Beer or Pepsi... the intellectual thread

**Times Roman** · 03-19-2011, 11:24 AM

Ya open the fridge and can't decide. So you go for the .....?

**l2elapse** · 03-19-2011, 11:39 AM

beer

**Hoggage_54** · 03-19-2011, 11:40 AM

beer

**Shol'va** · 03-19-2011, 11:48 AM

You close the fridge door and go to the coffee table for some coke.

Disclaimer: This is a joke (parody) and neither I nor this forum do any kind of illicit or illegal drugs of any kind nor do we condone the usage or promote the usage thereof. Whew, it's called cya (covering your azz).

**Times Roman** · 03-19-2011, 12:03 PM

it was a trick question since I have neither in my fridge.

But this is supposed to be an intellectual thread so that means any second now DSM is going to step in and set the record straight

**Shol'va** · 03-19-2011, 01:19 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

it was a trick question since I have neither in my fridge.

But this is supposed to be an intellectual thread so that means any second now DSM is going to step in Turn US All GAY

How do you turn a straight man gay?
I know everyone says you cant but what would be the best (not sexual ie:Jump on him in the shower) way of turning a straight man gay

Here's my five simple steps to turning a man gay:

1: Drugging: Drug them with Amyl Nitrate or another kind of popper. This will get them into a passive personality, like mine.

2: Convincing: Convince them that they're gay. When they protest, keep telling them. Get about 24 people they do and don't know.

3: Exposure: Expose the person to an attractive homosexual or gay pornography. Tell them they like it.

4: Acceptance: Tell them they'll accept it if they're gay, and leave them in privacy.

5: Recall: If they can't remember their drug experience, recall it with them and they will instantly be gay.

**drdeath613** · 03-19-2011, 01:37 PM

well i guess its true romans gay

**stack_it** · 03-19-2011, 02:02 PM

First of all why are you at the fridge getting you a beer and not the woman?

**Hoggage_54** · 03-19-2011, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

First of all why are you at the fridge getting you a beer and not the woman?

Excellent question...

**DSM4Life** · 03-19-2011, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Hoggage_54

beer

U hardcoring ?

**songdog** · 03-19-2011, 04:34 PM

PEPSI diet that is.

**Tigershark** · 03-19-2011, 09:59 PM

If you have both then go for the beer.

**wmaousley** · 03-20-2011, 12:39 AM

shhhhhhhhh Neither, Pepsi is Banned in My home, and Beer is Banned in the country I live in.

**Times Roman** · 03-20-2011, 02:27 AM

Originally Posted by stack_it

First of all why are you at the fridge getting you a beer and not the woman?

that's funny

well, for starts, and probably most importantly, no local woman for me that will get me a beer.

(sniff)

feeling sorry for me yet? (nawww... hell NO!)