freedom fries

**roch** · 03-23-2003, 02:49 PM

just wanted to share...

I'm a bartender and I had a guy who's a regular order a hamburger with freedom fries. I asked him if he meant french fries? his reply was "fuck the french and their fries" give me freedom fries. just thought that was funny as hell...

**ripped4fsu** · 03-23-2003, 09:48 PM

Fuckin Frogs...
I saw a funny quote the other day called the world must be crazy...

"the best Rapper is white, the best Golfer is black, the French are calling the Americans arrogant and the Germans won't fight!"

**Warrior** · 03-23-2003, 09:50 PM

LMFAO!!!

**arthurb999** · 03-23-2003, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Fuckin Frogs...
I saw a funny quote the other day called the world must be crazy...

"the best Rapper is white, the best Golfer is black, the French are calling the Americans arrogant and the Germans won't fight!"

**David B.** · 03-24-2003, 12:20 AM

If they don't want French Fries, give 'em Pommes Frites.

--dnb

**big N** · 03-24-2003, 01:16 PM

thats fuckin ridicoulus ,how childish is this .

***BIG TEXAN*** · 03-24-2003, 01:47 PM

well it might be childish but it's still funnier than hell!

kc · 03-24-2003, 01:50 PM

LOL, i still love that quote...

being a bartender, if some guy asked for freedom fries...i'd have made up a drink....

**roch** · 03-24-2003, 02:05 PM

yeah its childish, but it sure was funny. still cant get the smile off my face. had to be there I guess.

kc · 03-24-2003, 02:32 PM

don't know about you..but as a bartender, i tend to take everything with a grain of salt and a great big huge sense of humor...makes the job and life a little more enjoyable

**David B.** · 03-24-2003, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by ripped4fsu
Fuckin Frogs...
I saw a funny quote the other day called the world must be crazy...

"the best Rapper is white, the best Golfer is black, the French are calling the Americans arrogant and the Germans won't fight!"

"Best rapper?" Isn't that an oxymoron?

--dnb

**hybrid** · 03-24-2003, 03:33 PM

I heard this morning that a DJ in LA was able to get through to President Chirac of France and had a conversation with him that aired on the radio. The way he got through was by pretending he was Jerry Lewis. How bad is that? The President of your country gets duped by a DJ because you are so pleased that Jerry Lewis called? I don't know what the deal is with the French and Jerry Lewis. I would love to hear the tape of the conversation.

***BIG TEXAN*** · 03-24-2003, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by hybrid
I heard this morning that a DJ in LA was able to get through to President Chirac of France and had a conversation with him that aired on the radio. The way he got through was by pretending he was Jerry Lewis. How bad is that? The President of your country gets duped by a DJ because you are so pleased that Jerry Lewis called? I don't know what the deal is with the French and Jerry Lewis. I would love to hear the tape of the conversation.

You've got to be kidding cause that is just too damn funny!

**roch** · 03-24-2003, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by mnkc
don't know about you..but as a bartender, i tend to take everything with a grain of salt and a great big huge sense of humor...makes the job and life a little more enjoyable

..I have to take everything with a grain of salt. it sucks when some drunk spouts his theories on anything and I can't say shit. just clean the glasses and smile. can't wait to quit this job one day and shine the bar with some of these pencil necked.......whoooooo....*breathe in*...........*breathe out*........ok. but this job can be fun most days.

are you a tender as well? I tend to laugh most everything off, until the roid rage has been kicking in. things just got that much more difficult!

*&$)@

**Slypknot** · 03-24-2003, 08:36 PM

All I know is we tried to be gentle and just alter the name of fries.... but did they take the hint? NOOOOO.... so now we pulled out ALL the stops and decided...that's right...uh huh....

TO LOWER THE GLITZ FOR THE EMMY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Muahahhahah!!! How can America be soooooo brutal and devious? I will never know.

kc · 03-25-2003, 08:39 AM

yep...smile and agree...smile and agree

i have a really short attn span, if i need to i'll find something else to do...if even for a few minutes until i can stand to listen to them again

**Butch** · 03-25-2003, 06:16 PM

You ever heard the marketing for a French rifle:

"Never been used and only dropped once."

**palme** · 03-25-2003, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by David B.
If they don't want French Fries, give 'em Pommes Frites.

--dnb

It´s not the same

***Cycleon*** · 03-25-2003, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Slypknot
All I know is we tried to be gentle and just alter the name of fries.... but did they take the hint? NOOOOO.... so now we pulled out ALL the stops and decided...that's right...uh huh....

TO LOWER THE GLITZ FOR THE EMMY AWARDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Muahahhahah!!! How can America be soooooo brutal and devious? I will never know.

BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahahahaahahahah aaha

**FKITLETSGO** · 03-25-2003, 09:17 PM

haha that's hilarious

**symatech** · 03-25-2003, 09:55 PM

howecome my post got deleted??? im pretty sure i posted here but now im not so sure...maybe im just trippin

well, either way im too tired to post what I was thinkin of earlier so I'll just Quote Big N and say 'thats fuckin ridicoulus ,how childish is this'

peace
symatech