Anyone ever drugged someone before.

[Razor]

Liquid viagra in my wife's drink..... then said a prayer..... it didn't work.....

~Haz~

http://www.womenpills.com/

[DSM4Life]

I use to go to Haz's house for parties and drug myself.

[-Ender-]

I did buy some shit from ARR and was planning to use it on they old lady. I was pissed when I found out it was injectable and water based.

there is no such thing as a sneaky injection.

[-Ender-]

http://www.womenpills.com/

[calgarian]

Liquid viagra in my wife's drink..... then said a prayer..... it didn't work.....

~Haz~

She got prego....how else it suppose to work dofus.

[Hazard]

I did buy some shit from ARR and was planning to use it on they old lady. I was pissed when I found out it was injectable and water based.

there is no such thing as a sneaky injection.

LMAO too bad we cant sneak a meat injection in every few nights..... she wakes up everytime I try

~Haz~

[Hazard]

She got prego....how else it suppose to work dofus.

That was HCG 's fault..... and an incredible coincidence. The ole lady can go weeks on end without anything.... I start HCG and shes horny..... go figure

~Haz~

[Razor]

I use to go to Haz's house for parties and drug myself.

Where was I?? I would test out all the stuff

[Hazard]

Where was I?? I would test out all the stuff

I think you were there..... don't worry..... I don't remember shit either. It's best that way.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

DSM was supposed to invite Hazard over to his new home and we were supposed to drug him there and put him in DSM's new dungeon and take turns playing train wreck. It was my turn to be the caboose, but DSM lost the drugs, that's as close as it came....so far....stay tuned...

[Hazard]

I purchased a chastity belt and I'm leaving the key at home.....

~Haz~

[Razor]

I purchased a chastity belt and I'm leaving the key at home.....

~Haz~

LMAO!!!

[calgarian]

DSM was supposed to invite Hazard over to his new home and we were supposed to drug him there and put him in DSM's new dungeon and take turns playing train wreck. It was my turn to be the caboose, but DSM lost the drugs, that's as close as it came....so far....stay tuned...

I can beat him till he in unconscious.....

[Razor]

DSM was supposed to invite Hazard over to his new home and we were supposed to drug him there and put him in DSM's new dungeon and take turns playing train wreck. It was my turn to be the caboose, but DSM lost the drugs, that's as close as it came....so far....stay tuned...

By train wrecking you mean pile driving his ass im sure

[Shol'va]

LMAO!!!

For some reason I expected the extra, extra large belt for you Haz, but then maybe your a grower and not a show-er..

[t-diddz]

haha great thread

One time in high school I was hanging with the other dorks and punk rock kids at a local concert. I'm 99% sure one of those assholes put laxatives in my coffee. I get halfway home and have to pull onto the side of the highway into the grass. I run into the trees. I swear in my whole life ive never had to shit that bad it was like that scene in dumb and dumber. SO i let this huge shit rip into the grass and Im like what the **** do I do now so I tear off my tightie whities I was still wearing then like the little dork I was and I wipe that ass good and toss them in the woods. Then I run back to the van I was driving and tell the kid I was driving home not to tell anyone I had to stop and shit on the side of the highway.

There was this other time I was at this party in college. This kid with dredlocks I knew sold me some ruffies so I start kicking it to the girls doing my thing. This girl goes to the bathroom and tells me to hold her drink. So she goes in and I drop one. A few hours later we're in her bedroom and I'm dropping the bottom out of it banging this girl 7 ways to sunday. Anyway it was kind of messy she was like a 300 lb ginger with 2 teeth in her head but I didn't care I was drunk. Halfway through it I'm like this is too hot I'm gonna come so I jizz in her ahh skeet skeet skeet kapow drop a load in her right. She turns around shes like "I saw you drop that thing in my drink I just thought you were cute so I played along". Then she goes "I hope I get a bun in the oven I want to have your baby" and I'm like "what the fuuuuuk?" and shes like "yeah I want to have a baby with you I'm going to name it Razr"

True story

hahah LMFAO by far best story ever!

My senior year I put laxatives in cupcakes and brought them to school and gave them to my physics teacher in the morning. (fat nut case) Later that day in class she had a substitute... oopsies

[Hazard]

For some reason I expected the extra, extra large belt for you Haz, but then maybe your a grower and not a show-er..

Well.... it was cold.... and the booger sugar has a shrinkening effect too so.....

~Haz~

[Razor]

Sorry gixx

[Shol'va]

Well.... it was cold.... and the booger sugar has a shrinkening effect too so.....

~Haz~

Well you don't want to go around advertising that like this guy do you?

[Hazard]

Mite be a bit too far Razr..... admins gunna smite thee lol

Shol - I havn't had any complaints yet

~Haz~

[gixxerboy1]

edit that out razr

[Razor]

Mite be a bit too far Razr..... admins gunna smite thee lol

Shol - I havn't had any complaints yet

~Haz~

I did get smited by bad boy gixx
Gawd, ok let me find one that would fit a T-rex!!!
Nevermind, nothing will fit you
I found one for me though to keep DCM and Shol out of my bum

[Shol'va]

Mite be a bit too far Razr..... admins gunna smite thee lol

Shol - I havn't had any complaints yet

~Haz~

Not even from you penis loving friends? Well except about that little part about you not putting out to them...lol

[Hazard]

I was at District 36 last weekend...... and I was waiting to get into the bathroom. While waiting I was hit on by this guy who was rolling face..... hard LMAO! I just started laughing and said thanks man..... don't think the blonde girl i'm with would like to share though.....

I figured it was kind of a funny non-dick way of saying no.....

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

I was at District 36 last weekend...... and I was waiting to get into the bathroom. While waiting I was hit on by this guy who was rolling face..... hard LMAO! I just started laughing and said thanks man..... don't think the blonde girl i'm with would like to share though.....

I figured it was kind of a funny non-dick way of saying no.....

~Haz~

What if he had whipped out a bunch of Ben Franklins and told you to name your price. would you have said ..what blonde girl? lmao

[gixxerboy1]

you cant say anything with a mouth full

[-Ender-]

LMAO too bad we cant sneak a meat injection in every few nights..... she wakes up everytime I try

~Haz~

you and me both brother.

Maybe you're too bumpy? Try the toenail clippers.

[Hazard]

What if he had whipped out a bunch of Ben Franklins and told you to name your price. would you have said ..what blonde girl? lmao

No deal..... ever lol

~Haz~

[Hazard]

you and me both brother.

Maybe you're too bumpy? Try the toenail clippers.

Negative..... smooth as a babys bottom lol

~Haz~

[Shol'va]

No deal..... ever lol

~Haz~

And that's why DSM and I are drugging your azz.