Secret Surprise in my box of granola! =)

[Times Roman]

Hey guys. some of you probably heard me bitchin about lack of good clean food over here. I've resorted to eating granola in themorning, along with a scoop of protein powder (but not in my cereal). I shovel it down pretty fast then skype my family. so today, as usual, i see these little black grain husks floating in my granola, and finally, i'm like "wtf are these little black things?" so I isolate one with my spoon, take it to a light source, then shine an LED flashlight on it to boot. I m sitting there looking at it, and i begin to notice that these little black grain husks seem to have insect legs? naw... can't be, right? so i isolate another one and sure enough... insect legs. I must have over a hundred of these things floating on top of my milk, which means i've probably eaten thousands apon thousands of bugs over the last 6 weeks.

welcome to afghanistan baby!

the good news is that i've probably been consuming more protein than I realized?

[slfmade]

This happened to me once when ants got in my cereal. It was dark and I ate probably half the bowl. I was 15. To this day I still stir my cereal and look close to make sure this doesn't happen again.

[Times Roman]

i eat a box a day, and this floating black particulate matter is in every box. So i've had over 30 boxes, always wondering what that black stuff floating at the top was.

eating bugs don't bother me as long as they dont' give me disease.

having said that, i won't be eating that cereal anymore!

[xelnaga]

Hey bro- just wanted to express the fact that I like your updates and respect your dedication to your family. Not capable of ass kissing here, but I am of respect.

[SexySweetheart]

gross lol, but no biggy. We eat tons of flour and sugar mites and dont even know it...besides, sounds like they are nothing compaired to your ginormus water bug lmao

[Dr Pepper]

LOL times

[DIESELPWR]

So now what are u gonna do for breakfast times?

[HitIt]

ask dsm for his oatmeal bug recipe

[Mads]

damn thats gotta suck hate bugs

[Kawigirl]

Bug parts are in every food you eat that is from a grain...it happens and can't get away from it. Yet....they're grinded up from processing....ewwww for the ones you can see.

[Times Roman]

Hey bro- just wanted to express the fact that I like your updates and respect your dedication to your family. Not capable of ass kissing here, but I am of respect.

Thanks mate. that means alot to me

[Times Roman]

So now what are u gonna do for breakfast times?

crap! now I actually gotta spend some time and do my fried eggs and oatmeal meal (meal meal??)

[Times Roman]

Bug parts are in every food you eat that is from a grain...it happens and can't get away from it. Yet....they're grinded up from processing....ewwww for the ones you can see.

yeah, they were all over just floating in my milk... never thought much about it until this morning when there were dozens and dozens of em floating. and i waited until almost the bowl was empty (I was hungry)

I found out what they were. Weavels!

So I got to looking at these things, and not too terrible really. So i had two of em on my spoon, and i began thinking....

....if I had to pick and eat just one, then which one?

and the answer finally came to me...

....of course, it would be the lesser of two weavels, right? =)

[dec11]

dirty BUGger

[calgarian]

There is a lot of clean food you get it cooked if ur chef is local and there ais some that you will actually love........I dont know why arent you doing it.

[Macon_Bacon]

yeah, they were all over just floating in my milk... Never thought much about it until this morning when there were dozens and dozens of em floating. And i waited until almost the bowl was empty (i was hungry)

i found out what they were. Weavels!

So i got to looking at these things, and not too terrible really. So i had two of em on my spoon, and i began thinking....

....if i had to pick and eat just one, then which one?

And the answer finally came to me...

....of course, it would be the lesser of two weavels, right? =)

zinger!!!!!

[jasc]

I wouldn't worry about the little insect parts TR.. In afghanistan that's considered a condiment..

Plus as you said, think of all that extra protein.

[ecruz]

what does'nt kill u must make u stronger??

[Times Roman]

There is a lot of clean food you get it cooked if ur chef is local and there ais some that you will actually love........I dont know why arent you doing it.

fuk you cal! =)


you know how shitty the food is here!!!!!


and then you have the ballz to post some great looking pics of some mouth watering food.

dam! that made me hungry.... wonder what is in the fridge?

[Times Roman]

not trying to bash you cal.
but ya gotta admit, that is hitting below the belt.

you know, the lamb we eat today was eating garbage in the streets yesterday

[calgarian]

not trying to bash you cal.
but ya gotta admit, that is hitting below the belt.

you know, the lamb we eat today was eating garbage in the streets yesterday

better then eating bugs...dont u think?

[calgarian]

seriously you dont have a cook?

[Times Roman]

i'd give my left ball to be able to eat like that on a regular basis!!!!!!!!

[calgarian]

[calgarian]

[calgarian]

[Times Roman]

seriously you dont have a cook?

yeah, i've got a cook. same jerk that gave me salmonella, and typhoid to three other expats, and parasites to a few others. this is the bloke I caught him taking a crap in the restroom and then not washing his hands before going into the kitchen. i had to tell him if you are going to make us up sandwhiches ahead of time for the next day, to individually wrap them, else the outside bread gets hard, inside gets soggy, and put some friggin mayo or something in there besides plain tuna.

[dec11]

i'd give my left ball to be able to eat like that on a regular basis!!!!!!!!

have you no facilities to cook yourself?

[calgarian]

yeah, i've got a cook. same jerk that gave me salmonella, and typhoid to three other expats, and parasites to a few others. this is the bloke I caught him taking a crap in the restroom and then not washing his hands before going into the kitchen. i had to tell him if you are going to make us up sandwhiches ahead of time for the next day, to individually wrap them, else the outside bread gets hard, inside gets soggy, and put some friggin mayo or something in there besides plain tuna.

One time I endedup getting the cooked in deep trouble for missing my breakfast cause I was late 10 min getting to the Kitchen.....fvcker

[domensional]

yeah, i've got a cook. same jerk that gave me salmonella, and typhoid to three other expats, and parasites to a few others. this is the bloke I caught him taking a crap in the restroom and then not washing his hands before going into the kitchen. i had to tell him if you are going to make us up sandwhiches ahead of time for the next day, to individually wrap them, else the outside bread gets hard, inside gets soggy, and put some friggin mayo or something in there besides plain tuna.

You didnt tell him to wash his hands??? You just bitched about mayo?? lol

[Kawigirl]

Someone needs a hug.....

[BrownGirl]

Edit: Double post. sorry!

[BrownGirl]

yeah, they were all over just floating in my milk... never thought much about it until this morning when there were dozens and dozens of em floating. and i waited until almost the bowl was empty (I was hungry)

I found out what they were. Weavels!

So I got to looking at these things, and not too terrible really. So i had two of em on my spoon, and i began thinking....

....if I had to pick and eat just one, then which one?

and the answer finally came to me...

....of course, it would be the lesser of two weavels, right? =)

Haha I like that one! But yuck on the bugs!! Poor you!

[bigdavevegas]

Damn that sucks. Thanks for your service! Lots of admiration to for what you do

[Times Roman]

You didnt tell him to wash his hands??? You just bitched about mayo?? lol

the dude doesn't really speak english, and doesn't read/write in his own language. Yeah, I yelled at him, but he doesn't get it. fukkn retard!

so now if something pisses me off, i just throw food at him until he gets the idea.

[Times Roman]

Someone needs a hug.....

yes i do! coming to give me one? =)

(what if I say the magic word?)

[Times Roman]

have you no facilities to cook yourself?

yes, we do. but what am I to do? work all day, and then spend an hour in the kitchen cooking dinner? and then what am i to do for lunch? sandwhiches every day?

the project provides meals in the dining hall. everything else is out of pocket....

...'cept the weevils. those are on the house!

[songdog]

Just kill them 1st bro.That way they aint crawling around in you alive

[Armykid93]

Lol this made me cringe a bit.

[JD250]

I'm sorry bro but the mental image of you swearing and throwing food at the cook is hilarious!! Too bad about the weavels, maybe sautee them in butter.