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    How to pick up girls.

    Pretty dam funny, skip to 4:39 for a zyzz pickup.

    more funny pickup vids on there channel to.


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    Would need a strong back to pick up one of Cal's.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Would need a strong back to pick up one of Cal's.....
    i just show them my bicep no need to pick them up

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    "Bitch, I look like, goku!" Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i just show them my bison no need to pick them up
    sounds like bull?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    sounds like bull?
    well I am Taurus

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    that would explain it.

    any more fattie jokes?

    .... Cal's girlfriend so fat, she sat on a quarter and tears came out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    that would explain it.

    any more fattie jokes?

    .... Cal's girlfriend so fat, she sat on a quarter and tears came out....
    from quarter?

    wait which one of my GF's u r calling fat?

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    ^ all of them! Why? is that bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ^ all of them! Why? is that bad?
    oh if u calling all of them fat thats ok then ...cause some are fatter then others lol

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    I use to be a "pick up artist" before I met my gf and actually that is part of how I met my gf. 90% of it is confidence but not fake confidence...You need to literally believe that you are amazing! doesnt matter if you work at mcdonalds and live with your mom you need to own your life and and not make excuses for it.

    Eventually everything eles just falls into place and the last 10% if understand how women think and how to react to them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by awms View Post
    I use to be a "pick up artist" before I met my gf and actually that is part of how I met my gf. 90% of it is confidence but not fake confidence...You need to literally believe that you are amazing! doesnt matter if you work at mcdonalds and live with your mom you need to own your life and and not make excuses for it.

    Eventually everything eles just falls into place and the last 10% if understand how women think and how to react to them.
    sounds like a lot of work... I use pity... some women have it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    sounds like a lot of work... I use pity... some women have it
    i use chloroform, some women like the smell of it.

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    These guys are funny as shit, seen a few more of there vids before

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    oh if u calling all of them fat thats ok then ...cause some are fatter then others lol
    exactly. wouldn't want to hurt any of their feelings =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    exactly. wouldn't want to hurt any of their feelings =)
    Every time I do that I just buy them a combo on MacDonald. Wife was looking at the bank statement and saw charges from MacDonald and asked me "I thought you hated MacDonald"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lll4682 View Post
    lol I am stealing this
    which one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Every time I do that I just buy them a combo on MacDonald. Wife was looking at the bank statement and saw charges from MacDonald and asked me "I thought you hated MacDonald"
    Cal's girlfriends so fat, they have to go to McDonalds before they go to BurgerKing just to get warmed up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Cal's girlfriends so fat, they have to go to McDonalds before they go to BurgerKing just to get warmed up
    after that they get meat sweats while making love to me.....

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    meat sweats?

    that sounds pretty intense?

    does that come with BBQ sauce?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    meat sweats?

    that sounds pretty intense?

    does that come with BBQ sauce?
    no with condom.........and i m intense guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    no with condom.........and i m intense guy
    why condom? Cals girlfriends so fat (and ugly) that they ALWAYS a virgin (and no STD)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    why condom? Cals girlfriends so fat (and ugly) that they ALWAYS a virgin (and no STD)
    do u really want mini me running around???? most of them are only virgin in the ass only lol

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    just messin with you bro'

    I'm really waiting for you to admit that the hottie in your avi is really your woman? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    just messin with you bro'

    I'm really waiting for you to admit that the hottie in your avi is really your woman? =)
    i could say that but again i will be lying.......I am not showing my woman to u horndogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    i could say that but again i will be lying.......I am not showing my woman to u horndogs
    oh, c'mon. What's up with that? You act like we are a bunch of prepubescent kids on steroids or something?

    Tell you what.... let's start with the topless ones ya got there by the dozens in your secret folder there, and most of us will keep the sniffing and barking to a mnimun.... fair enough? =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    oh, c'mon. What's up with that? You act like we are a bunch of prepubescent kids on steroids or something?

    Tell you what.... let's start with the topless ones ya got there by the dozens in your secret folder there, and most of us will keep the sniffing and barking to a mnimun.... fair enough? =)
    i got plenty of topless for all the fatties i fvck...wanna see them?

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    no...... ya shined over what I was talking about.... on purpose I might add....

    we were talking about yer hottie woman and how she makes yer avi look like a dawg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    no...... ya shined over what I was talking about.... on purpose I might add....

    we were talking about yer hottie woman and how she makes yer avi look like a dawg
    Aint gonna happen plus I see no reason of carrying picture(s) for some thing I have access 24/7

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    That was rad, u mad u mad.

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    wtf?

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    Would someone post a link please? I can't see embedded vids

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffBuffalo View Post
    Would someone post a link please? I can't see embedded vids
    Try this even though it says inbedded it's straight on youtube....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAGiQ...layer_embedded

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    There's 3 vids in that channel, wish I had confidence like that.

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    Ive heard it helps to wear sketchers, a baseball cap backwards or offset to the side, dragon ball Z T-shirt backpack with a couple cute toy animals hanging from it, a few Disney dvd in it, DS3 and a pocket full of arcade tokens and candy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by calgarian View Post
    Aint gonna happen plus I see no reason of carrying picture(s) for some thing I have access 24/7
    Say What?

    they aint for you, the pics are for us!

    and the good ones too. we wanna see the good ones.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Say What?

    they aint for you, the pics are for us!

    and the good ones too. we wanna see the good ones.
    not gonna happen for my wife i can share other picture of sluts i have banged...pm me ur email

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