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  1. 03-24-2003, 07:47 PM #1
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    I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!
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    I'm jealous.
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    3 chicken sandwiches huh? Thats Perfect bro now you have something to do while she is having her snack!
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    right on! Protein for all!!
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    Originally posted by palme
    3 chicken sandwiches huh? Thats Perfect bro now you have something to do while she is having her snack!
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    Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!


    this is the best post ive read in a long time.
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    Damn, all my ex ever wanted to do was eat carbs and yell at me about AS (even threw out 40amps of winny). I need a roid girl.

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    Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!
    Now that is one loving relationship.... Dr Phil would be proud!
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    Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!
    You gotta be one lucky son of a gun!!! Hell i'd settle for at least having the girl part

    And hell, I wouldn't even ask for more then a hand job
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    oh yeah!!!

    well my gf got me 5th row tickets to the NETS game this wednesday which means i'll have to take her to an expensive dinner before, buy her like a $50 NETS teddy bear at the game, go out for overpriced drinks after, and get in so incredibly late that i'll prob be too tired to fuck!

    i need a new gf
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    I think ill make her read that post
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    I am lucky, my wife is into weight training, as long as we research it and she knows what I am doing. She doesn't have a problem with it, in fact she may even do some as well. blessed with the perfect girl I would say.
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    right now i am so hungry those chicken sandwiches sound better than the blowjob!! wait a second, who am i kidding...
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    LoL First thing to make me laugh in a while
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    That story made me cry.
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    Man, you guys don't know how good you've got it. My gf made me eat her pussy 3x while she gave head to a chicken last night. Then she compared my penis to a 27 gauge 5/8" pin.
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    LOL!! Xtra.... your off the hook bro that is some funny shit.
    yea my girl knows.. but shes not all that thrilled! Like I said before WE all love our HOE ANA......ANA .. BOLIC. BJs no problem! three chicken sandwiches --$10, Wax for back--- $15, Getting your girlfriend to play with your gear----PRICELESS!!
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    HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA HERE THE ANA...ANA..BOLIC JOKE ????????
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    Originally posted by Rickson
    That story made me cry.
    spoken like a true gear master
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    I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    I use to think the same way.....then we got married.

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    Hey ripped does she have a sister? Hook a brotha up

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    LOL Diesel!!!!

    hell i knew i was forgetting something
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    Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    Check this out... my girls on the way over right now with 3 chicken sandwiches, 50 22ga 1.5 pins and some wax for my back,,, Plus she'll give me my injection tonight AND a blowjob!! Damn its great to be me!!
    I'm not going over to your house! jk...

    Glad to see women appreciated for our thoughtfulness and hard work!

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    All ya'll are lucky. All my wife does is bitch about the amount of money I spend on the gym, supps, and juice. Then turns around and bitches about me workingout and me rather being at the gym then staying home with her. 7 days a week it's the same thing.....balh, blah, blah, blah! If it wasn;t for the kids.......I'd be history! I mean damn, I spend less each month on all those things then she does on her crap, and I only go to the gym 5 days a week, barely an hour and a half. ........So again, lucky bastards!
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    Tex, you could try what I did...last summer in the middle of a war about the very same subjects...i said FINE i'll quit...

    He was happy for about a week, then I started to climb the walls, get real bitchy and basically be MAD all the time...lol now he pushes me out the door! and notices when the supps are low
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    Originally posted by BIG TEXAN
    All ya'll are lucky. All my wife does is bitch about the amount of money I spend on the gym, supps, and juice. Then turns around and bitches about me workingout and me rather being at the gym then staying home with her. 7 days a week it's the same thing.....balh, blah, blah, blah! If it wasn;t for the kids.......I'd be history! I mean damn, I spend less each month on all those things then she does on her crap, and I only go to the gym 5 days a week, barely an hour and a half. ........So again, lucky bastards!
    Are we married to the same women?

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    Originally posted by Diesel


    Are we married to the same women?

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    If we are..........I'll pay you to keep her all next week!

    mnkc- I've tried that......it doesn't work.
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  28. 03-25-2003, 10:30 AM #28
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    shit...i'm engaged. Maybe i should think twice. She already bitches about how much time i spend at the gym. I hope i know what i'm getting myself into
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    OG,, yeah,, she does have a HOT sister as a matta-0-fact... but I wouldn't do that too you, she's a total HO!

    PS to all,,, I showed her the post and your replies and she loved it... so my night went from great to VA-VA-VAOOM~~
    thanks for the boost,, I owe you... esp the ladies!!
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    Originally posted by ripped4fsu
    OG,, yeah,, she does have a HOT sister as a matta-0-fact... but I wouldn't do that too you, she's a total HO!

    PS to all,,, I showed her the post and your replies and she loved it... so my night went from great to VA-VA-VAOOM~~
    thanks for the boost,, I owe you... esp the ladies!!
    DAMN YOU! It just gets better and better for you doesn't it!!!


    Man after hearing all those stories about girlfriends and wives, maybe I am better off single
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    Re: Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

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    this is the best post ive read in a long time.





    Why is that?
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    Re: Re: Re: I got the BEST damn girlfriend!

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    i think you know why




    Why is that?
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    no tell me.... why
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    because peam this guy has got it made. he is getting a blow job from his girlfreind that doesnt mind that he is taking as. she is also bringing him some needles and above all some chicken sandwhiches. i dont know of any girls that would do that for me. even if i was hot i it would be hard to find a girls like that.
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    well.... I understood all that... it's just the person who said that it's the best post is all
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    Hehehe, isnt he your bf peam?
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    He supposed to be her boyfriend but the endless flirting with me is getting to him....hmm
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    with YOU fkitletsgo? I don't flirt with you.... there's no need to lie... you've got that sweet little girlfriend with a cowboy hat on to entertain you..... and aguro... maybe he is... maybe he isn't... I'm not telling!
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    i like this post. you lucky ass. i just thought it was funny that bruce springsteen - glory days was on the radio as i was reading this.
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    you guys crack me up.. no really, you do!

    thanks for all the replies... I smile everytime I read this thread!!

    but I think my bragging came back to bite me in the ass... the shot she gave me last Friday abscessed so now I'm cycling anaBIOTICS along with my anaBOLICS!
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