skinny people and fatties stories

**doxmaster** · 06-25-2011, 02:33 PM

I'll start my little brothers at after school football workouts theres skinny little soccer twigs hanging out outside of the weightroom in the lobby. Skinny kids at the school always get the girls due to having 1 percent bodyfat from running 24/7. Skinny walks ups up to my brother whos 13 % bodyfat at 5'7" he doesnt have abs ,skinny tells my brother hes pathetic and will never get a girl then shoves him and tells my brother to watch and that because he has abs he can becnh 315 then walks away.

WTF abs dont equal 315 bench press and hes lucky my brother cant strike back because he doesnt want to ruin his perfect attendence for football/workouts.

any one else have stories about skinny kids who think there the greatest or fatties that believe there strong ?

**Hazard** · 06-25-2011, 02:42 PM

ur brother should follow his ass back home and beat him senseless off of school property. Idunno..... I couldn't have taken that shit..... your brother has some patience.

Here's what you do..... call an escort service for your brother. Tell em you want a smoking hot blonde and have her goto a party with your brother LMFAO

~Haz~

**doxmaster** · 06-25-2011, 02:49 PM

yeah my brother has alot of patience and alot of dedication to football also hes 14 that would be hysterical dropping him off with some 18-21 year old XD.

**frytlon** · 06-25-2011, 02:52 PM

Takes me back. You have to remember that adelescents are by their very nature immature. Bullying is just an expression of insecurity, and just a little push back will usually do the trick.

**doxmaster** · 06-25-2011, 03:11 PM

I got another story I was 17 and it was summer vacation time my family wanted me to go since I had stayed home for the past 2 years and they offered me to bring a friend on a cruise, so I picked on my friends who I would hang and play video games with hes 275 lbs 5'5. Normally i don't hang around with fat kids but I knew this one since I was 5 and he always talked about he never went on vacation. So we arrive at the ship and not just any ship the big one the oasis of the seas, the 1st day he stays in the room does nothing and complains how the whole ship has nothing he likes to eat ( the ship has everything to eat from steak dinners everynight to burgers and hotdogs).

Day two I go to the the gym come back im flexing in the bathroom mirror he opens the door and tells me that my 16 inch arms are nothing and that he has 17.5 inches , the whole rest of the cruise he sits in the room and brags how he can leg press 360 and tells everyone how strong he is and says its all natural then he harasses my little brother the same way so i tolerate this an entire cruise on the last day he goes to the gym stares at this one fit girls butt the entire time till she gets digusted and leaves then he does 3x320 on the leg press gets exausted flexxes his flabs and boobs in the mirror and leaves . The whole way home he did nothing but brag about his strength after that I never called the kid ever again.

just for the record he never did any of this b4 when we would hang out but i'll be damned if im gonna tolerate disrespect of me and my family after we paid an extra 600 to bring a friend on vacation.

**stack_it** · 06-25-2011, 03:50 PM

Cal will have some stories for this thread... Lol

**stack_it** · 06-25-2011, 06:25 PM

How about the complete opposite from the op

Why is it that all fat people think that they can just ask any skinny person for diet and training advice like they know some secret just because there metabolism is crazy fast.

Just the other night at the gym I saw this happen. Overweight guy comes in wearing a shirt that's three sizes too small sweats and a headband starts doing random half ass exercises and then starts a conversation with a guy that's 6'3 and maybe 150lbs asking him for training advice. I turned my headphones down and the diet and training advice this guy was given was absolute shit but the fat guy was soaking it up like it was a govt secret. I almost butted in several times to give the guy advice that would actually help him but I figured he'd rather listen to the other guy tell him it's easy than for me to tell him having a nice body actually takes work and commitment. I just smiled shook my head and turned my headphones back up.

**lifter65** · 06-25-2011, 08:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FnCmJNMvU4

**BuffBuffalo** · 06-25-2011, 09:03 PM

^Wow, he slammed the complete crap out of that kid. lol

**calgarian** · 06-25-2011, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

Cal will have some stories for this thread... Lol

i was waiting for someone to say that....lol

**lovbyts** · 06-25-2011, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by stack_it

How about the complete opposite from the op

Why is it that all fat people think that they can just ask any skinny person for diet and training advice like they know some secret just because there metabolism is crazy fast.

Just the other night at the gym I saw this happen. Overweight guy comes in wearing a shirt that's three sizes too small sweats and a headband starts doing random half ass exercises and then starts a conversation with a guy that's 6'3 and maybe 150lbs asking him for training advice. I turned my headphones down and the diet and training advice this guy was given was absolute shit but the fat guy was soaking it up like it was a govt secret. I almost butted in several times to give the guy advice that would actually help him but I figured he'd rather listen to the other guy tell him it's easy than for me to tell him having a nice body actually takes work and commitment. I just smiled shook my head and turned my headphones back up.

What is really sad is when the fatties wont take the advice because its to simple. Nothing complex, no starvation, no secret ingredient. I have a sister who is 200lbs+ and my other siblings are not small but not that big. They will ask me what I think about this diet or that or doing the all fruit diet for one month etc even the HCG diet. I tell them all the same thing. STOP the drama, stop trying to find a secret formula or pill. Just change how you eat adn what you eat. Make it simple. Start by eating 6+ times a day. Eat all day, every day. Not for 1 week or 1 month but make it a lifestyle and it will be easy and the fat will start to melt away. Nope, to simple. They have to stick to the 3 meals a day or less.

Cant understand even the basics of how or why the body stores fat.

**doxmaster** · 06-26-2011, 02:23 AM

Besides my brother and myself my entire family are fatties and they always complain about being fat but they never excersise and eat anything and everything , but what aggravates me the most is when they ask me for advice on what to eat and 5 minutes after there off ordering pizza and not the large kind the huge barely fits through the door large or kfc . Worst of all is after they've done this for several years I stop giving them advice and then they tell me off saying im not helpful or that im being rude by ignoring there questions etc etc.

**Times Roman** · 06-26-2011, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by doxmaster

I'll start my little brothers at after school football workouts theres skinny little soccer twigs hanging out outside of the weightroom in the lobby. Skinny kids at the school always get the girls due to having 1 percent bodyfat from running 24/7. Skinny walks ups up to my brother whos 13 % bodyfat at 5'7" he doesnt have abs ,skinny tells my brother hes pathetic and will never get a girl then shoves him and tells my brother to watch and that because he has abs he can becnh 315 then walks away.

WTF abs dont equal 315 bench press and hes lucky my brother cant strike back because he doesnt want to ruin his perfect attendence for football/workouts.

any one else have stories about skinny kids who think there the greatest or fatties that believe there strong ?

i've waited for more than a couple of dudes after school. It's interesting. Some will try to play it off as a joke once they realize I was serious, and their buddies weren't around instigating shit.

Of course, some will fight. but most in this category do not, since once they take a solid punch to the nose, the fight just drains out of them

**doxmaster** · 06-26-2011, 02:34 AM

if my brother didn't have fooball he could of killed the kid my brothers 151 lb benches 205 and deadlifts and squats 2x his weight, soccer boys 5'9 123 and never works out is just so anorexic his abs show.

**gixxerboy1** · 06-26-2011, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by doxmaster

if my brother didn't have fooball he could of killed the kid my brothers 151 lb benches 205 and deadlifts and squats 2x his weight, soccer boys 5'9 123 and never works out is just so anorexic his abs show.

not saying your brother can't But being able to bench and dead lift alot doesnt make you a good fighter.

**doxmaster** · 06-26-2011, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

not saying your brother can't But being able to bench and dead lift alot doesnt make you a good fighter.

true true idk how my brother is in a stand up fight but he did do wrestling through out middle school and he uses the heavy bag we have at the house sometimes gotta be worth something against a kid with what looks like 12 inch arms. eh it doesnt really matter the incidents gone and passed this was towards the end of soccer season XD

**Times Roman** · 06-27-2011, 04:40 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

not saying your brother can't But being able to bench and dead lift alot doesnt make you a good fighter.

i'll second and third that...

....i've seen guys with these short stubby little arms that can bench incredible amounts that can't fight for a shit.

...in fact, some blokes, all the muscles are a hinderance. Some dudes stand around posing and flexing, trying to intimidate. Seen it too many times.

Most street fights I've seen are over very quickly. Some of the best street fighters i've seen are actually lean and rangey, long arms, and lightning quick.

**brad herschel** · 06-27-2011, 05:51 AM

There was a time when barroom fights, etc., were part of growing up. One a few, lost a few. But with
maturity I evolved. Now I carry a pistol and stay low-key.