Who is that one girl who you hope is at the gym when your there?

**JDawg1536** · 02-16-2011, 04:42 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

ok u r not in the same league kid.........good that u think u r sex expert

You mean a "sexpert."

I usually don't pay much attention to women in the gym. I don't like to inflate egos or distract from my workout, but last weekend I saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life. I mean like I would murder my own mother to marry this woman [just kidding, mom (yes, my mom posts here)]. She was so gorgeous that the dude working out across the way from me came over to me right after a set of squats when I was hunched over dripping sweat with headphones in and asked me if it would be weird if he smelled the machine she just finished using. I said hell no.

**dec11** · 02-16-2011, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by MACHINE5150

haha.. funny you say that i was wearing my rugby shorts at the temple bar pub on sat cause i spilt a pint on my jeans and had em in my bag.. my friends bet me to go in there, and i told em i would if they would bet me 20 quid that i could get three free drinks in the first hour.. none of them were willing to go in with me.. haha.. that place is a bit too gay.. i can handle gays doing their own thing in their own place but a club full of trannies and gays making out with each other just makes my skin crawl.

i was very nearly put on tht door by the security company i worked for, vomit!!! lol

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-16-2011, 07:26 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

ok u r not in the same league kid.........good that u think u r sex expert

what league? no thinkn to it lol

**calgarian** · 02-16-2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

what league? no thinkn to it lol

league of grown ups....never mind u will not understand this too young.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-16-2011, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

league of grown ups....never mind u will not understand this too young.

o, hatin on me cuz my age, damn bro

**layeazy** · 02-16-2011, 10:51 PM

dont tell me buttery is still a virgin? goodness me butters

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-16-2011, 10:54 PM

lol no, i just dont get y im discriminated for age lol

**dips** · 02-16-2011, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Superhero d-bolman

Hey guys I'm wondering who is that special supplement... the one that naturally raises your motivation to stay for workout the higher then any stimulant/steroid out there.... I'm talking about your dream girl who comes to the gym. My dream girl.... She's actually really buff and i suspect she's taking steroids, don't worry though shes not too buff shes benches 160 she told me, and she has no manly voice or anything. Whenever i see her, especially with the juice, i have this urge to just go on manpilot and talk to her, and see if there's any chance i can get in bed with her.... She's so fine she has brown hair, shes in her late 20s, man I'd plow the shit out of her.

i just want to see my girlfriend there, that way i know shes not out 'having pizza with the family' or 'ice cream with the nephew.' im terrified of marrying a girl who just lets herself go. im extremely attracted to a toned body, but im even more attracted to the discipline and dedication it takes and the idea of someone wanting to better themselves.

**JohnnyVegas** · 02-17-2011, 12:41 AM

I have a new favorite girl at the gym. Not a specific girl, but a type of girl. Fitness girl that stops doing the elliptical every time her phone rings because she can't talk and walk (what do you call ellipticaling?) at the same time. So she cools down, finally starts up again, gets going, stops to talk on the phone again. She is never going to lost that weight, but I wonder if she goes home and tells her boyfriend "damn, I was at the gym for an hour...I am tired."

**yungone501** · 02-17-2011, 07:54 AM

Top this one guys: that woman at the gym, whom yall are talking about, is now my girlfriend and is a month pregnant.

Now we work out together in our home gym...and shes still just as hot!!!

**drdeath613** · 02-17-2011, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by MACHINE5150

i just wish my ass didnt hurt so much

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wow bro we didnt need to know all that

**calgarian** · 02-17-2011, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

o, hatin on me cuz my age, damn bro

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

lol no, i just dont get y im discriminated for age lol

i was just pulling ur legs ...if it was DSM he would be spreading them

**drdeath613** · 02-17-2011, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i was just pulling ur legs ...if it was DSM he would be spreading them

not true dsm only spreads cheeks he would prefer you keep your knees together it makes it tighter

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-17-2011, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by calgarian

i was just pulling ur legs ...if it was dsm he would be spreading them

lmfao!!!!!

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-17-2011, 10:03 AM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

not true dsm only spreads cheeks he would prefer you keep your knees together it makes it tighter

lmao!!!!! tear lol

**DSM4Life** · 02-17-2011, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

not true dsm only spreads cheeks he would prefer you keep your knees together it makes it tighter

This man speaks the truth.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-17-2011, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

This man speaks the truth.

lol u cant have me, my butters too smooth and young lol

**DSM4Life** · 02-17-2011, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

lol u cant have me, my butters too smooth and young lol

I don't want smooth. Im not really into twinks.

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-17-2011, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by DSM4Life

I don't want smooth. Im not really into twinks.

lmao

**D3m3nt3d** · 02-17-2011, 12:20 PM

The Hispanic janitor at my gym does it for me.

**drdeath613** · 02-17-2011, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by BUTTERYGOODNESS

lol u cant have me, my butters too smooth and young lol

nothing a day on the beach and a little sand cant take care of and as far as the young part you know the saying if theres grass on the out field time to play with his balls

**calgarian** · 02-17-2011, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

The Hispanic janitor at my gym does it for me.

does what? fvck u in the ass?

**D3m3nt3d** · 02-17-2011, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by calgarian

does what? fvck u in the ass?

Shut
The
Phuck
Up
Biotch.

**layeazy** · 02-17-2011, 04:15 PM

The muscle women how they eye ball after a set And im thinking mmmm i wanna get the oil out and wrestle...

**calgarian** · 02-17-2011, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d

Shut
The
Phuck
Up
Biotch.

wow is it that time of month?

**BUTTERYGOODNESS** · 02-17-2011, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by drdeath613

nothing a day on the beach and a little sand cant take care of and as far as the young part you know the saying if theres grass on the out field time to play with his balls

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now dsm is reconsidering