THE sure fire way to get/keep a lady working out!

**SexySweetheart** · 10-31-2011, 12:25 PM

That’s rite folks the answer has been discovered!

**Hoggage_54** · 10-31-2011, 05:19 PM

Men aren't just a piece of meat for women to gawk at, we are people too.

**SexySweetheart** · 10-31-2011, 05:31 PM

^ false

**SlimmerMe** · 10-31-2011, 08:40 PM

Hilarious....where on earth do you find all of this stuff Sexy?

**SexySweetheart** · 11-01-2011, 02:15 AM

lol, actualy this one was sent to Tiger from his uncle...

**Times Roman** · 11-01-2011, 09:42 AM

what always works, is tell the ladies that if they hit their goals, they can spend the evening with an old geezer, uh... i mean strapping lad like me! =)

**SlimmerMe** · 11-01-2011, 09:55 AM

^^ you are a strapping lad and if I hear you talk about yourself like this one more time I am going to have to bend you over my knee like a little baby.....

**Times Roman** · 11-01-2011, 10:01 AM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

^^ you are a strapping lad and if I hear you talk about yourself like this one more time I am going to have to bend you over my knee like a little baby.....

woo hoo!

I'm an old geezer! I'm an old geezer! =)

**SlimmerMe** · 11-01-2011, 10:05 AM

Bend over boy!

**Times Roman** · 11-01-2011, 10:06 AM

give it to me mamma! =)

**SlimmerMe** · 11-01-2011, 10:07 AM

I ain't yo mama.....

**Times Roman** · 11-01-2011, 10:10 AM

damn! there goes the fantasy =(

**SlimmerMe** · 11-01-2011, 10:11 AM

Mamasita?

**Lemonada8** · 11-02-2011, 06:38 PM

Did yall see the old guy gettin on the bike at 0:41?

Awesome video!

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-02-2011, 07:44 PM

haha that was the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while i needed that

I actually had to dump my current gf (we got back together) to get her to work out. I'm paraphrasing but this is actually how it went down Im not lying:

Her: "I don't need to work out I'm in good shape already. Look we don't have to do all the same things together."
Me: "Sorry babe I just don't see this relationship going to the next level so i've decided to break it off instead of wasting your time."
Her: "You mean you're dumping me because I won't work out?"
Me: "Yeah I mean the truth is I need more time to be in the gym slapping ass and high fiving with my bros anyway. Frankly if you're not going to work out I don't see this going anywhere. I want to get as big and strong as possible so how is that going to work with me getting more and more ripped and you eatting ho hos and ding dongs?"
Her: "How could you?! You're an asshole! I can't believe you are breaking up with me because I don't want to work out. I"ll work out in my own way - walking, swimming, bike riding.."
Me: "No babe all that shit you just rattled off.. guess what.. my brother walks all the time. He has moobs. He needs a bro for them titties. Walking and all that dumb shit will do nothing for your phyisique. You know what works babe? Gym. Gym works. Look at me."

Cliff notes to end, I stood my ground and now she is working out at least every other day. Sometimes you have to stand your ground.

**SlimmerMe** · 11-02-2011, 07:54 PM

^^ I am so glad you are back around. You are a natural comic!

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-02-2011, 08:10 PM

Haha thanks SlimmerMe I like this place you guys make it feel like home

**Times Roman** · 11-03-2011, 06:17 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

haha that was the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while i needed that

I actually had to dump my current gf (we got back together) to get her to work out. I'm paraphrasing but this is actually how it went down Im not lying:

Her: "I don't need to work out I'm in good shape already. Look we don't have to do all the same things together."
Me: "Sorry babe I just don't see this relationship going to the next level so i've decided to break it off instead of wasting your time."
Her: "You mean you're dumping me because I won't work out?"
Me: "Yeah I mean the truth is I need more time to be in the gym slapping ass and high fiving with my bros anyway. Frankly if you're not going to work out I don't see this going anywhere. I want to get as big and strong as possible so how is that going to work with me getting more and more ripped and you eatting ho hos and ding dongs?"
Her: "How could you?! You're an asshole! I can't believe you are breaking up with me because I don't want to work out. I"ll work out in my own way - walking, swimming, bike riding.."
Me: "No babe all that shit you just rattled off.. guess what.. my brother walks all the time. He has moobs. He needs a bro for them titties. Walking and all that dumb shit will do nothing for your phyisique. You know what works babe? Gym. Gym works. Look at me."

Cliff notes to end, I stood my ground and now she is working out at least every other day. Sometimes you have to stand your ground.

in the short term that strategy might work. But she may resent you for it, and her resentment could pop out in other ways....

I resent it when my woman thinks she needs to change me, that's for sure.

Better just to find someone with same interests instead of having to "trick" her into doing what you want. And you are not even married. Shouldn't you be out trying to find someone compatible?

**jasc** · 11-03-2011, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

haha that was the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while i needed that

I actually had to dump my current gf (we got back together) to get her to work out. I'm paraphrasing but this is actually how it went down Im not lying:

Her: "I don't need to work out I'm in good shape already. Look we don't have to do all the same things together."
Me: "Sorry babe I just don't see this relationship going to the next level so i've decided to break it off instead of wasting your time."
Her: "You mean you're dumping me because I won't work out?"
Me: "Yeah I mean the truth is I need more time to be in the gym slapping ass and high fiving with my bros anyway. Frankly if you're not going to work out I don't see this going anywhere. I want to get as big and strong as possible so how is that going to work with me getting more and more ripped and you eatting ho hos and ding dongs?"
Her: "How could you?! You're an asshole! I can't believe you are breaking up with me because I don't want to work out. I"ll work out in my own way - walking, swimming, bike riding.."
Me: "No babe all that shit you just rattled off.. guess what.. my brother walks all the time. He has moobs. He needs a bro for them titties. Walking and all that dumb shit will do nothing for your phyisique. You know what works babe? Gym. Gym works. Look at me."

Cliff notes to end, I stood my ground and now she is working out at least every other day. Sometimes you have to stand your ground.

Hilarious bro... had me rollin

**Times Roman** · 11-03-2011, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by SlimmerMe

Mamasita?

Works for me!

**SlimmerMe** · 11-03-2011, 08:39 AM

you got it Papasita!

**SexySweetheart** · 11-03-2011, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

haha that was the funniest damn thing ive seen in a while i needed that

I actually had to dump my current gf (we got back together) to get her to work out. I'm paraphrasing but this is actually how it went down Im not lying:

Her: "I don't need to work out I'm in good shape already. Look we don't have to do all the same things together."
Me: "Sorry babe I just don't see this relationship going to the next level so i've decided to break it off instead of wasting your time."
Her: "You mean you're dumping me because I won't work out?"
Me: "Yeah I mean the truth is I need more time to be in the gym slapping ass and high fiving with my bros anyway. Frankly if you're not going to work out I don't see this going anywhere. I want to get as big and strong as possible so how is that going to work with me getting more and more ripped and you eatting ho hos and ding dongs?"
Her: "How could you?! You're an asshole! I can't believe you are breaking up with me because I don't want to work out. I"ll work out in my own way - walking, swimming, bike riding.."
Me: "No babe all that shit you just rattled off.. guess what.. my brother walks all the time. He has moobs. He needs a bro for them titties. Walking and all that dumb shit will do nothing for your phyisique. You know what works babe? Gym. Gym works. Look at me."

Cliff notes to end, I stood my ground and now she is working out at least every other day. Sometimes you have to stand your ground.

wow, she must feel like 1 lucky girl...knowing that the guy she loves will leave her the moment he finds her unattractive or when she decides to follow have her own passions that may not include bb.. the relationship security must be truly reaffirming

Me ~ would get you to pay for my membership... re-sexy-ify myself ....than dump you for someone that may love me for who I am, cuz its obvious that you dont...and anyone else would at least be a possibility....

**spywizard** · 11-03-2011, 12:44 PM

the smart women are the ones behind the bike getting the show without the effort..

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-03-2011, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Hilarious bro... had me rollin

haha thanks man

Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart

wow, she must feel like 1 lucky girl...knowing that the guy she loves will leave her the moment he finds her unattractive or when she decides to follow have her own passions that may not include bb.. the relationship security must be truly reaffirming

Me ~ would get you to pay for my membership... re-sexy-ify myself ....than dump you for someone that may love me for who I am, cuz its obvious that you dont...and anyone else would at least be a possibility....

Ok I am going to sum up everything that is wrong with women and some men in this world.

Im sitting in buffalo wild wings and an easily 200+ lb barbie is serving. Shes blonde tiggo bitties nice curves.. but shes a big girl. Dudes will understand, she is a big girl that is good looking enough to hit it. Wierdest combination ive seen in a while. I mean genetically speaking she would be incredibly hot if in shape, and she's still good looking as an HB.

I sit down, glimpse at her cleavage occasionally. She serves me. Now to my left is the local Tim Tebow. I mean this dude has a neck like a bulldog, the short marine meets abercrombie haircut, strong jaw line, maybe from money from the way he carries himself, he's johnny football star. He's the high school quarterback grown up enough to drink a beer.

This girl goes to town on this dude, hitting on him hard. Nevermind that Im not bad looking and I would get in a debate over whether to date her or just hit it. Shes goo goo eyeing him flirting with him oh babying him. Shes practically begging for it. Finally he says he has to go catch a movie. She asks if she can come to the movie with him because shes getting off her shift. She wants Johnny Abercrombie Footballstar to throw a touchdown pass into her end zone and do the funky chicken dance.

Dude stone cold turns her down. Doesn't even have to think about it.

So why am I bringing it up? Because the behavior you condemn out of me, women are just as guilty of. This girl wouldn't look twice at me, when at the end of the day im not sure I would take her to chili's or f her with Cal's dik. My point is, girls are every bit as vain as men. They are every bit as concerned with looks. They are every bit looking for the best deal on the lot rather than settling for the malibu or honda civic they have to have the porsche. Thats a woman for you. They just play the game much more sneaky and less straight forward than someone like myself.

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-03-2011, 06:08 PM

PS the JO emoticon made me LOL

**SexySweetheart** · 11-04-2011, 12:02 AM

aaaaah hahaha the way you talk reminds me of Andrew Dice ..."badha bing, bahda boom.."
and I won’t argue your point ...cuz your dead rite lol, BUT ...but but but... that’s way diff than already being in a relationship you have already committed to, than crushing the person that loves you and all your faults just cuz they got fat or whatever...

and there’s no condeming here...just saying it sounds like sux to be her in a "relationship" with you lol, heaven forbid she ever get cancer and loses her hair to chemo or anything else that would affect her looks ....

**Times Roman** · 11-04-2011, 12:09 AM

I have another idea on how to keep her working out. If the promise of spending time with a strapping lad isn't working, you can use the approach Uncle Joe took. He'd go out back, to the barn, and every time Aunt May put another greasy pork chop, or slice of chocolate cake in her mouth, he'd hit her up with a cattle prod. Zap the crap outta her. It's like electro shock therapy. And after awhile, Aunt May stopped eating so much, and began losing weight.

Good ol' Uncle Joe. =)

**cherrydrpepper** · 11-04-2011, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart

aaaaah hahaha the way you talk reminds me of Andrew Dice ..."badha bing, bahda boom.."
and I won’t argue your point ...cuz your dead rite lol, BUT ...but but but... that’s way diff than already being in a relationship you have already committed to, than crushing the person that loves you and all your faults just cuz they got fat or whatever...

and there’s no condeming here...just saying it sounds like sux to be her in a "relationship" with you lol, heaven forbid she ever get cancer and loses her hair to chemo or anything else that would affect her looks ....

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**scorpion62** · 11-04-2011, 01:24 PM

Good one sexy

**Times Roman** · 11-05-2011, 08:27 AM

Now, if the ladies had this at home to look forward to, I'm sure motivation would not be an issue....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

**gixxerboy1** · 11-05-2011, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Sexy4mySweetheart

aaaaah hahaha the way you talk reminds me of Andrew Dice ..."badha bing, bahda boom.."
and I won’t argue your point ...cuz your dead rite lol, BUT ...but but but... that’s way diff than already being in a relationship you have already committed to, than crushing the person that loves you and all your faults just cuz they got fat or whatever...

and there’s no condeming here...just saying it sounds like sux to be her in a "relationship" with you lol, heaven forbid she ever get cancer and loses her hair to chemo or anything else that would affect her looks ....

it depends if they got sick or had an injury or something then fine. If they just got lazy and stop caring its that persons fault. Why should he have to be in a relationship with someone he isnt attracted to because the other person stop caring about themselves

**Times Roman** · 11-05-2011, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by gixxerboy1

it depends if they got sick or had an injury or something then fine. If they just got lazy and stop caring its that persons fault. Why should he have to be in a relationship with someone he isnt attracted to because the other person stop caring about themselves

Exactly! Here's the part I don't get. Some people take a lot of pride in their appearances and work hard on it too. But then why is it after a couple of years in a relationship they feel they can slack off and no longer take pride in their appearance?

This is the same type of question I see where people work real hard to get a job, and for the first few months continue to work real hard. But then at some point, the quality of their work begins to fall off, and then they take their job for granted.

**SexySweetheart** · 11-05-2011, 12:06 PM

I can see where you guys are coming from...

For me, dating is the screening time.
When you size a person up, learn/know their core self ...than once you are sure you mesh with their core person, you make a commitment.

Ex. For me the core of my man includes pride in appearance/fit/health minded/proactive/adventitious/open minded to new ways of being healthy yadda yadda yadda...
So if my baby suddenly became lazy/fat/unhealthy etc... for a few months, I would be concerned about what’s going on within him...is he depressed? unhappy in the relationship? over whelmed at work or at home? not spending enough time with his buddies? not doing his hubbies that he loves? becoming complacent in a relationship is bound to happen to some degree in some way, but his core won’t change much and if it did, he would be eager to get back to his core cuz that’s when he is happiest.

I would do all I could to help him work through whatever is going on with him that’s diverting him from his true self. It could take months or years but that’s what a commitment is about, love and dedication to a person regardless the hardships encountered. Honesty is def. always a must, I would gently tell him that my attraction to him is dissipating or if it was gone.
But we are a team and his issues are my issues, he affects me as much as I affect him, I expect him to be devoted to me and my happiness and I return the same.

So I guess if people just fall into relationships without screening for their best fit to ensure both people happiness, I could see why the relationship would fall apart/threats would be made hoping for a better fit or leaving to look for a better fit would happen and that’s sad/ unfair/difficult to both people but that’s the decision they made and IMO they should hold true to the commitment they made to each other...

If you are with a chix just cuz she is hott you realistically are setting up yourself for disappointment.
Ladys age/ we get pregnant / we get ill / we can tell when we are not appreciated for who we are and over time we will recent it and 1 of a few things will happen 1.we will become attracted to guys that do mesh with our core 2. end up cheating on you or dumping you 3. becoming sad and sabotage the relationship in some way including no longer being hott

~just 1 girls point of view that you may find holds true, or maybe helpful, even if it you don’t agree with it lol