Thread: Taking woman to bed
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03-30-2011, 09:17 AM #1
Taking woman to bed
TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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03-30-2011, 09:33 AM #2
and for men? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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03-30-2011, 09:49 AM #3
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03-30-2011, 10:09 AM #4
For men it is all the same: look at them and they are ready for bed.
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03-30-2011, 10:13 AM #5
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03-30-2011, 10:19 AM #6
^^^Good one
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03-30-2011, 10:39 AM #7
with no extras? as in Viagra, Cialis, Test C, Test P or Test E?
8.....loves any story
18.... "can't think" at all for any story
28....makes up any 'ole story to suit his purpose
38....he starts to wonder about his story
48....he despises his story
58....he tries to remember his story
68.....his story is a mirage
78.....his story is kaput
88....he is the story
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03-30-2011, 10:40 AM #8
as long he gets what he is after
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03-30-2011, 11:01 AM #9
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03-30-2011, 11:03 AM #10
just to clarify...i dont tell them stories...picture of cheese cake or tripple stack beef burger get them in the mood. and they are ready for any "kind" of "meat"
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03-30-2011, 11:04 AM #11
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03-30-2011, 11:07 AM #12
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03-30-2011, 11:54 AM #13
Creamy cake will work anytime anywhere.....smart man you are Cal!
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03-30-2011, 01:24 PM #14
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03-30-2011, 01:38 PM #15
I like a good bed time story
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03-30-2011, 02:32 PM #16
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03-30-2011, 03:05 PM #17
creamy cake huh? What about a creampie?
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03-31-2011, 02:13 AM #18
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03-31-2011, 04:40 AM #19
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03-31-2011, 05:43 AM #21
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03-31-2011, 07:02 AM #22
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03-31-2011, 10:08 AM #23
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03-31-2011, 10:09 AM #24
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03-31-2011, 10:25 AM #25
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03-31-2011, 10:28 AM #26
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03-31-2011, 10:32 AM #27
NOT that kind of cream pie sweetie
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03-31-2011, 10:47 AM #28
Slimmer....??? Cream pie isn't a pastry
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03-31-2011, 10:50 AM #29
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03-31-2011, 10:59 AM #30
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03-31-2011, 11:21 AM #31
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03-31-2011, 11:24 AM #32
sure... get technical on me!
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03-31-2011, 11:26 AM #33
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03-31-2011, 11:30 AM #34
you guys take it easy on Slimmer.... she aint rude, crude and obnoxious like the rest of us!
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03-31-2011, 11:38 AM #35
SlimmerMe's "Cutting" Creamiest Cream Pie Recipe:
28 egg whites
Blend just a bit but not too much since you want to keep the texture
Remove from blender
Note: No crust since trying to "cut" and not gain
Pour blended cream directly into mouth and swallow for savory creamy delight
and for those who want to gain, add a bit of hand-made whipped cream~
Enjoy!
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03-31-2011, 11:41 AM #36
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03-31-2011, 11:42 AM #37
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03-31-2011, 11:47 AM #38
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03-31-2011, 11:49 AM #39
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03-31-2011, 02:50 PM #40
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