Rate your New Years Sex!!!!!!

**slfmade** · 12-31-2011, 08:28 PM

Rate your New Years/New Years Eve Sex!!!!!!

Relationship/Fvck Buddy/1 night stand: Relationship

Cardiovascular workout: 10/10 My god...worse than HIIT

Dominance: 50/50

Aggressiveness (Choker, Biter, Scratcher, Hair Puller, etc) Pretty aggressive...all but choking!

Primary Position: Very Varied....Mostly Reverse Cowgirl

Lights on/off: Always ON

Toys: N/A

Spent the night/Kicked to the curb - We live together...would've been awkward if I threw her out!

Will you do it again? Of course...Planning for tomorrow.

Overall: TBH - This was the best in a while.....10/10. Normally it's mostly loving...this was hardcore!!!!!! We were each others bitch!

Interesting Comments? She's a member here, so I'll keep it to myself! All I'll say, is we and went had a few drinks and our fireworks came early!!!!! It's 6:30 and I'm ready for Bed!!!!! Exhausted!!!!

**xelnaga** · 12-31-2011, 08:55 PM

Thank you for the detailed rating system. I am single at the moment so I will live vicariously.

**Knockout_Power** · 01-01-2012, 12:02 AM

no comment, but the day started off with a bang (slight pun intended)

**Times Roman** · 01-01-2012, 12:21 AM

sex?

**xelnaga** · 01-01-2012, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

sex?

Lol. Im sure you've added sex to your list of things to do with out in the sandbox. I just hope you've improved the weekend food situation!

**Times Roman** · 01-01-2012, 12:46 AM

ya mean like my bucket list?

yeah, sex is definatey in the top 5

**Gym_** · 01-01-2012, 03:09 AM

That is like way to much info SlfMade .. even for the internet ..

**Times Roman** · 01-01-2012, 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Rate your New Years/New Years Eve Sex!!!!!!

Relationship/Fvck Buddy/1 night stand: Relationship

Cardiovascular workout: 10/10 My god...worse than HIIT

Dominance: 50/50

Aggressiveness (Choker, Biter, Scratcher, Hair Puller, etc) Pretty aggressive...all but choking!

Primary Position: Very Varied....Mostly Reverse Cowgirl

Lights on/off: Always ON

Toys: N/A

Spent the night/Kicked to the curb - We live together...would've been awkward if I threw her out!

Will you do it again? Of course...Planning for tomorrow.

Overall: TBH - This was the best in a while.....10/10. Normally it's mostly loving...this was hardcore!!!!!! We were each others bitch!

Interesting Comments? She's a member here, so I'll keep it to myself! All I'll say, is we and went had a few drinks and our fireworks came early!!!!! It's 6:30 and I'm ready for Bed!!!!! Exhausted!!!!

So, ya gonna make us guess which one? Is it Zyzz? =)

**Times Roman** · 01-01-2012, 03:56 AM

Originally Posted by Gym_

That is like way to much info SlfMade .. even for the internet ..

oooh! pish posh! this is anonymous internet shit...

**lovbyts** · 01-01-2012, 05:36 AM

Well if my New Year sex was above a 0 (Zero) I would be in serious trouble considering I'm at work and I have no interest in my (male) co worker and luckily he has not interest in me that way. LOL Also I would be fired I'm sure....

**Shol'va** · 01-01-2012, 04:54 PM

It was 3 minutes of terror...no wait that was another thread.

**wmaousley** · 01-01-2012, 11:38 PM

Im Married, enough said

**lovbyts** · 01-01-2012, 11:50 PM

OK as posted above I was at work so it didnt happen and when I got home still no sex, that time of the month but the BJ I got was quite satisfying.

**calgarian** · 01-02-2012, 01:34 AM

dont even wanna go there this year...dont ask....

**Times Roman** · 01-02-2012, 02:32 AM

Originally Posted by lovbyts

OK as posted above I was at work so it didnt happen and when I got home still no sex, that time of the month but the BJ I got was quite satisfying.

wait! are you a subscriber to Clinton's definition of sex? where a BJ is an "innappropriate personal relationship"?

**lovbyts** · 01-02-2012, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

wait! are you a subscriber to Clinton's definition of sex? where a BJ is an "innappropriate personal relationship"?

Yes I though about Clinton also before I posted. If it's good enough for the President of the United states it's good enough for me, well in this case anyways.

Just like most school kids now days dont consider HJ, BJ, anal as being sex.

LOL

Reminds me of one of my old GF at and New Years party when I asked her if she knew the difference between like and love? She said no. I said spit and swallow. She loved me from then on out. LOL Booze and girls are always a good mix.

**Times Roman** · 01-02-2012, 06:30 AM

spit and swallow!

ya gotta love it!!!! =)

**RussianVodka** · 01-02-2012, 08:28 PM

Too much food and hard liqueurs during night, than awesome hungover at the morning, so...no sex:-)))

**slfmade** · 01-02-2012, 08:55 PM

Man.....I thought we were gonna get a bunch of all out crazy disgusting hornball stories here. I'm dissapointed guys!!! Gixxer? Cherrydrpepper? Where you guys at?

**Sicko** · 01-02-2012, 09:02 PM

Wife was out of town with kids so i was with the person who knows exactly what I like and never disappoints me.
It was incredible...I was such a greedy lover, I didnt think of anyone's needs but mine and when I was done, not one word was said, no snuggling just rolled over and went to sleep.

**slfmade** · 01-02-2012, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Sicko

Wife was out of town with kids so i was with the person who knows exactly what I like and never disappoints me.
It was incredible...I was such a greedy lover, I didnt think of anyone's needs but mine and when I was done, not one word was said, no snuggling just rolled over and went to sleep.

You inconsiderate BASTARD!!!! lol Did you at least paint her fingernails before you took advantage of her?????

**dooie** · 01-02-2012, 09:08 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

You inconsiderate BASTARD!!!! lol Did you at least paint her fingernails before you took advantage of her?????

Self made, maybe I should post my story up here too!?

**slfmade** · 01-02-2012, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by dooie

Self made, maybe I should post my story up here too!?

I saw your story dooie - if it would've been you and not your "friend" I would've told you to change your username to dookie! LOL

**Sicko** · 01-02-2012, 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

You inconsiderate BASTARD!!!! lol Did you at least paint her fingernails before you took advantage of her?????

I look horrible with painted fingernails...eheheheheh... I was by myself...ehehehehheh...

**slfmade** · 01-02-2012, 09:22 PM

Yeah...I got it. I was refering to your hand!!! You could've done "The stranger" hhahahahahahah

**Sicko** · 01-02-2012, 09:26 PM

Originally Posted by slfmade

Yeah...I got it. I was refering to your hand!!! You could've done "The stranger" hhahahahahahah

Actually my left hand has severe nerve damage so i cant really feel my pinkie side of my hand..If I close my eyes I dont even know its me!!! ehehehehh...

**NOSUPERMODEL** · 01-02-2012, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

So, ya gonna make us guess which one? Is it Zyzz? =)

Wasn't hard to figure out if you look at the friends list and read "About me".

**bikeral** · 01-03-2012, 12:14 PM

NYE sex? I invited a few friends over for NYE. Told everyone they should come by around 8-9PM which sounded reasonable since it was probably going to be a late night. About 6PM decided to take a shower and that lead to getting busy with the old lady...
6:30PM my cel phone rings so since I am busy I ignore it. 5 minutes later my doorbell rings. Fvcking people show up at 6:30PM for a NYE party WTF?? Had to drop everything and open the door. no NYE sex this year.

**ghettoboyd** · 01-03-2012, 04:34 PM

i got some hot olympic porn style sex fri, sat and sunday from the wife and with her its always a 10...she fuking rocks my world peeps....not to bad for being married 13yrs...thats right people, ghetto is a stallion....

**Standby** · 01-03-2012, 05:38 PM

well nye is also my birthday so i got a bday bj and then some sex

**Times Roman** · 01-04-2012, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by Sicko

I look horrible with painted fingernails...eheheheheh... I was by myself...ehehehehheh...

well, gotta admit mate,

you definately lived up to your name....

....Sicko! =)

**Times Roman** · 01-04-2012, 07:10 AM

Originally Posted by RussianVodka

Too much food and hard liqueurs during night, than awesome hungover at the morning, so...no sex:-)))

OK. I seriously gotta ast the question. Anyone besides me get a serious case of the hornies the next day after a binger? I have been noticing this for years now, that on new years day, the crappier i feel, for some reason, the hornier i get. I wonder why that is?????

**lovbyts** · 01-04-2012, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by Times Roman

OK. I seriously gotta ast the question. Anyone besides me get a serious case of the hornies the next day after a binger? I have been noticing this for years now, that on new years day, the crappier i feel, for some reason, the hornier i get. I wonder why that is?????

It's the teenager still in you (the little voice in your head) is reminding you that you are supposed to bringing in the New Year banging some sweet piece of meat like you did WAY back when.

**Times Roman** · 01-04-2012, 07:26 AM

^ no i'm serious. like maybe the endorphines used last night drinking are making the body crave more endorphines, and sex is a helluva good way to get an endorphine spike?

maybe?

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-04-2012, 06:47 PM

Well I tried to get my hand to reverse cowgirl me and he was like fk you so I forced him to jack me off like a dirty slut

**slfmade** · 01-04-2012, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by cherrydrpepper

Well I tried to get my hand to reverse cowgirl me and he was like fk you so I forced him to jack me off like a dirty slut

HA...I did that once with one hand reverse cowgirl and the other overlapping regular style......................Got carried away and gave myself a fvcking Indian Rub Burn. hahahahahahahahahahahahah

**cherrydrpepper** · 01-04-2012, 07:05 PM

lmfao holy fk thats some advanced jo technique. I tried to incorporate forced negatives and rest pauses but my cock was like no way bro so I was like fk you grow you fk or i'll shoot you with synthol

**Razor** · 01-05-2012, 12:23 AM

Slfmade since you my pal, you wont mind if I steal you templat

Relationship/Fvck Buddy/1 night stand: Relationship

Cardiovascular workout : 5/10

Dominance: 100

Aggressiveness (Choker, Biter, Scratcher, Hair Puller, etc) First time, so we took it easy but she swallowed the whole load like a boss.

Primary Position: Missionary

Lights on/off: on

Toys: none

Spent the night/Kicked to the curb - I spent the night.

Will you do it again? yes

Overall:7