oh internet

Zyzz

It's not Zed Y Zed Zed, it's not Zizz, It's fackin ZEEEEEZ Brah!!

Known For: Aesthetics, Troll, Motivation

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Summary

He is known for trolling, being "Aesthetic", and his way of life.
Origins

Zyzz, as stated many times by him, was a persona that was acted for the Lulz.
Although his persona was an act, people from all over the world admired his way of life; they named it the "Zyzz Ideology" or "Zyzzology".
The National Roadtrip

He wasy in some crappy reality show called National Roadtrip. (Note that he is only interesting person on it)

Rise to fame

After his first video was uploaded, users of 4chan and Misc took notice of him because of his use of Internet Memes and his perfectly proportional body, which he elected to deface with tattoos.

Internet users started quoting Zyzz IRL, "Come at me bro", "U mad", and so on. So it was spread like the plague.

The epidemic got out of control and thousands of people looked up to him as a God. He gained great power and recognition for trolling and being motivational for bodybuilders.
Current status

On August 11, 2011, Zyzz died of a heart defect at the age of 22.

His die-hard fanbase continues to grow to this day. Here's a perfect example:


As long as I'm breathing, Zyzz will be heralded as a king. Here's why:

1. He's better looking than you. Don't try to deny it, you'll end up looking like an idiot.
2. He has charisma and charm. Women love him and fight for his attention.
3. He f*cks loads of hot bitches. And not like 9.5's and 9.7's. He only f*cks 10/10 hot chicks.
4. He has an IQ of 143. That's right, he's a genius with the body of a God, pretty cool huh?
5. He can make women orgasm just by flexing. This has been proven on many occasions.
6. Did I mention he's better than you in every measurable way?

Yeah, Zyzz is f*cking awesome, it's true and it's scientific fact. He is literally the closest thing to perfection the human species has ever produced. I feel privileged to be alive at the same time as him. I wish I was a woman so I could offer myself to him to f*cking then discard like a plaything.

Zyzz deserves boatloads of the best looking women from around the world shipped to him so he can pick and choose between them. Every single human male should be castrated because there is no need for any other male to breed. Anything not coming from the loins of Zyzz is just INFERIOR and SPOILED and USELESS. Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror, look at every flaw on my face and body, and it's then I realize how utterly flawless HE is. He is the epitome of aesthetic, he is the textbook definition of perfection. Zyzz is amazing and I would do anything for him, I would KILL YOU without hesitation if he asked me to. Who am I to go against the will of a divine being?

YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO HIM. NEITHER AM I. You should learn your place, weakling.

Haters gonna hate!

Zyzz Zyzz

Famous Quote

Come At Me Bro
U jelly?
U Mirin' my aesthetics son?
U mad (insert pause here) brah?
Fuark/Fwoah/Phwoaaaar/Pwoahhhhhhh
Zyzz, son of Zeus
You seem preturbed

Facts

He took steroids

He takes party pills

He is a Hedonist

[RaZr]

Is he really dead?

[bjpennnn]

I will never let this thread die

[stevey_6t9]

breaking news: zyzz wins 2011 mr olympia

[jbm]

[Shol'va]

Talk about morbid. Now there's a pic of zyzz dead body floating on the net. Supposedly taken at the funeral home. I won't post it here out of respect.

[dec11]

Talk about morbid. Now there's a pic of zyzz dead body floating on the net. Supposedly taken at the funeral home. I won't post it here out of respect.

you know you want to

[Shol'va]

No seriously

[Shol'va]

Really I couldn't

[Shol'va]

Nope

[stevey_6t9]

Talk about morbid. Now there's a pic of zyzz dead body floating on the net. Supposedly taken at the funeral home. I won't post it here out of respect.

lol of course it was a fake, just imagine a photo like this with the aesthetics crew...

[Shol'va]

lol of course it was a fake, just imagine a photo like this with the aesthetics crew...

A little photoshopping and bada bing bada boom we'd have him in the box.

[Shol'va]

No I wont go there

[Shol'va]

Well...maybe