fvckin hilarious!!

[dec11]

[boxa06]

Wtf! Lol

[Mythos]

Wow, I hope this is a joke lmfao

hilarious though lol

[lovbyts]

Thank god it is a joke.

This was an article in an Onion-like Brazilian blog called "Sensacionalista". Gizmodo bought this, published a correction, and later removed the article from their site entirely.

[Mythos]

Thank god it is a joke.

This was an article in an Onion-like Brazilian blog called "Sensacionalista". Gizmodo bought this, published a correction, and later removed the article from their site entirely.

I knew it had to be a joke...either that or that was one dumb husband to believe that load of crap lmao

[ROBOCOP]

Now look guys, if it was good enough for Mary,,,,,,,,,,,,ahhhhhhh, the emaculate conception lol

[gbrice75]

Belongs on epic fail dot com, lol!

[Times Roman]

dont laugh. I mentioned before that a local mullah had to intervene when a local man and his uncle wanted the man's wife stoned to death for not being faithful. Evidently he had been having sex with his new wife for a year, and she wasn't getting pregnent. The mullah probed further with his questions, and found the root of the problem. Evidently, the man only knew about anal sex from his buddies growing up. So the sex he was having with his wife was anal, not vaginal. The mullah then had to explain what kind of sex you have to have with a woman if you want to get her pregnant.

and if memory serves, i've heard elderly people confess that they thought they could get pregnant (women) if they sat on a tractor seat wearing either short pants or a bathing suit, they might get pregnant.

[wmaousley]

My ex fiance was 3 months pregnant when I returned from Iraq too, notice the word ex.......

[lovbyts]

dont laugh. I mentioned before that a local mullah had to intervene when a local man and his uncle wanted the man's wife stoned to death for not being faithful. Evidently he had been having sex with his new wife for a year, and she wasn't getting pregnent. The mullah probed further with his questions, and found the root of the problem. Evidently, the man only knew about anal sex from his buddies growing up. So the sex he was having with his wife was anal, not vaginal. The mullah then had to explain what kind of sex you have to have with a woman if you want to get her pregnant.

and if memory serves, i've heard elderly people confess that they thought they could get pregnant (women) if they sat on a tractor seat wearing either short pants or a bathing suit, they might get pregnant.

Oh yeah the old got pregnant sitting on a toilet seat theory. No long ago there was a similar story where parents were trying to sew some resort because their 15 yr old daughter got pregnant while swimming, claiming they did not keep their swimming pool sanitized. LOL

the women wearing short pants or swimming suit while sitting on a tractor makes more sense depending on who's lap they are sitting on. I know I was able to snake into my girlfriend on more than one occasion when she wore short shorts or a bathing suit.

[Times Roman]

yup. so my point is, when ya ignorant and passionate, sometimes ya end up looking kinda silly.

[gixxerboy1]

My ex fiance was 3 months pregnant when I returned from Iraq too, notice the word ex.......

oh thats fvcking ruff man

[JohnnyVegas]

ignorant and passionate

Dangerous, but common combination.

[dec11]

My ex fiance was 3 months pregnant when I returned from Iraq too, notice the word ex.......

whore