wifey gets a surprise dual 12"sub stereo sys in MY car soooon....

**toooosmall** · 04-29-2011, 07:15 PM

2 1300 watters.
she's never heard car-subs yet. I got d xspecial editionzz....
she hates rap and my ipod is pumpt wit d best.
can't waaaait. oh lawwwwdy! I should video this event. for you guys esp.!!!! (a dc dude married a hillbilly from the middle of west virginia fer real, and, ya just don't know......) .......and though my preference is hardcore rap, I have a fender banjo and love bluegrass alot.....

**Standby** · 04-29-2011, 08:01 PM

are you saying your bringing home a new expensive stereo and your wife doesnt know?

if so good luck hope to see you around still lol

**SlimmerMe** · 04-29-2011, 08:10 PM

A little rebellion? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

**Times Roman** · 04-29-2011, 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by toooosmall

2 1300 watters.
she's never heard car-subs yet. I got d xspecial editionzz....
she hates rap and my ipod is pumpt wit d best.
can't waaaait. oh lawwwwdy! I should video this event. for you guys esp.!!!! (a dc dude married a hillbilly from the middle of west virginia fer real, and, ya just don't know......) .......and though my preference is hardcore rap, I have a fender banjo and love bluegrass alot.....

OK. Let me see if I got this straight?
in an earlier thread, you said your wife isn't interested in sex, circumstances aside.
now you disclose she HATES rap, and you blast her eardrums out "wit da best"?

hmmmm.......

now let me input all the information into our state of the art Data Kruncha 5000 and see if we can figure this thing out....

ok.... we're starting to get some output, and here it is! It says....

"YOU DUMBASSS! she HATES rap, and you blast her eardrums out "wit da best"

oh wait, I probably should calibrate this thing. OK, almost done. There, reinput the information. Getting some output... and now it reads....

"AND YOU UGLY TOO!"

OK... can't argue with the Data Kruncha 5000, now can we? =)

**stack_it** · 04-29-2011, 09:33 PM

Congrats on the purchase but IMHO subs are for 16 year kids that want attention. Oh and other music can sound really good w/ subs besides rap.

**dec11** · 04-29-2011, 09:36 PM

now you def wont be getting any..........

**Standby** · 04-29-2011, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Congrats on the purchase but IMHO subs are for 16 year kids that want attention. Oh and other music can sound really good w/ subs besides rap.

i have subs....

**calgarian** · 04-29-2011, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by dec11

now you def wont be getting any..........

u ass i was going to say it especially if he plays candy shop

**calgarian** · 04-29-2011, 11:58 PM

Originally Posted by Standby

i have subs....

u r close to 16....shut up and sit down in the corner

**toooosmall** · 04-30-2011, 02:33 AM

meh, she doesn't even know yet, and she doesn't wanna ride in my car anyhow when we go out. but I just think it'll be funny when she one day takes a ride and i turn the stereo on, and it thumps. I told her i got a new stereo for 100 bucks (which is true, cheap, not expensive Standby) and she was happy, and she knows I bought subs a year ago and haven't installed them yet. been without a radio for nearly 2 years now. 100 dollars is a worthy investment. I just think it will be funny when I crank the subs for the first time with her. that's all. esp since her preference is Chicago, Journey, and other gay 80's softshit. DK5000, this won't affect sex, it'll merely be funny. she rarely wants to ride in my jeep cherokee anyhow (not that I want to either). and I'm fair, i share the radio. 16? I would say 24. and never wanna get older. but. I grew up on rap, since the very first rap song by sugar hill. but I also listen to Phish and Grateful Dead alot. It's my taste in music, not a desire to seek attention. actually, I don't even like blasting it in places that attract attention.

**stack_it** · 04-30-2011, 07:15 AM

Originally Posted by Standby

i have subs....

Attention whore!

**auslifta** · 04-30-2011, 10:28 PM

Your wife is gong to get a suprise when you bring home 2 12 inchers?

**toooosmall** · 05-01-2011, 04:39 AM

lmao!

**lovbyts** · 05-01-2011, 07:51 AM

I think it's code for he is bringing home a couple guys with 12" d*cks for his wife as a surprise.

**toooosmall** · 05-01-2011, 03:16 PM

I think that's what Auslifta just said lol.
but it doesn't mean they're guys. could be chicks, could be toys, could be ponies. and she'll be surprised no matter what.

**yungone501** · 05-01-2011, 09:40 PM

'Dual'...as in Walmarts 'Dual'?

Now that, my friend, is QUALITY!

**toooosmall** · 05-01-2011, 10:18 PM

1300 watt each sony xplods. good enough fer me.

**DSM4Life** · 05-02-2011, 01:11 PM

I had subs in my Blazer.... i was 17.

**wmaousley** · 05-02-2011, 11:40 PM

I would use the $$$ for Tanning Bed visits

**stanleytapp** · 05-03-2011, 12:58 AM

Your wife is really lucky to have you as a husband. That's all I want to say. Keep e'm up man....

**calgarian** · 05-03-2011, 01:35 PM

Look at the bright side....now u can go in front of the looney bin ur wife is at while blasting music out loud and she can hear you ....atta boy

**songdog** · 05-03-2011, 01:43 PM

I would shoot a man if I had to listen to rap.

**calgarian** · 05-03-2011, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by songdog

I would shoot a man if I had to listen to rap.

yall make loose my mind up in ....goes something like that.

**toooosmall** · 05-03-2011, 09:37 PM

DSM, ya should've waited til you were 39.
wm, that's just it, 500 dollars for a tan?? i chose 20 bucks for melanotan II, which may work if I'm lucky. should kick in soon. besides, I'd rather be white as hell with music than tan as hell w/o
stan, you ARE right, but, you say such harsh shit because of sub woofers?? which she will rarely encounter? wow
gonna play froggy with baby daughter. but that doesn't mean I won't shoot a rap hater, damn it